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  • #16
    Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

    Christians believe in God, athieasts don't. Or am I missing something here?

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    • #17
      Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

      Originally posted by Truvuv View Post
      Christians believe in God, athieasts don't. Or am I missing something here?
      Your missing out on an Eternity of Praising Jesus!



      YiC,

      Zech
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      • #18
        Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Your missing out on an Eternity of Praising Jesus!



        YiC,

        Zech
        Well it's kinda implied that you don't "Praise Jesus" if you don't believe he exists.

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        • #19
          Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

          Originally posted by mark316 View Post
          Atheist can think for themselves & don't need

          2000 year old desert fairy tales to guide them in life.
          LOL, how stupid are you. A good chunk of the bible is older than 2000 years. Don't come here if you don't know what you are talking about.

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          • #20
            Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
            87% of atheists have pubic lice
            97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
            98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
            91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

            And of course...
            100% of atheists have a mental disorder
            source
            I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things

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            • #21
              Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

              Originally posted by CrimsonIsBullSh*t View Post
              I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
              Part of the package that comes with being an atheist means that good, God-fearing people can never trust you because you have no moral standard on which to make true statements, so you'll forgive us if we don't accept your testimony.

              Pastor Ed

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              • #22
                Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

                Originally posted by CrimsonIsBullSh*t View Post
                I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
                Oh, sweetie, feeling "fine" is the first symptom that there's something seriously wrong with you!

                I guess you are one of these lost souls that God intentionally leads to damnation (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), but I will pray for you anyway. There's still time for you to see the Light!
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #23
                  Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  Oh, sweetie, feeling "fine" is the first symptom that there's something seriously wrong with you!

                  I guess you are one of these lost souls that God intentionally leads to damnation (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), but I will pray for you anyway. There's still time for you to see the Light!
                  But then most people are insane, as most do I fact say they are fine. If anything I'm more "fine" than I have ever been

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                  • #24
                    Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

                    Originally posted by CrimsonIsBullSh*t View Post
                    But then most people are insane, as most do I fact say they are fine. If anything I'm more "fine" than I have ever been
                    Is this Appalachian dialect or something? Please learn to speak proper American, because I don't understand what you are trying to say.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • #25
                      Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

                      Christians Love Jesus.

                      Atheists franchise out lies and deception by brainwashing children to adore evil.

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                      • #26
                        Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

                        Christians drink the symbolic blood of Jesus. Atheists drink semen from Satan's anal chalice.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • #27
                          Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

                          An atheist does this

                          Christians don't.

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                          • #28
                            Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                            What you posted is extremely offensive, as well as very stereotypical towards atheists. I'm not saying that all atheists are flawless, but I seriously doubt that all atheists do drugs, commit suicide, are vile, and dress in rags.

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                            • #29
                              Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

                              Originally posted by atheist110 View Post
                              and dress in rags.
                              My oh my, it's the image with the typo...

                              It's meant to read "and dress in Drag."

                              TRUE CHRISTIAN's perfection does not prevent errors when we outsource the image creation to gayeez graphic designers (you DO know that they are all queer as a three dollar bill)

                              And I don't know why, but when we ask them how long they took to create the image, they keep repeating that it evolved over a long period... I guess it's their excuse to charge more.

                              PRAY TO JESUS!

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                              • #30
                                Re: What's The Difference Between Christians And Atheists?

                                Originally posted by CrimsonIsBullSh*t View Post
                                I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
                                Revelation 21:8 Psalm 14:1. Atheist tend to lie as well.

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