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An ideal True Christian™ Man as the spitting image of God.

The Bible tells us that God created man in His image (Genesis 1:27). That means that there are similarities between God and men. Where are they? People die, and God is eternal (e.g., Psalm 90:1-4, Isaiah 26:4). God is in the Trinity, while every man is just plain himself. However, we can clearly see that God has some personality traits which are not uncommon among men. Below is a list of God’s personality traits that are described in the Holy Bible; a True Christian™ Man should aspire to possess as many of these Godly characteristics as possible.

1. God is strong.

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Job 26:14
Lo, these are parts of his ways: but how little a portion is heard of him? but the thunder of his power who can understand?
2. God is fierce.
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Psalm 78:49
He cast upon them the fierceness of his anger, wrath, and indignation, and trouble, by sending evil angels among them.

Isaiah 13:9
Behold, the day of the Lord cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.
See also Jeremiah 4:8, 4:26, 12:13, 25:37, Lamentations 4:11, Revelation 19:15.

3. God is jealous.

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Exodus 20:5
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
See also Exodus 34:14, Deuteronomy 4:24, 5:9, 6:15, Nahum 1:2.

4. God is vindictive, punishing guilty and their innocent families.

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Again, Exodus 20:5, Deuteronomy 5:9, 6:15; also Psalm 58:10, Ezekiel 25:14, 25:17, Micah 5:15, Nahum 1:2.
5. God loves war.
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Exodus 15:3
The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
6. God is greedy.

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Haggai 2:8
The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the Lord of hosts.
7. God is mean, giving bad laws just to make people suffer and to punish them.

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Ezekiel 20:25-26
25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.
8. God knows no mercy.
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1 Samuel 15:3
Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
See also Judges 21:10, Ezekiel 9:6.

9. God enjoys cruelty.
Quote:

Psalm 137:9
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
10. God enjoys misguiding people.

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2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
11. God enjoys putting people in difficult situations, making bets on their behavior.
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Job 1:8-22
8 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
9 Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.
11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.
12 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.
13 And there was a day when his sons and his daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:
14 And there came a messenger unto Job, and said, The oxen were plowing, and the asses feeding beside them:
15 And the Sabeans fell upon them, and took them away; yea, they have slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
16 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The fire of God is fallen from heaven, and hath burned up the sheep, and the servants, and consumed them; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
17 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The Chaldeans made out three bands, and fell upon the camels, and have carried them away, yea, and slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
18 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:
19 And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
20 Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,
21 And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
22 In all this Job sinned not, nor charged God foolishly.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Beautiful sermon, Pastor! I pray that every Christian man follows God's example!
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What great values. Thank you for posting this. Though I want to caution potential Christians from falling into certain pitfalls in their attempts to follow God's example.

You should indeed be jealous and greedy. Jealously and greed, after all, is what drives our economy. Though you should never ever covet (which is totally different from jealously and greed). Doing that will get you scorn. Romans 7:7-8

While you should indeed be deceitful, you should never lie. Doing that will get you a one way ticket to Hell Revelation 21:8. Try misleading people in ways where you don't directly lie to them. Take your an example from advertisements. eg. "Our product is the best" it isn't a lie if you believe it is the best. Try to imply your product will get you higher social status or something good without directly stating it.

If that doesn't work, try to get someone else to lie on your behalf, the way God intended 2 Chronicles 18:22. Remember, you are not allowed to lie, but you can't help it if one of your associates fudges the truth a little . Anyone who would be willing to lie on your behalf is probably already Hell bound anyway.

Soon you'll be on the pathway to fulfilling your Earthly and Heavenly needs, the way God intended!
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Matthew 10:16 is even more appropriate. God doesn't want his people to go out and get run over, so fight fire with fire if that's what needs to be done. Can't say that God endorsed the behavior but many of his men were horrible sinners....King David sent a man off to die in war while he made off with the man's wife...Jacob stole Esaus's blessing for a bowl of beans...and good ol' Moses and Aaron killed several thousand of the Jews who followed them during the exodus due to their worship of idols. They don't show that happening on Veggietales! God doesn't play around when it comes to stopping sinners!
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9. God enjoys cruelty.

Psalm 137:9
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.




Thank you Pastor!

This verse always brings tears of joy to my eyes.

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No, that bit is an add on. Do we know who wrote it? No, of course not. It's not in the old text (which I'll put here) may God guide your ears as you click to play

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your such a capitalist trade marking your religion ik you were a money whore its all about the money
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your such a capitalist trade marking your religion ik you were a money whore its all about the money
I think you've had enough to drink tonight, honey. Please don't drive home, take a cab.
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...you were a money whore its all about the money
You think so? Try to offer them some. A donation, however small.

They won't accept, because the source of the money (ie. you) is tainted, and that might offend God:

Deuteronomy 23:18 "Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the Lord thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the Lord thy God."

If you manage to donate anything to Landover Baptist Church, I'll double it.
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