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Bible Salvation™ made Easy! - 11-03-2018, 03:15 PM

Brethren and Sistren

The question that I am most commonly asked after my sermons, is how we can be sure of our Salvation™.

My immediate reply is always that we should put our confidence in God our Saviour Who will have all men to be saved (1st Timothy 2:3-4).

Nonetheless, for those straying sheep that still struggle with their faith I present this handy chart to help on your path towards the light:


Salvation by baptism

In order to make it easy I have put the right answer at the top of the list.

John the Baptist was the greatest prophet ever (Luke 7:28), and Jesus stated unequivocally that you cannot enter the kingdom of God except ye be baptized.

John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
John 3:4 Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?
John 3:5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.


Salvation for all

This is the most tempting answer. Before Jesus came to earth we were all lost, because in our wickedness we had rejected God.

When Jesus atoned us with God and paid our debts at the cross, Salvation should be for all, no matter whether we believe or not. It's not the sinners fault that they are too depraved to find Salvation™.

Romans 5:17 For if by one man's offence death reigned by one; much more they which receive abundance of grace and of the gift of righteousness shall reign in life by one, Jesus Christ.)
Romans 5:18 Therefore as by the offence of one judgment came upon all men to condemnation; even so by the righteousness of one the free gift came upon all men unto justification of life.

Titus 2:11 For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men,


Salvation through works

Automatic salvation is a beautiful thought but it's hard to finance a multi-billion dollar enterprise like the Catholic Church if people are already saved. Fortunately there are many places, where Jesus demands works as a condition for salvation.

Matthew 16:26 For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?
Matthew 16:27 For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works.

Matthew 25:34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
Matthew 25:35 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
Matthew 25:36 Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
Matthew 25:37 Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?
Matthew 25:38 When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?
Matthew 25:39 Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?
Matthew 25:40 And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
Revelation 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.

The Catholics have even invented something they call "the Original Sin". The "original" part is that you can pay your way to the Pearly Gates with a "letter of indulgence" or a few wax candles.


Salvation through faith not works (Sola Fide)

Martin Luther preferred to read the epistles of Saint Paul, and concluded that salvation comes only through faith, and not through works:

Romans 3:28 Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.
[. . .]
Romans 4,2 For if Abraham were justified by works, he hath whereof to glory; but not before God.
Romans 4:3 For what saith the scripture? Abraham believed God, and it was counted unto him for righteousness.
Romans 4:4 Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt.
Romans 4:5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
Romans 4:6 Even as David also describeth the blessedness of the man, unto whom God imputeth righteousness without works,

Galatians 2:16 Knowing that a man is not justified by the works of the law, but by the faith of Jesus Christ, even we have believed in Jesus Christ, that we might be justified by the faith of Christ, and not by the works of the law: for by the works of the law shall no flesh be justified.



Salvation through faith and works

The epistle of James appears to have been written with the express purpose of contradicting Saint Paul (and Martin Luther).
James, the brother of Christ, uses the same example of Father Abraham that Saint Paul had used to prove his Sola Fide -- and arrives at the exact opposite conclusion:

James 2:14 What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?
[. . .]
James 2:17 Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.
[. . .]
James 2:20 But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?
[. . .]
James 2:24 Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only.
[. . .]
James 2:26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.

This is where I usually add that faith without works may be dead, but Saint James says nothing about faith with works. So this is not an excuse to stop tithing.


Salvation by grace not faith and works

Since God determines what we're allowed to think, it follows that it's solely up to God's mercy whether we will repent. Saint Paul reminds us how God hardened Pharaoh's heart:

Romans 9:14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
Romans 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
Romans 9:16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
Romans 9:17 For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.
Romans 9:18 Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.

Don't forget that God can make people believe (Acts 16:14) and not believe 2nd Thessalonians 2:11.



Salvation by faith and grace not works

Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Ephesians 2:9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.


Salvation by washing robes not works

Our trusty old King James describes the blessed firstfruits who shall live in the New Jerusalem and eat from the Tree of Life:

Revelation 22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

However, the ASV and countless other modern perverted Bibles have a different advice for us

Revelation 22:14 Blessed are they that wash their robes, that they may have the right to come to the tree of life, and may enter in by the gates into the city.


Salvation by not blaspheming against the Holy Ghost

Jesus forgives everything: Pedophilia, cannibalism, slave trading, human sacrifices, genocide and Democrat fund-raising. As long as you don't speak against the Holy Ghost.

Matthew 12:31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
Matthew 12:32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.



Salvation by doing what's lawful and right (no need for Jesus as redeemer)

Ezekiel 18,21 But if the wicked will turn from all his sins that he hath committed, and keep all my statutes, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall surely live, he shall not die.
Ezekiel 18,22 All his transgressions that he hath committed, they shall not be mentioned unto him: in his righteousness that he hath done he shall live.
Ezekiel 18,23 Have I any pleasure at all that the wicked should die? saith the Lord GOD: and not that he should return from his ways, and live?
[. . .]
Ezekiel 18,27 Again, when the wicked man turneth away from his wickedness that he hath committed, and doeth that which is lawful and right, he shall save his soul alive.




Doing the will of the Father (not faith and works)

It's not enough to believe. Hell is full of people who thought they were saved. Doing "many wonderful works" won't help you either:

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.


Salvation by grace and purpose (not works)

2 Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,


Salvation by grace and baptism, (not works)

Titus 3:5 Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost;


Salvation by keeping the commandments

Matthew 19:17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.


