[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

Further proof that God has chosen Romney:

He won ALL FIVE primaries today!

And as absolute proof that God hates Newt "Mary-worshiping Serial Adulterer" Gingrich, even though Gingrich spent lots of time and money focusing on Delaware . . .

With 100% of precincts reporting, Romney 56.5%, Gingrich 27.1%.

Creamed. Like spinach, only leaving a far worse taste in one's mouth.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

You know what I think is just hilarious? President after president goes on putting America in bigger and bigger debts. President after president goes on making wars with countries on the other side of the world and yet many are somehow foolish enough to believe that the next one will be different?!!! No offense really, but you people have to wake up in God's name!!

Btw, did God tell you that Romney should be the new president?
Don't invent lies against God! The Almighty hates the ones that make up things just so people would look up to them?

Your observations only underscore that fact that God is watching over America and that there is very little any one president can do to deviate from God's plan. You are the one that needs to wake up in God's name – for we have Him to thank that Gitmo is still open for business and mooselimbs are still being slaughtered.

If God had wanted the wars to stop you would have seen Wrong Paul win the Republican primaries, but even Dennis Kucinich lost his district thanks to Republican redistricting and loosing the runoff election to another Democrat. Perhaps you would have preferred one of Satan's other little nebbishes like Ralph Nader or Noam Chomsky.

If you have any doubts about God's plan, you might want to check the older threads here at Landover Baptist Church where we predicted that Obama would win the 2008 election.

Praise Jesus!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

Well now I know it for sure. You need a cure. Attack Iran to be RESPECTED? Are you INSANEEEE? We already killed millions of muslims there you idiote! What do you think you are? You think yourself to be better than them?

I don't think I am better, I know I am better!

And God commands us to do this:


2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

It must be nice for God to have Ronald Reagan, Lee Atwater, and Richard Nixon near his side in Heaven in case He wants to talk about politics.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

It must be nice for God to have Ronald Reagan, Lee Atwater, and Richard Nixon near his side in Heaven in case He wants to talk about politics.

I don't know how God feels about it, but it sure gives me a warm glow!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

Listen brethren, to appraise Donald Rumpsefd, the greatest American military mind that ever lived, "you go into an election with the candidate you have, not the candidate you want"

We've have six years of the Great Obama Recession so far. I mean come on, the man is so bad the economy crashed two years before he took office. November will be a cake walk, even if the Republicans put up a soulless android out to starve the poor to death.

Which they did.

Now look at Mitt Romney, God's hand has been with Mitt since birth. Do you honestly picture someone so socially inept and detached as Romney to have ever gone further than chief accountant if his dad hadn't been a rich Republican governor? Jesus has been hand carrying Mitt straight from the cradle.

This is like GW Bush. No way could have man that lazy ever pulled himself up by his bootstraps to do anything more than selling used farm tractors if wasn't for that fact is grandad was a oil tycoon and his father president. Jesus was all over that guy's life.

Mitt is God's choice, it's clear.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

Listen brethren, to appraise Donald Rumpsefd, the greatest American military mind that ever lived, "you go into an election with the candidate you have, not the candidate you want"

That's my uncle.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

That's my uncle.

Donald Rumpsfeld?

Sounds like a Jewish gayboy. How'd he get a name like "Rumps Felt"?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

Donald Rumpsfeld?

Sounds like a Jewish gayboy. How'd he get a name like "Rumps Felt"?

They going Democrat there in Saleem now Rodimer?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

They going Democrat there in Saleem now Rodimer?

Never been to India, Bobby-Joe, so I don't know.

But "Rumps Felt" sure sounds like a Jewish gayboy to me.

Or perhaps the title of a Catholic priest's memoir.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

Never been to India, Bobby-Joe, so I don't know.

But "Rumps Felt" sure sounds like a Jewish gayboy to me.

Or perhaps the title of a Catholic priest's memoir.

He's my UNCLE.


I believe apologies are in order.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

He's my UNCLE.


I believe apologies are in order.

Indeed. Has his father apologized to him for passing along the name of a Jewish gayboy?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

Indeed. Has his father apologized to him for passing along the name of a Jewish gayboy?

He's also a Great Republican and considering the number of mistresses he is rumored to have quite clearly not gay. You do understand Rumsfeld was GW Bush's Secretary of Defense?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

He's also a Great Republican and considering the number of mistresses he is rumored to have quite clearly not gay. You do understand Rumsfeld was GW Bush's Secretary of Defense?

Oh, RUMSFELD!

I thought you said Rumpsfeld.

That's entirely different! Doesn't sound like a Jewish gayboy at all.

Sounds like a Jewish drunk.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America!

Oh, RUMSFELD!

I thought you said Rumpsfeld.

That's entirely different! Doesn't sound like a Jewish gayboy at all.

Sounds like a Jewish drunk.

What ever dude. Want to stop hijacking the thread with your homo-erotic fantasy Rodimer and get back on topic or do we have to moderate your posts yet again?