[Brother Terrence]

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Patrick, who are you to command anyone? Regardless of whose name you claim to do it in. Let Him deal with this situation. All you need to be worried about is showing Him blind faith, undying allegiance, and unquestioned tithing. Now I put this question to you directly; Who's the man? ........think hard..........thats right..........He is the man. Let Him do the fun part. You just pray that He forgives you.

[Patrick1990]

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[quote=Judas;272487]

Sod off you old cow.[/quote

]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA( takes deep breath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh! My sides are hurting! Old cow???!!! That is the best you could do???? Even Zeke had a better one than that, HE called me a Joo Boy!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You filthy God-mocker, in Jesus name I command you to go have sex with a blender.

[Judas]

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[quote=Pastor Al E Pistle;272486]Sod off you old cow.[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA( takes deep breath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh! My sides are hurting! Old cow???!!! That is the best you could do???? Even Zeke had a better one than that, HE called me a Joo Boy!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Good Luck to you on your path Patrick.....Mwahahahah

Sod off you old cow.

[Judas]

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Good Luck to you on your path Patrick.....Mwahahahah

[Patrick1990]

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Once again, I see you have ignored God's Word for the images presented by homosexuality-promoting Renaissance sodomite.

Well, God says a lot of things. I have only been a follower of Christ for a few weeks, I do not have years of anti-social Bible studies on my back!

Kindly show us in the Bible where it describes Jesus as having long hair, which God describes as "a shame" for a man to have?

Long is subjective! Subjectivity is argumentative! No matter the actual lenght of the hair of Jesus in fact was, one could always argue that it is long! GOD should've written a DIRECT limit as to how long the hair on top of a head on a mans body should be!

Wrong, again.

Do you even know what "Aryan" means?

Jesus is GOD. He is not of any human race's descent.

Why are you mocking Jesus by claiming He is anything other than God? I have half a mind to give you some infraction points, but will let it slide due to your enthusiasm, even in error.

I was talking specifically about the Aryan_race, not the term Aryan itself! Alas, Jesus was born by the blessed virgin Mary, whom was a human being being much like you and I! Which can only mean that Jesus Himself was a human being; whose soul was of divinity, not the Earthly flesh in which his body possessed! Jesus clearly was a part of the Caucasian ethnicity!

1:13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks [one] like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. 1:14 His head and [his] hairs [were] white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes [were] as a flame of fire; 1:15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. 1:16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance [was] as the sun shineth in his strength.

Jesus IS God. He can change His mind if He so chooses.

God is omnipotent and omniscient. His word is Ultimate Indisputable 100% Truth (KJV™), both in present and past-time! Unless GOD constantly changes His mind, which could only mean that He is not as perfect as the Bible describes?

Oh Lord, I need to say a prayer or five to clear my mind of this dubiosity!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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What would you do if you cam across a black/homosexual man in need of help, would you do as the priest did or as the Samaritan did. Anyone can say Lord, but can you follow in his footsteps and do the things he asks us to do?

It depends on what kind of help he needs. Does he need more bullets so he can kill two more policemen?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What would you do if you cam across a black/homosexual man in need of help, would you do as the priest did or as the Samaritan did. Anyone can say Lord, but can you follow in his footsteps and do the things he asks us to do?

I'd give it a Chick tract and run to my doctor for an anti-AIDS shot.

[JennyD]

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What would you do if you cam across a black/homosexual man in need of help, would you do as the priest did or as the Samaritan did. Anyone can say Lord, but can you follow in his footsteps and do the things he asks us to do?

Your hypothetical situation is not relevant to this discussion.

I showed you how Jesus defines our neighbor. It is NOT everybody, but those who show mercy to us. That is whom Jesus commanded the lawyer to love.

If you bother to read the Bible, you will see that neighbor is defined by context as either:

One who shows mercy to you
One who lives in proximity to you
One who is of your people

That's it. Nowhere does the Bible tell us that "everybody" is our neighbor. That is part of your modern, anti-Bible, hippie love approach to religion . . . which has little or nothing to do with Christianity.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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What would you do if you cam across a black/homosexual man in need of help, would you do as the priest did or as the Samaritan did. Anyone can say Lord, but can you follow in his footsteps and do the things he asks us to do?

Firstly I think it is unlikely that a True Christian™ would come across a nigra homer.