Giving everything to the poor (keeping the commandments is not enough)

Mark 10:17 And when he was gone forth into the way, there came one running, and kneeled to him, and asked him, Good Master, what shall I do that I may inherit eternal life?
[. . .]
Mark 10:19 Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Defraud not, Honour thy father and mother.
Mark 10:20 And he answered and said unto him, Master, all these have I observed from my youth.
Mark 10:21 Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me.


Salvation by giving 50% to the poor

Sometimes you don't have to give everything you own -- giving 50% is OK with Jesus:

Luke 19:8 And Zacchaeus stood, and said unto the Lord; Behold, Lord, the half of my goods I give to the poor; and if I have taken any thing from any man by false accusation, I restore him fourfold.
Luke 19:9 And Jesus said unto him, This day is salvation come to this house, forsomuch as he also is a son of Abraham.


Salvation by faith and baptism

In general the three Synoptics (i.e. Mark, Matthew and Luke) don't have any requirement that you have to believe in Jesus. The only exception is the end of Mark (Catholics will claim that this ending is spurious; don't listen to them!!):

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.


Salvation by hunger and poverty

The story of the beggar Lazarus is very interesting. This is the only account we have from the inside of Hell and Paradise:

Lazarus is a socialistic parasite. Instead of taking his hands out his pockets, he's lying before the hardworking rich man's door, waiting for the government to feed him, while letting dogs lick his wounds. And yet he ends up in Paradise, while the rich man goes to Hell. Abraham explains to the rich man:

Luke 16:25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.

Nothing in the story indicates that Lazarus has deserved his salvation. Neither through works, faith, baptism or repentance. By the same token nothing indicates that the hardworking rich man was in any way wicked: If Lazarus was lying in front of the door, it must have been because he knew he'd get a handout every now and then.

The rich man goes to Hell, only because he's rich, while Lazarus is rocking in the bosom of Abraham.

Jesus said something similar in his Sermon of the Mount (according to Saint Luke this took place on a plain):

Luke 6:20 And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God.
[. . .]
Luke 6:24 But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have received your consolation.


Salvation by obeying Jesus

Hebrews 5:9 And being made perfect, he became the author of eternal salvation unto all them that obey him;


Salvation by confession and faith

Many Christians believe Jesus arose from the dead by his own powers, but those Christians are going to Hell. You have to believe that was God that raised Jesus:

Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.


Salvation by self-castration

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

In the last book of the Bible -- the Revelation of St. John -- we're getting a description of the first people to enter Heaven:

Revelation 14:4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.

Catholics take this very literally. Just ask Origen of Alexandria.


Salvation by hearing the words of Jesus and believing

John 5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.


Salvation by being Jewish

When everything has been said and done, Jesus was the King of Jews, son of a Jewish god, being born by a Jewish family as the son of David in order to fulfill a lot of prophecies in the Jewish Torah.

If you're not Jewish, then you're out of luck. For instance, there once was a Greek woman who asked Jesus to help her sick daughter. Jesus called her a dog and added:

Matthew 15:24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.

In fact Jesus forbade his disciple to go to the Gentiles:

Matthew 10:5 These twelve Jesus sent forth, and commanded them, saying, Go not into the way of the Gentiles, and into any city of the Samaritans enter ye not:
Matthew 10:6 But go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.


Salvation by one's own words

Matthew 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
Matthew 12:37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.


Salvation by calling on the name of the Lord

Acts 2:21 And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved.


Salvation by predestination

Matthew 25:34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

Ephesians 1:4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
Ephesians 1:5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,
[. . .]
Ephesians 1:11 In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of him who worketh all things after the counsel of his own will:


Salvation by eating Jesus' flesh and drinking his blood

John 6:48 I am that bread of life.
John 6:49 Your fathers did eat manna in the wilderness, and are dead.
John 6:50 This is the bread which cometh down from heaven, that a man may eat thereof, and not die.
John 6:51 I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.
John 6:52 The Jews therefore strove among themselves, saying, How can this man give us his flesh to eat?
John 6:53 Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.
John 6:54 Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.
John 6:55 For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed.
John 6:56 He that eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, dwelleth in me, and I in him.
John 6:57 As the living Father hath sent me, and I live by the Father: so he that eateth me, even he shall live by me.
John 6:58 This is that bread which came down from heaven: not as your fathers did eat manna, and are dead: he that eateth of this bread shall live for ever.


Salvation by gifts to the church

There's about 1 billion Catholics in the world who still consider the Apocryphal books to be God's word:

In the second Book of the Maccabees, a lot of men die in a fight because they followed false gods. But Judas Maccabeus starts a collection to redeem the men from their sins before the Resurrection

2 Maccabees 12:43 And when he had made a gathering throughout the company to the sum of two thousand drachms of silver, he sent it to Jerusalem to offer a sin offering, doing therein very well and honestly, in that he was mindful of the resurrection:
2 Maccabees 12:44 For if he had not hoped that they that were slain should have risen again, it had been superfluous and vain to pray for the dead.
2 Maccabees 12:45 And also in that he perceived that there was great favour laid up for those that died godly, it was an holy and good thought. Whereupon he made a reconciliation for the dead, that they might be delivered from sin.


Salvation by prayer

Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
Matthew 7:8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
Matthew 7:9 Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
Matthew 7:10 Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?
Matthew 7:11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?


Salvation by being poor in spirit. DUH!

Matthew 5:3 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.


Salvation by forgiving other people

Mattew 6:14 For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:


Salvation by bearing children (only for women)

Saint Paul ends one of his sermons with a promise:

1 Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1 Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


Salvation by loving God and thy neighbour

Luke 10:25 And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
Luke 10:26 He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?
Luke 10:27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
Luke 10:28 And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.


