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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #31
    Re: It's A Miracle, I've Found Christ!

    Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
    What would you do if you cam across a black/homosexual man in need of help, would you do as the priest did or as the Samaritan did. Anyone can say Lord, but can you follow in his footsteps and do the things he asks us to do?
    I'd give it a Chick tract and run to my doctor for an anti-AIDS shot.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323
        #32
        Re: It's A Miracle, I've Found Christ!

        Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
        What would you do if you cam across a black/homosexual man in need of help, would you do as the priest did or as the Samaritan did. Anyone can say Lord, but can you follow in his footsteps and do the things he asks us to do?
        It depends on what kind of help he needs. Does he need more bullets so he can kill two more policemen?
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Patrick1990
            Unsaved Trash, Foreign God-mocker
            Under Investigation
            • Dec 2008
            • 14
            #33
            Re: It's A Miracle, I've Found Christ!

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            Once again, I see you have ignored God's Word for the images presented by homosexuality-promoting Renaissance sodomite.
            Well, God says a lot of things. I have only been a follower of Christ for a few weeks, I do not have years of anti-social Bible studies on my back!

            Originally posted by JennyD
            Kindly show us in the Bible where it describes Jesus as having long hair, which God describes as "a shame" for a man to have?
            Long is subjective! Subjectivity is argumentative! No matter the actual lenght of the hair of Jesus in fact was, one could always argue that it is long! GOD should've written a DIRECT limit as to how long the hair on top of a head on a mans body should be!

            Originally posted by JennyD
            Wrong, again.

            Do you even know what "Aryan" means?

            Jesus is GOD. He is not of any human race's descent.

            Why are you mocking Jesus by claiming He is anything other than God? I have half a mind to give you some infraction points, but will let it slide due to your enthusiasm, even in error.
            I was talking specifically about the Aryan_race, not the term Aryan itself! Alas, Jesus was born by the blessed virgin Mary, whom was a human being being much like you and I! Which can only mean that Jesus Himself was a human being; whose soul was of divinity, not the Earthly flesh in which his body possessed! Jesus clearly was a part of the Caucasian ethnicity!

            1:13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks [one] like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. 1:14 His head and [his] hairs [were] white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes [were] as a flame of fire; 1:15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. 1:16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance [was] as the sun shineth in his strength.
            Originally posted by JennyD
            Jesus IS God. He can change His mind if He so chooses.
            God is omnipotent and omniscient. His word is Ultimate Indisputable 100% Truth (KJV™), both in present and past-time! Unless GOD constantly changes His mind, which could only mean that He is not as perfect as the Bible describes?

            Oh Lord, I need to say a prayer or five to clear my mind of this dubiosity!
            Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

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              • Judas
                Unsaved Trash, God-mocker
                • Dec 2008
                • 9
                #34
                Re: It's A Miracle, I've Found Christ!

                Good Luck to you on your path Patrick.....Mwahahahah
                Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323
                    #35
                    Re: It's A Miracle, I've Found Christ!

                    Originally posted by Judas View Post
                    Good Luck to you on your path Patrick.....Mwahahahah
                    Sod off you old cow.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Judas
                        Unsaved Trash, God-mocker
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 9
                        #36
                        Re: It's A Miracle, I've Found Christ!

                        [quote=Pastor Al E Pistle;272486]Sod off you old cow.[/quote]

                        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA( takes deep breath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh! My sides are hurting! Old cow???!!! That is the best you could do???? Even Zeke had a better one than that, HE called me a Joo Boy!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                        Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                        1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                        1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                          • Patrick1990
                            Unsaved Trash, Foreign God-mocker
                            Under Investigation
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 14
                            #37
                            Re: It's A Miracle, I've Found Christ!

                            [quote=Judas;272487]
                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            Sod off you old cow.[/quote
                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            ]

                            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA( takes deep breath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh! My sides are hurting! Old cow???!!! That is the best you could do???? Even Zeke had a better one than that, HE called me a Joo Boy!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                            You filthy God-mocker, in Jesus name I command you to go have sex with a blender.
                            Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

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                              • Brother Terrence
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2008
                                • 103
                                #38
                                Re: It's A Miracle, I've Found Christ!

                                Patrick, who are you to command anyone? Regardless of whose name you claim to do it in. Let Him deal with this situation. All you need to be worried about is showing Him blind faith, undying allegiance, and unquestioned tithing. Now I put this question to you directly; Who's the man? ........think hard..........thats right..........He is the man. Let Him do the fun part. You just pray that He forgives you.
                                DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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