Secondly, I think a bit of common sense here is in order, you’re not much good to anyone if you catch AIDS from him – he’s going to be pushing up daisies soon enough, you’ve got a wife and family to whom you have a Godly duty.

Thirdly, you seem awful generous with Jesus’ Love - it isn't cheap just because it's not your own you know! You know what Luke 19:27 says? How do we know if this darkie queer is a True Christian™? If he is not, it seems clear that he is no neighbor, and at the 2nd Coming, he’ll be shouting like a stuck pig.

I think that I’d leave the idea of help to Jesus – if I heard His voice saying it’s OK, I’d go for it, otherwise Matthew 8:22 But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead. seems appropriate.

[s@ul77]

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Yes, Saul, anyone can be my neighbour, should he choose to be, but not everyone is.

Who is my neighbour? Let's ask Jesus!

What would you do if you cam across a black/homosexual man in need of help, would you do as the priest did or as the Samaritan did. Anyone can say Lord, but can you follow in his footsteps and do the things he asks us to do?

[JennyD]

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Hello JennyD! No, I most certainly have not abandoned my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ! I love Jesus sooooo much I'd hold hands with him and take Him out for long walks on the beach during the sunset! Even though our local hate-mongering, ignorant atheist-fanatic groups tells me that Jesus doesn't actually love me, he only wants to get in my pants! HA! Like Jesus would turn out to be such a faggot! Just because he wore a robe and had long hair! I laugh at those mind-wobbling infidels!

Once again, I see you have ignored God's Word for the images presented by homosexuality-promoting Renaissance sodomites.

Kindly show us in the Bible where it describes Jesus as having long hair, which God describes as "a shame" for a man to have?

Of course Jesus was of pure, aryan descent! Because first of all, orientals doesn't have souls, negroes cannot be associated with anything Holy and/or Godly due to class restrictions, eskimoes are all incestous, inbred bastards, Arabs are terrorist sand-monkeys and Jews are big-nosed, sub-human species.

Wrong, again.

Do you even know what "Aryan" means?

Jesus is GOD. He is not of any human race's descent.

Why are you mocking Jesus by claiming He is anything other than God? I have half a mind to give you some infraction points, but will let it slide due to your enthusiasm, even in error.

Why come Jesus contradicts the Word of His Father, our LORD and GOD?

Jesus IS God. He can change His mind if He so chooses.

Also, it has been brought to my unfortunate attention that your first name is Ahimaaz, which sounds suspiciously a lot like the name of your average muslim suicide-bomber!

You're questioning one of our Verified, Saved© True Christian™ brothers, Patrick. Not a good choice. And further proof that you do not know God's Word, or you'd know the origin of his name, given to three different men in the Bible.

Oh dear, have you not learned anything from The Bible, what does Jesus say:

Matthew 22:35 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

Since anyone can be your neighbour

Yes, Saul, anyone can be my neighbour, should he choose to be, but not everyone is.

Who is my neighbour? Let's ask Jesus!

25 And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?

26 He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?

27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.

28 And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.

29 But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?

30 And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.

31 And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.

32 And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.

33 But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,

34 And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.

35 And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.

36 Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?

37 And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.

[s@ul77]

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O noble Capt. Portway! That is exactly what I recently said, nobody but GOD has the authority to condemn anyone to eternal damnation!

Hello JennyD! No, I most certainly have not abandoned my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ! I love Jesus sooooo much I'd hold hands with him and take Him out for long walks on the beach during the sunset! Even though our local hate-mongering, ignorant atheist-fanatic groups tells me that Jesus doesn't actually love me, he only wants to get in my pants! HA! Like Jesus would turn out to be such a faggot! Just because he wore a robe and had long hair! I laugh at those mind-wobbling infidels!

Of course Jesus was of pure, aryan descent! Because first of all, orientals doesn't have souls, negroes cannot be associated with anything Holy and/or Godly due to class restrictions, eskimoes are all incestous, inbred bastards, Arabs are terrorist sand-monkeys and Jews are big-nosed, sub-human species.

What's left, you may ask? Latinos and caucasians. Of course, latinos are out of the question seeing as they're border-jumping tequila-sipping fags-in-denial, so that leaves us with a pure, white, blond-haired and blue-eyed babby Jesus.

Why come Jesus contradicts the Word of His Father, our LORD and GOD?

You are so very right! This place is literally infested with sinners, homosexuals, atheists, agnostics, false bleeding-heart Christians, fag-enablers, mudslums, jews, and the list of atrocious groups of sheeples continues!