Salvation by ignorance

One of the great theological questions is what happens to people, who haven't heard the Gospel. Bleeding-heart lie-berals often think it unfair if all members of some backward Indian village out in the jungle shall burn in Hell just because they've never heard about Jesus.

However, a few verses do indicate that ignorance may be a valid excuse:

John 15:22 If I had not come and spoken unto them, they had not had sin: but now they have no cloke for their sin.
[. . .]
John 15:24 If I had not done among them the works which none other man did, they had not had sin: but now have they both seen and hated both me and my Father.

In the above verses, Jesus says clearly that if thay hadn't heard about Jesus and seen his mighty works, they wouldn't be counted as sinners.

James 4:17 Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.

You're a sinner if you "knoweth to do good" -- so conversely you cannot be a sinner if you don't "knoweth to do good".

Luke 12:48 But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes. For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask the more.

Much is demanded of "whomsoever much is given", so logically you must demand less from those who have been "given less" i.e. haven't received the gospel.

But on the other hand: If you can be saved by ignorance, then missionary work is a crime.


There's nothing to be saved from

I guess you could construe a case, that there's neither Heaven nor Hell, and that dead people feel nothing (sinners like to believe this):

Ecclesiastes 3:19 For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 3:20 All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again.
Ecclesiastes 3:21 Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth?

Ecclesiastes 9:5 For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.
Ecclesiastes 9:6 Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any thing that is done under the sun.
[. . .]
Ecclesiastes 9:9 Live joyfully with the wife whom thou lovest all the days of the life of thy vanity, which he hath given thee under the sun, all the days of thy vanity: for that is thy portion in this life, and in thy labour which thou takest under the sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:10 Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might; for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave, whither thou goest.

Job 7:9 As the cloud is consumed and vanisheth away: so he that goeth down to the grave shall come up no more.

Isaiah 26:14 They are dead, they shall not live; they are deceased, they shall not rise: therefore hast thou visited and destroyed them, and made all their memory to perish.

Psalm 49:11 For he seeth that wise men die, likewise the fool and the brutish person perish, and leave their wealth to others.
Psalm 49:12 Their inward thought is, that their houses shall continue for ever, and their dwelling places to all generations; they call their lands after their own names.
Psalm 49:13 Nevertheless man being in honour abideth not: he is like the beasts that perish.
[. . .]
Psalm 49:20 He shall go to the generation of his fathers; they shall never see light.
Psalm 49:21 Man that is in honour, and understandeth not, is like the beasts that perish.

Psalm 58:9 As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.

Isaiah 38:18 For the grave cannot praise thee, death can not celebrate thee: they that go down into the pit cannot hope for thy truth.


Salvation by paedobaptism and Confirmation

I just put that in for laughs to end on a happy note.
There's nothing about paedobaptism and Confirmation in the Bible



With so many paths to Salvation™, how can we fail?


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1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Thank you for that powerful essay, Pastor Enoe. So many do not know of these paths to Salvation™. We can thank Jesus that Landover Baptist Church is here to help people.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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With so many paths to Salvation™, how can we fail?
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Salvation by baptism:
This is not Salvation itself but the door to Salvation, once you have this then Salvation is possible.

However, like any good contract there are terms and conditions (See Bible for details.)

Salvation for all
This is the offer of the contract:

You are now through the door and on the table is the contract to be signed in your life’s blood.
We will see further down that prior to Jesus, nobody went to heaven, and heaven is what potentially awaits the Saved.

Salvation through works

Matthew 16:27 has presented a most difficult verse to translate: What does it mean exactly?
For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. Whose works? Jesus’s or the man’s? Jesus’s Works were many – in fact as He made the earth and everything in it – this verse means “according to everything that Jesus said and did.”

I don’t think there is any controversy here, it merely says Jesus shall judge us. And that is true.

Strangely, Matthew:25 speaks in the negative – he explains what happens if you don’t do “Works” and not what happens if you do. Nobody likes a lazy person and neither does Jesus.

Revelations:20 is no revelation – God does not forget (although He can if He wants to.) but for the lesser characters of Heaven a book is always useful. So what we have here is merely a record that God already knows, and this is the same record as earlier referred to in Matthew 16 – Jesus’s memory of what we were like. – This accords with Re:22:12: And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

Salvation through faith not works (Sola Fide)
The Baptist’s motto, and therefore correct. Romans:4:6 makes this clear: God hands out righteousness and does it to His understanding of Righteousness. Faith cannot exist without the guidance of the Bible – faith is the guidance of the Bible – He is righteous who follows the Bible.

Galatians:2:16 follows this and brings the example of those who by wealth and power are able to effect “Works” – but as we are told to pray in seclusion and not cry “Lord! Lord!” So are our works in secret and in line with the Bible. The Great and the Good are not the Great and the Good – for if you know them, they are self-publicists crying “Lord! Lord!”

These verses then guard against self-righteousness.

Salvation through faith and works

James:2 is not incorrect, it merely needs to be seen in the correct light. We have explained "by Works” does not work, We have agreed that nobody likes a lazy person – so something has to be done – James 2 boils down to “Have faith and don’t sit there on your ass.”

Salvation by grace not faith and works
This is the fine print of the contract: Even if you think you have done all that is necessary, it may not be enough. God is far wiser than you and therefore what you thought was “doing good” or “obeying His Word” or “Having faith” may in fact not have been. “It seemed like a good idea at the time.” is not an excuse that God will hear.

Additionally, we must think of great orators and lawyers – is God going to have to sit there and listen to unmitigated bullshit, and allow Himself to go against His own Decision? NO! And that is why James is saying “But God has the final choice."

