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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #1

    Booddhism: The Preferred Religion of Twisted Freaks

    With the Barack Obama regime about to take power, and the ensuing deluge of false religions and wacky cults that will follow in it's wake, I think it's high time we take a closer look at one of the oldest groups of Godless fools on earth, the booddists.

    To kick things off, I'd like to share THIS recent story about a crazy kraut pervert who kept his children as slaves for years, sired a litter of unspeakable freaks with his own daughter, and ate a few of them along the way. That being said, guess what religion he has decided to join?

    No, not True Christianity. The old pervert didn't turn his worthless life over to Jesus. He didn't ask Christ to cleanse him with His Holy Blood and find a place up in Heaven. Instead, he chose to bow down to a fat chink and become a booddist.

    Fritzl turns to Buddhism and says 'I realise now that I'm not normal'

    Incest monster Josef Fritzl says he's turned to Buddhism - and wants doctors to help cure him so he can be reunited with his wife Rosemarie.

    Evil Fritzl spends much of his 23 hours a day in his cell studying the peaceful Far Eastern philosophy and is considering formally changing his religion in prison.

    Speaking through his lawyer Rudolf Mayer, Fritzl said that he has found a lot of comfort in reading Buddhist literature and finds the religion "fascinating".

    Fritzl first discovered Buddhism on a family holiday in Thailand but has only started studying the religion in depth while behind bars.

    Prosecution sources remain suspicious of his Buddhist conversion.

    "It's a bit late in his life to present himself as a man of peace. If he ever gets reincarnated, what would he come back as? Even making him a worm would be an insult to worms," said one.

    Fritzl's facing the rest of his life in jail after imprisoning his daughter Elisabeth as a sex slave in a home-made cell under the family home in Amstetten, Austria. She was locked up for 24 years where she gave birth to seven of his children. An eighth child was miscarried.

    But the dungeon demon has astonished medics by asking them to cure him so he can start a new life with his family.

    "I realise now that I am not normal, and I see that somebody who did what I did cannot be regarded as normal.

    "With the help of therapists I want to know what the real reasons are for why I behaved like I did and I want to get treatment, I want to be healthy again at some point," he told his lawyer.

    And the deluded demon says he hopes therapy will lead to a reunion with wife Rosemarie and their children.

    "I hope one day that we will be able to live together again," he said.

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    Fritzl, 73, has dismissed psychological reports that his cold, emotionless upbringing turned him into an incest monster.

    "I don't want to blame my mother for the way I am. There's been enough bad things said about her. I don't know what the answer is and there is no solution in simply saying she is responsible for everything," he said.

    Towards the end of her life cold-hearted Fritzl kept his mother locked up.

    "She was not a bad woman although she had psychological problems that led her to be aggressive right up until she died - something which got worse in old age when she suffered from dementia as well.

    "I forgave her a long time ago for what she did for me because I know she had a very hard life. At the end she always wanted to dress herself in rich clothes and it was one of the saddest days of my life when I went to her funeral and saw how few people had bothered to turn up," he explained.

    Fritzl has also begun studying law behind bars to help him beat the charges he faces - murder, rape, slavery, incest, imprisonment and abuse.

    Now it has emerged that Fritzl has been pouring over legal books about Austrian law looking for loopholes to save his neck.

    While he will admit four charges which would put him in prison for a maximum of 10 years - he rejects the two more serious allegations that could see him locked up for life.

    He claims that the charges of murder and slavery have been manufactured to make sure he is never free again.

    Fritzl told his lawyer Rudolf Mayer: "I am guilty, but only to the first four charges, not to slavery and not to murder. The truth is that I am not a murderer either by accident or deliberately.

    "I can understand how Elisabeth feels. I know that she hates me and that she is terrified I might one day again see freedom. But the fact is that many of the things she has said are just not true."

    Astonishingly he admits to threatening to kill his cellar family with gas or electric shocks - but claims he never intended to go through with it.

    "It is true that when they were underground I threatened them with murder, and led them to believe they would die from electricity shock or be gassed if they tried to escape. But I am not a murderer," he told his legal team.
    Listen up people: No chinaman is going to heal your perversions, nor will any joo therapist. Only JESUS CHRIST can do that! Only JESUS can wipe away all your sins. Remember that!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #2
    Re: Booddhism: The Preferred Religion of Twisted Freaks

    Booddhists are a pack of perverts. Just look at the abominations that go in Thailand!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22869

      #3
      Re: Booddhism: The Preferred Religion of Twisted Freaks

      Boodism? So, some lard-assed slant lazing under a Bo tree has the answer to life, the universe and everything? I think not.

      That the nazi freak Frizzle might think it took boodism to show him he’s not normal, merely is proof that he’s not normal.

      Uncovering the nakedness of your daughters is a grievous sin (except in the case of Lot who did it unconsciously and in a cave, not a cellar.)
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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #4
        Re: Booddhism: The Preferred Religion of Twisted Freaks

        Fritzl first discovered Buddhism on a family holiday in Thailand but has only started studying the religion in depth while behind bars.
        I don't think that's all he discovered in Thailand! he went there to fiddle with kiddies!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Petal
          LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 991

          #5
          Re: Booddhism: The Preferred Religion of Twisted Freaks

          Originally posted by Mr.Heaving_Basher View Post
          Booddhists are a pack of perverts.
          it true, Mr.Basher! i not trust a religon that shove liddle rodents up big hollywood butts


          Mr.Gere put his hands togethers to show Mr.Dilly-dally Lama what size the gerbil was, an Mr.Lama say "you be so enlighteneds! can i have your autograff?"




          nows, i heards that maybee the gerbil story not true, but that not matter, cuz i not ables to take any religon serious that have this guy as the reinkarnations of a holy lama

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          • Mr. Seth Cochran
            On Parole
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2008
            • 753

            #6
            Re: Booddhism: The Preferred Religion of Twisted Freaks

            Only a superstitious idiot would think that the little fat, bald guy that sits outside the Japanese restaurant can save you from your sins. But most of China is retarded, so it's really no surprise. The only good thing that comes out of China is livers (according to Mrs. Betty Bowers) and cheap labor.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Booddhism: The Preferred Religion of Twisted Freaks

              Let's see whether I understand this correctly. This sick and twisted freak, after living a life of depravity that would shock anyone but a Renaissance pope, thinks that he can be absolved of it all just by trusting in a fat, naked ching-chong (who probably didn't exist anyway, since the evidence for his existence is based on the scribblings of his cult)? Won't he ever be sorry when he ends up in hell for not becoming a True Christian™.
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              • Rev. Carlton Green
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2006
                • 311

                #8
                Re: Booddhism: The Preferred Religion of Twisted Freaks

                Boobism!? Just the thought of those subhuman aliens made me upchuck my prime steak and poached eggs all coated in mint sauce!

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