Also, it has been brought to my unfortunate attention that your firs tname is Ahimaaz, which sounds suspiciously a lot like the name of your average muslim suicide-bomber!

GOD bless our terrific fundamentalism!

Oh dear, have you not learned anything from The Bible, what does Jesus say:

Matthew 22:35 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

Since anyone can be your neighbour then you should love all people regardless of their faults, it is our job to bring those people to God. Notice how Jesus did not say love only your next door neighbour. Jesus would talk in Parables as only those that really want to find Jesus would understand what he is saying, so if you wish to hate others then do not expect to find Jesus, you will find what you want to find

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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You are very enthusiastic son. We may have to work with you a while, to teach you to temper that youthful energy a bit, but you seem like you're on your way to being Saved! Praise!

[Patrick1990]

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Paddy,
Let me explain it this way: Let's say there was a drunken sinner standing in the middle of the road. Now, I am on the side of the road and I see a large truck approaching at a high rate of speed. So I say to the drunken sinner "If you don't get out of the road, you are going to be killed."

The sinner looks at me and says "What? Why do you want to kill me?" I reply "Get out of the road or you will surely die." The sinner says "You can't tell me what to do!" and sits down. The truck runs him down, splattering his sinning guts over 200 yards of asphalt.

I didn't kill the man, as a matter of fact, I tried to help him. That is what we do here, we try to help. By telling someone they are damned to Hell, we are just pointing out that the sinners who come here are in grave danger of going to Hell. We are not the ones doing the damning, we are just pointing out that God's Holy 18-wheeler is bearng down on all sinners all the time, ready to turn them into a bloody smear on the Highway to Hell.

Does that make it easier to understand Paddy?

O noble Capt. Portway! That is exactly what I recently said, nobody but GOD has the authority to condemn anyone to eternal damnation!

Patrick, have you abandoned Jesus already?

I so hoped you would become Saved© and join us all in Heaven!

Hello JennyD! No, I most certainly have not abandoned my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ! I love Jesus sooooo much I'd hold hands with him and take Him out for long walks on the beach during the sunset! Even though our local hate-mongering, ignorant atheist-fanatic groups tells me that Jesus doesn't actually love me, he only wants to get in my pants! HA! Like Jesus would turn out to be such a faggot! Just because he wore a robe and had long hair! I laugh at those mind-wobbling infidels!

Wait a minute! Don't run away so fast. I know your spirituality is compromised, but I couldn't help but notice that glorious picture of our Sweet, White, Blond Haired and Blue Eyed Jesus that you posted. There has to be a glimmer of hope for you as you had the wisdom to NOT submit to the notion that Jesus was a scrawny little sand kneegrow, who looked like Obama Bin Laden and didn't use under-arm deodorant or Charmin. For that, I must thank you and add even more proof that Jesus is WHITE.

Of course Jesus was of pure, aryan descent! Because first of all, orientals doesn't have souls, negroes cannot be associated with anything Holy and/or Godly due to class restrictions, eskimoes are all incestous, inbred bastards, Arabs are terrorist sand-monkeys and Jews are big-nosed, sub-human species.

What's left, you may ask? Latinos and caucasians. Of course, latinos are out of the question seeing as they're border-jumping tequila-sipping fags-in-denial, so that leaves us with a pure, white, blond-haired and blue-eyed babby Jesus.

Patrick, you obviously seem to want to rest in the bosom of Jesus, but you should curb your enthusiasm for preaching the Word until you have read the whole Bible. God certainly did command us not to eat crustaceans, but Jesus very clearly rescinded that commandment:

...Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him; Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats? Mark 7:18-19

Personally, I love nothing better than a good lobster dinner or a church clambake.

Why come Jesus contradicts the Word of His Father, our LORD and GOD?

Northern Europe is about as close to Northern Hell as you can get without dying. There are very few True Christians™ in Europe (Pastor Wide Open is a notable exception), so it will be especially hard for you to find your way to God, but do not give up hope, since nothing is beyond the power of Jesus.

You are so very right! This place is literally infested with sinners, homosexuals, atheists, agnostics, false bleeding-heart Christians, fag-enablers, mudslums, jews, and the list of atrocious groups of sheeples continues!

Also, it has been brought to my unfortunate attention that your firs tname is Ahimaaz, which sounds suspiciously a lot like the name of your average muslim suicide-bomber!

GOD bless our terrific fundamentalism!