Salvation by faith and grace not works
This comes close to the actual truth inasmuch as it is in accordance with James and Romans 4:6: No faith, no salvation. On the other hand, even if everyone thinks you’re an asshole, Jesus can still love you and you enter heaven. Jesus has the final say. (We have already dismissed “works”.)

Salvation by washing robes not works
Seriously – this is not going to work, is it? Otherwise soap operas would be known as Salvation Operas. So much for the ASV.

Now Revelations:22:14, seems to indicate some sort of “works” but no! Following Commandments is not “Work” – It is Joy!

Salvation by not blaspheming against the Holy Ghost
This is more like Baptism: accepting Jesus opens the door to Baptism, which opens the door to heaven, which allows you to see the contract on the table.

In fact, it is very generous as a condition – how much easier is it not to do something, than to do something? I am very good at doing nothing and this strengthens my faith.

Salvation by doing what's lawful and right (no need for Jesus as redeemer)
Ezekiel:18 explains a proverb:

Eze:18:1: The word of the LORD came unto me again, saying,
Eze:18:2: What mean ye, that ye use this proverb concerning the land of Israel, saying, The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge?

That proverb is entirely self-explanatory and what follows is almost non-salvific in its clarity. It explains what will happen to Israel if it is unfaithful to God. It’s all allegorical.

Jesus was simply not involved – He was there in Heaven, He had simply not been born.

Doing the will of the Father (not faith and works)
Essentially this is Sola Fide redux – it’s what “faith” is all about. I have mentioned the leveling influence that The Lord has; how The Lord hates those who boast – these assholes never had faith and everything they did, they did for themselves.

Matthew:7 describes the damned – those “self-made men” who create a god in their own image and then worship their creator.

Salvation by grace and purpose (not works)

2 Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,


Some may have difficulty in grasping being given something before the world was created, but this refers to God’s warehouse in which he keeps souls that are handed out upon conception. The soul has got everything you need to get you on the path to heaven.

This again restates that God can make up his Own Mind about who’s coming in – and that’s got to be fair, hasn’t it?

Salvation by grace and baptism, (not works)
Titus 3:5 Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost;
We’re back to grace, salvation and “not works”.

Salvation by keeping the commandments
Matthew 19:17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.

“but if thou wilt enter into life note that… For those who do not speak American, “wilt” = want/wish/desire to.
And “life” means the life of being “reborn”
To keep the commandments is a good start – this will lead to baptism, the contract and Salvation and thus "being reborn to a new life"

Jesus gives His listeners the Class 101.

Giving everything to the poor (keeping the commandments is not enough)
Mark 10:21 Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor.

One thing a lot of people miss in this verse is , and give to the poor. That comma is more important than the Johanine Comma. It separates the previous clause/commandment and does not say: “and give it to the poor.” All the guy had to do was to throw a few Shekels to the poor – but such was his love of money that he fled and now burns in Hell.

Salvation by giving 50% to the poor
This is very similar to the above, and actually demonstrates One thing a lot of people miss in this verse is “, and give to the poor.” In fact, Jesus is so impressed that he doesn’t mention “the poor”.

Salvation by faith and baptism
Again, baptism is a pre-requisite to Salvation - Faith is all that is needed.

Salvation by hunger and poverty.
Lazarus is a socialistic parasite. Instead of taking his hands out his pockets, he's lying before the hardworking rich man's door, waiting for the government to feed him.

Abraham explains to the rich man:

Luke 16:25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.

People think that this is Salvation, but it is not. Lazarus is, in fact denied Heaven. We know this because nobody went to Heaven before Jesus died. In fact, we have Jesus’s Word for this: “Lu:16:23: And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.” i.e. not heaven.

(Common sense says that if the poor went to heaven the place would be a cess-pit.)

Luke 6:20 And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God.

Again, this needs reading – to whom is Jesus talking – He’s blessing the poor (which is fair enough, a bit of sympathy never went amiss) but he then he says to his Disciples “for yours is the kingdom of God.” i.e. the Kingdom of God belongs to the Disciples. (Otherwise He would have said Theirs is the Kingdom of God.”)

Salvation by obeying Jesus
This is obvious – be baptisted, have faith – how can you do that without obeying Jesus?

Salvation by confession and faith
You have to believe that it was God that raised Jesus.

This does not change Sola Fide at all. If Christ had not died temporarily, then there would be no Salvation – there would have been no sacrifice and, as the Bible says – if that didn’t happen everything in the Bible is lies – and we know it’s the Truth.

Salvation by self-castration
I’m afraid that does not follow, and if any among you have removed their testicles, well, I should tell you that you should have spoken to a Pastor first.

Matthew 19:12 speaks of the “types of eunuch” – it is the last type that “: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake” They are the ones who go around saying “Jesus told me to do it.” i.e. “for heaven’s sake.” Not “for Salvation”.

Now it is clear from the very earliest commandments that “going forth and multiplying” is a primary Godly Order – and chopping of your nuts is not going to help – you are not going to be in God’s good books. So what is Jesus saying here?

In Matthew:19:10, the Disciples are moaning about the divorce laws: Jesus is saying that “If you can’t marry, and you can’t keep it in your pants then chop your balls off – you’ll be better off for it. And who can argue with that? It has nothing to do with Salvation.

Revelations 14:4 would seem to contradict this but, given that castration is not overly popular, yet it is “obeying Christ” we can see that if you do chop them off, then you’ve got to be pretty serious about Jesus and that level of faith, if done in the right spirit, and if God decides to have grace and if you live according to every word of the Bible – yes… I suppose that men with high voices may go to heaven – but not because of that alone.

