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  • The bringer of light
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    • Jan 2011
    • 6

    #46
    Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    So what you are actually trying to say that all the scary stuff in H.P.Lovecrafts books are real????

    To some extent even a god all though a lesser one than THE GOD!!!

    Next thing your going to tell Yoda is real as well because somebody imagined him , and people totally worhip him with all the posters, toys Etc.

    And your quite right Yog-Soggoth would be quite scary if real!!!

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    • The bringer of light
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      • Jan 2011
      • 6

      #47
      Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Italy is full of filthy garlic-eating papist wops. God turned His loving back on them long ago.
      So you are Pround to be an American, there will be no forgivness or mercy for those damn Italians.....

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22827

        #48
        Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        I persecute no-one nor do I mock God, blessed be His Noodly Appendages.
        Admit it you piratical pervert! Your god (ha!) is based upon ancient pagan myths. I saw the first post and what do I see? Another pagan god above a volcano! Coincidence? I think not!

        And listen up to this: " "The Devil's Hopyard" is a setting in Lovecraft's story "The Dunwich Horror." Beer? Hopyards? Now, years before your FSM, HP Lovecraft was writing stories about beer!

        It is obvious that your god was just adapted by a drunken college student from folk tales.

        The Lord is the originator of everything, He does not need to ape other religions and is therefore the ONLY True God.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Putridbethenoodles
          Unsaved trash, repulsive demon
          • May 2011
          • 2

          #49
          Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Admit it you piratical pervert! Your god (ha!) is based upon ancient pagan myths. I saw the first post and what do I see? Another pagan god above a volcano! Coincidence? I think not!
          If this is true than by your own logic we must accept that Legend of Zelda is also true because mountains in our world have clouds around them like the ones from Zelda.
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          Last edited by Felicity; 05-10-2011, 10:32 PM. Reason: Removed weird link
          Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #50
            Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

            Originally posted by Blessedbethenoodles View Post
            If this is true than by your own logic we must accept that Legend of Zelda is also true because mountains in our world have clouds around them like the ones from Zelda.
            *** REMOVED WEIRD LINK ***
            More proof that Pastafarians lack basic comprehension of logic!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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