Salvation by hearing the words of Jesus and believing
Sola Fide again.

Salvation by being Jewish
This need not bother any of the current congregation – back in the day God set up a quota of 144,000 Jews who will enter heaven, if only to laugh at the rest of them burning in Hell.

Jesus’s words
Matthew 15:24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Some among those 144,000 must have fallen by the wayside and he was talking about them. I should imagine that they were hard to find (there was no “Google” or “Facebook” in those days) So this was just one part of Jesus’s Mission – He realized he was running out of time, so He enlisted His Disciples for an urgent job.

Of course Gentiles can go to heaven – why else would there be Churches?

Salvation by one’s own words
Matthew:12 is really nothing more than one aspect of Sola Fide: You, I, all of us, will be judged and by our faith we will be tested. But there is a record of all we did – it will be our duty not to excuse or mitigate – it is such words upon which our entry to heaven will depend – will be justified.

Salvation by calling on the name of the Lord
Acts 2:21 And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved.

The Lord does not hear sinners. (I explain elsewhere how, if this is so, you could ever repent, as prior to the last word of your repentance, you would be a sinner.) So it is a question of what is meant by “Calling upon the Lord” – to be able to do this, you must be Saved.

Salvation by predestination
This is Salvation by Grace, and who can argue with that?

Salvation by eating Jesus' flesh and drinking his blood
This is popery: It is enough to drink wine and eat bread and think of Jesus. But this is all pointless if you are not saved. It is also heavily allegorical but at the same time literal.

Also: John 6:58 This is that bread which came down from heaven: not as your fathers did eat manna, and are dead: he that eateth of this bread shall live for ever.

You have to be a little careful here… you live in Hell for eternity.

Salvation by gifts to the church
The jury is out on this one – keep giving to the Church just in case.

Salvation by Prayer
See earlier. If you’re a sinner, God doesn’t hear your prayers. If God hears them, you’re Saved. Saying prayers and having them answered (Yes, No or Wait) means you are already Saved.

Salvation by being poor in spirit.
This is almost incomprehensible. We can only assume that it means “The poor in spirit live in La-La-land” – they are under a delusion that they are already in heaven.

Salvation by forgiving other people.
Mattew:6:14 For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:

Don’t forget… there’s a book and there’s an accountant and He’ll add up one against another, it is no use being an asshole all your life, then forgiving one person. But the catch is that first you have to get to heaven... (clue: Sola Fide)

Salvation by bearing children (only for women)
But only “if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.” (I wonder if women can get to heaven without their husband's permission...)

Salvation by loving God and thy neighbour
We can only “love God” by obeying Him. Loving your neighbour as yourself is a little strange. Should we “love ourselves”? Hmmm… We should consider ourselves worthless before God. So this level of “love for one’s neighbour” may not be hard to achieve. The Loving God bit is the clincher for Salvation.

Salvation by ignorance
To me, this is not a problem – and it shouldn't be to you. Everyone is born straight and a Christian – everyone! Some go astray and burn. Any other interpretation is license for abomination, anarchy and atheism.

There's nothing to be saved from
Other than the fiery pit of eternal Damnation

Ecclesiastes was written before Jesus’s sacrifice and was true at the time. Jesus came along to try to get the few Jews who were going to heaven to accept this and then turned His attention to the rest of us.





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Default Re: Salvation™ made Easy! - 11-04-2018, 10:23 AM

I've been reading the Psalms and noticed something confirming that mormons are not Christians. How many people have been deceived by their neat attire and lack of dreadlocks, knocking on the door? The 115th Psalm confirms that people need to be alive to praise Jesus forever.
Psalm 115:16-18 The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD'S: but the earth hath he given to the children of men. The dead praise not the LORD, neither any that go down into silence. But we will bless the LORD from this time forth and for evermore. Praise the LORD.
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Clearly if dead people cannot praise Him then deceased persons are not dead. Calling themselves "latter day saints" doesn't change the fact that they're attempting to trick God with their proxy baptisms, the very embodiment of idolatry. The dreadful basins they plunge into under those gilded hornblowers it's idols all the way, as defined by God in Genesis, and an attempt to subject Him to their own whims and fancies.

The Bible, however, is crystal clear. Deceased persons are not dead because if they were they could not praise Jesus. God's children praise Him evermore which means there's no 2 or 3 millennia hiatus between from this time forth and eventual resumption of blessing Him with praise and adoration. Remember how, at the time of His crucifixion, Jesus told the malefactor beside Him that same day they'd be together in paradise? What exactly the mormons think they're achieving is beyond me.

They love to see their idol floating in the sky
In the thread, God's explanation does not include alternative methods of Salvation sprouted from different gospels having no historical basis whether preached to one another in secret or prattled off on your doorstep.
I Corinthians 15:28-29 When all things shall be subdued unto him, then shall the Son also himself be subject unto him that put all things under him, that God may be all in all. Else what shall they do which are baptized for the dead, if the dead rise not at all? why are they then baptized for the dead?
They have their own additional texts, directly contradicting not only The Bible but all the other idolatrous tomes produced from time to time, as do popish heretics (among others) but we always know false doctrines when the idols are set up. Powerless to save they need to be bolted down just so they don't fall over.

People who adore them remain as deserving of perpetual torment as on the day they were born.
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Default Re: Salvation™ made Easy! - 11-04-2018, 04:42 PM

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I've been reading the Psalms and noticed something confirming that mormons are not Christians. How many people have been deceived by their neat attire and lack of dreadlocks, knocking on the door? The 115th Psalm confirms that people need to be alive to praise Jesus forever.
Psalm 115:16-18 The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD'S: but the earth hath he given to the children of men. The dead praise not the LORD, neither any that go down into silence. But we will bless the LORD from this time forth and for evermore. Praise the LORD.
Clearly if dead people cannot praise Him then deceased persons are not dead.
(We really should have a sub-forum here called "Serious Biblical Discussions" or something like that. I see it as being a forum that would allow us to say how right God and the Bible are.)

However, to your most interesting point:

The Psalmist did not in any way suggest that dead people do much. When he says " But we will bless the LORD from this time forth and for evermore. Praise the LORD." He speaks of the Nation of Israel - I.e. those who are alive during the various pogroms and punishments that The Lord sees fit to inflict on the Jews.

It is either that, or the Psalmist is hoping for a job in Heaven:

Back in the Day, before Jesus, there was no entry to Heaven, but that is not to say Heaven was empty. There were what we now call Angels and Cherubs and Seraphs (and horses), and other things we do not know the names of but group among the former under the sub-heading "Beasts":

Re:4:6: And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind.
Re:4:7: And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle.
Re:4:8: And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.
Re:4:9: And when those beasts give glory and honour and thanks to him that sat on the throne, who liveth for ever and ever,


Now I should imagine that, from time to time, a job being one of the Beasts arises. I'm not sure why there should be a vacancy - perhaps one of them gets promoted for saying "Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come" in a particularly pleasing way to God.

On the Subject of Mormons, this is their Damnation:

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They have their own additional texts, directly contradicting not only The Bible
Re:22:18: For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Re:22:19: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.


And this is the mormon Baptismal Font:


The first thing we note is Brazen Images. The next thing is that the Ox is the symbol of Baal Hadad, a Canaanite god, whose priests Elijah defeated (1 Kings 18:20-40) and whose power Gideon thus proved was illusory.

Mormons are not Christians, they are heathens. They are escaped Arabs practicing a mockery of a discredited god.





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Default Re: Salvation™ made Easy! - 11-04-2018, 07:42 PM

Thank you Pastor Enoe. This is one of the simplest and clearest expositions I have seen since your masterly analysis of The Ten Commandments and their Punishments.

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Giving everything to the poor (keeping the commandments is not enough)
Mark 10:21 Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor.

One thing a lot of people miss in this verse is , and give to the poor. That comma is more important than the Johanine Comma. It separates the previous clause/commandment and does not say: “and give it to the poor.” All the guy had to do was to throw a few Shekels to the poor – but such was his love of money that he fled and now burns in Hell.
Brother Bathfire, thank you for clarifying that point. The absence of the word it is crucial here. Had Our Beloved Lord said "sell whatsoever thou hast and give it to the poor", then He would have been asking the impossible, and Jesus would never do such a thing.

Because, just supposing my husband sold his boats, or horses, or whatever - then they would belong to whoever bought them from him and he would be in no position to give them to anyone, would he? As you so wisely point out, the comma makes this even clearer.


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Default Re: Salvation™ made Easy! - 11-07-2018, 02:05 PM

Your dissertation is plain confusing. By the last words I interpret that you can just pick one of the salvation choices and you are done. In this case I could be baptised and then go rampage kill random people as happens from time to time in America (it is a cultural thing already) and still be saved.


Or, you would have to comply with all the choices which makes salvation more difficult, in evident contradiction with the dissertation purpose.


Can you elaborate a little more?
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Default Re: Salvation™ made Easy! - 11-07-2018, 02:18 PM

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Your dissertation is plain confusing. By the last words I interpret that you can just pick one of the salvation choices and you are done. In this case I could be baptised and then go rampage kill random people as happens from time to time in America (it is a cultural thing already) and still be saved.


Or, you would have to comply with all the choices which makes salvation more difficult, in evident contradiction with the dissertation purpose.


Can you elaborate a little more?
It is all and none of them. Think about it. Too complex? Think again.


All salvation method's are correlated, depend one to the other. You need only one, but to be certain you are doing it right, you have to follow all the rules.


If you are baptised, and then born again in Jesus, if you have strong faith, then you cannot sin. Meaning you cannot kill without God's direct orders. If you do, then you were not for real since the beginning.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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If you are baptised, and then born again in Jesus, if you have strong faith, then you cannot sin. Meaning you cannot kill without God's direct orders. If you do, then you were not for real since the beginning.
Excellent point, Brother Gonzalez. Every time one sees a Christian go on a killing spree, that can mean only one of two things: either they are not really Christian, or God told them to do it. Plain and simple.
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All salvation method's are correlated, depend one to the other. You need only one, but to be certain you are doing it right, you have to follow all the rules.

If you need only one, but to be certain you need more than one, then you need more than one. You are contradicting yourself.


Following all the rules includes castrating yourself?
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If you need only one, but to be certain you need more than one, then you need more than one. You are contradicting yourself.


Following all the rules includes castrating yourself?
I am not sure why you find the process so confusing. Even the most dimwitted of Tin Tithers© : have accomplished it. You have to be committed. If you look for 'ways out of Christianity' you will never be Saved®. Fault does not lay with other but yourself.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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If you need only one, but to be certain you need more than one, then you need more than one. You are contradicting yourself.


Following all the rules includes castrating yourself?
No, that is not included, so sorry if you have already done it. I don't think is reversible.


And no, no contradictions. It just require a higher level of communnion with the Lord to understand it. Like He is one person, and also three, at the same time. Do you get it? No? I knew it.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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. . . In this case I could be baptised and then go rampage kill random people as happens from time to time in America (it is a cultural thing already) and still be saved . . .
That question was answered many years ago by our eminent theologian scholar, Pastor Billy-Reuben, in his monograph Perserverance of the Saints - Once Saved, Always Saved.


There is no need for me to add unto his words:




Yes, friends, once Jesus has bought you WITH HIS BLOOD, you can do no wrong. You could meet the Devil at the cross-roads and offer to trade your soul for a brand new Ford Taurus, then go out for a raging night of wild homosexual sex, armed robbery, murder, and Democrat party fundraisers, and when you wake up the next morning you will STILL be SAVED!

SHOUT GLORY! The BLOOD of JESUS washed ALL those SINS AWAY! PRAISE God!

However, the key phrase is "once Jesus has bought you with His blood". Being saved isn't thinking that you're saved. It isn't being TOLD that you're saved by some liberal-minded so-called minister who is more interested in telling you what you want to hear than in bringing you to Jesus.

In fact, Jesus could show up in person and tell you to your face that you are saved, even though you are not, and you would still go to Hell.

Why, you ask, would Jesus do a thing like that?

II Thessalonians 2
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness
13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

These verses tell us that God picks and chooses ahead of time (from the beginning) who is and who isn't saved, amen. He will cause people to believe lies, just so He can damn them to Hell. Praise!

How can you tell if you are saved? If you have absolutely no desire to do anything other than pray, worship Jesus, tell Jesus how great He is, tell others how great Jesus is, witness for Jesus, forcibly convert others to Christ, tithe, work for tithing money, sing hymns, and pump out little baby Christian Soldiers, then you are probably safe in assuming that you are saved.

So, being saved means that you can do whatever you want, but you only want to do what Jesus wants you to do. If you have any desire whatsoever to do anything that is not listed in the previous paragraph, then you aren't really saved.

Praise Jesus!

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1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Inspired preaching, Pastor. I believe I may have found even more ways to be saved.

Salvation by having your name written in the Book of Life.
Or least by not having your name blotted out or removed.

Rev 21:27 And there shall in no wise enter into [the New Jerusalem] any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life. (see also Phil 4:3; Rev 20:12)

Rev 3:5 He that overcometh, the same shall be clothed in white raiment; and I will not blot out his name out of the book of life, but I will confess his name before my Father, and before his angels.

Rev 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.



Salvation by looking unto God.

Is 45:22 Look unto me, and be ye saved, all the ends of the earth: for I am God, and there is none else.


Salvation by confessing Jesus before men.

Mt 10:32-33
32 Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven.
33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.



Salvation by overcoming

Rev 2:7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.

Rev 2:11 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death.

Rev 2:17 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it.

Rev 2:26 And he that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the end, to him will I give power over the nations:

Rev 3:5 He that overcometh, the same shall be clothed in white raiment; and I will not blot out his name out of the book of life, but I will confess his name before my Father, and before his angels.

Rev 3:12 Him that overcometh will I make a pillar in the temple of my God, and he shall go no more out: and I will write upon him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, which is new Jerusalem, which cometh down out of heaven from my God: and I will write upon him my new name.

Rev 3:21 To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne.

Rev 21:7 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.



Salvation by enduring persecution.

Mt 5:10-12
10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.


Mt 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Acts 14:22 Confirming the souls of the disciples, and exhorting them to continue in the faith, and that we must through much tribulation enter into the kingdom of God.

Rev 2:10 Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life.


Salvation by enduring temptation.

Jas 1:12 Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.


Salvation by faithful stewardship.

Mt 25:14-30
14 For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.
15 And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.
16 Then he that had received the five talents went and traded with the same, and made them other five talents.
17 And likewise he that had received two, he also gained other two.
18 But he that had received one went and digged in the earth, and hid his lord's money.
19 After a long time the lord of those servants cometh, and reckoneth with them.
20 And so he that had received five talents came and brought other five talents, saying, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have gained beside them five talents more.
21 His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
22 He also that had received two talents came and said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents: behold, I have gained two other talents beside them.
23 His lord said unto him, Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
24 Then he which had received the one talent came and said, Lord, I knew thee that thou art an hard man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and gathering where thou hast not strawed:
25 And I was afraid, and went and hid thy talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is thine.
26 His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed:
27 Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury.
28 Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents.
29 For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
30 And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.


Salvation by being handed over to Satan.
If you sin, you may be saved through the loving discipline of the church.

1 Cor 5:1-5
1 It is reported commonly that there is fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one should have his father's wife.
2 And ye are puffed up, and have not rather mourned, that he that hath done this deed might be taken away from among you.
3 For I verily, as absent in body, but present in spirit, have judged already, as though I were present, concerning him that hath so done this deed,
4 In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, when ye are gathered together, and my spirit, with the power of our Lord Jesus Christ,
5 To deliver such an one unto Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that the spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus.


Salvation by fire.
If your works aren't good enough, you may yet be saved through fire.

1 Cor 3:11-15
11 For other foundation can no man lay than that is laid, which is Jesus Christ.
12 Now if any man build upon this foundation gold, silver, precious stones, wood, hay, stubble;
13 Every man's work shall be made manifest: for the day shall declare it, because it shall be revealed by fire; and the fire shall try every man's work of what sort it is.
14 If any man's work abide which he hath built thereupon, he shall receive a reward.
15 If any man's work shall be burned, he shall suffer loss: but he himself shall be saved; yet so as by fire.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Thank you for that Scripture, particularly I Corinthians 5:5. Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Seventh Day Adventists, Scientologists, you'd never think there were so many ways to contradict God, rewrite texts to align with specific heresies or publish entirely new garbage to augment (or substitute for) The Bible.

Does Landover have a delivery unto Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that the spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus. service? Perhaps this is what happened to old jewry, following their (failed) attempt at deicide and their utter refusal to accept God's promise or the benefits of being his chosen people. We know from Matthew 21:42-43 that Christians are now God's chosen people. Nevertheless a merely temporal entity, whether a nation or an individual, can do nothing "for evermore" as is confirmed by Revelation 21:1. The earth will not exist forever and nothing on it will exist forever.

Yet in the world which is to come Revelation 7:4.ff a thousand gross of Israelites are present. Could it be that although their stone-age iteration developed a false theology concerning praise..one that prevented them from accepting Jesus..God remained faithful to His promise by delivering them unto Satan so that in the day of the Lord Jesus a remnant would survive to participate in the perpetual praise event? Who could not adore a God like that?
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Default Re: Salvation™ made Easy! - 02-14-2019, 11:05 AM

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Your dissertation is plain confusing. By the last words I interpret that you can just pick one of the salvation choices and you are done. In this case I could be baptised and then go rampage kill random people as happens from time to time in America (it is a cultural thing already) and still be saved.
If you decided to go on a killing rampage, that would be the act of a sinner -> that you even contemplate this act, is proof, if proof were needed, that you were never Saved in the first place, you just thought you were.


To be Saved, you have to accept not only Jesus, but all that he said and did. If you do this, going on a rampage would never cross your mind.





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Default Re: Salvation™ made Easy! - 02-14-2019, 01:26 PM

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Salvation by confession and faith

Many Christians believe Jesus arose from the dead by his own powers, but those Christians are going to Hell. You have to believe that was God that raised Jesus
I can understand how some people might think that in light of John 10:17-18.

John 10:17 Therefore doth my Father love me, because I lay down my life, that I might take it again.
John10:18 No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.


You have to be so careful what you believe. One small misunderstanding can send you straight to hell.

I suppose we could also add to your list SALVATION BY BELIEVING IN JESUS.

Salvation is not by believing in things or in doctrine but by believing in the person of Jesus Christ. There's the old favorite –

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

And also –

Second Timothy 1:12 For the which cause I also suffer these things: nevertheless I am not ashamed: for I know whom I have believed, and am persuaded that he is able to keep that which I have committed unto him against that day.

But if that's too hard, there's SALVATION BY BELIEVING IN THE MIRACLES OF JESUS AND THE DOCTRINE THAT TWO PERSONS OF THE TRINITY ARE ONE.

John 10:38 But...though ye believe not me, believe the works: that ye may know, and believe, that the Father is in me, and I in him.
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Default Re: Salvation™ made Easy! - 02-14-2019, 09:18 PM

When I see false religions, vile sect warring against vile sect, idols of the moon and sun or birds with fangs, demon possession actively sought out and exalted, I am reminded of Habakkuk
Habakkuk 2:18-19 What profiteth the graven image that the maker thereof hath graven it; the molten image, and a teacher of lies, that the maker of his work trusteth therein, to make dumb idols? Woe unto him that saith to the wood, Awake; to the dumb stone, Arise, it shall teach! Behold, it is laid over with gold and silver, and there is no breath at all in the midst of it.
I don't want to single out any particular false teaching..after all, everyone's seen them kissing things or doing orgies or grovelling on the floor..because which lies are being taught is unimportant. When God sent the evil spirit to King Saul and he went insane, insanity was about all you got. Yet David tolerated Saul's crazy knowing that God was with him (but not with Saul) just as Jesus tolerated the Jews even though they were cursed. That is not weakness. Having the power to act but not acting is different from not having the power.
Malachi 3:6-9 For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed. Even from the days of your fathers ye are gone away from mine ordinances, and have not kept them. Return unto me, and I will return unto you, saith the LORD of hosts. But ye said, Wherein shall we return? Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings. Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Jesus descended through David. When we see people NOT having the power to act but acting anyway because they were listening to idols or the spokesmen for idols it's not a pretty sight. They can do some damage but in the end, like King Saul, crazy's as good as it gets. Satan wanted Jesus to turn rocks into bread and Jesus had that power to do that but didn't use it. How could He be fully human without the experience of hunger? And in the same way He could have the power to raise Himself from the dead but not use it because if He DID use it, how would He be properly dead? And if He wasn't really dead THEN, how could He be the perfect sacrifice or resurrected NOW?

God is always consistent. He says so right there in Malachi. It's so encouraging to have His teaching about things which on our own we'd get very wrong indeed. Not always wrong in the same way..just look at the warring sects..but wrong as wrong can be.
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Default Re: Salvation™ made Easy! - 02-15-2019, 10:48 AM

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I can understand how some people might think that in light of John 10:17-18.

John 10:17 Therefore doth my Father love me, because I lay down my life, that I might take it again.
John10:18 No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.
The Greek of the Textus Receptus may be a bit confusing. The Greek word "lambanó" can mean both "to take" and "to give".

Check this interlinear translation. The word for "to take" and "received" is the same (2983).

So when Jesus says He has the power to take His life back, He actually means that He is authorized to receive it from his Father.
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You have to be so careful what you believe. One small misunderstanding can send you straight to hell.
Amen to that.


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1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Jesus Re: Salvation™ made Easy! - 03-27-2019, 06:29 PM

You need be baptized the biblical way or you won't make it into the kingdom.

Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost Matthew 28:19


Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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