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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

    Harlots and sinners dance. Primates sort of dance and the primitive peoples of the planet dance. But what is the point of dancing if not a rehearsal for sex? Therefore it is wrong.

    Look at dances that are popular and all you see is people moving the same way at the same time and thinking they are "cool".

    It's a tool of Satan to train the masses that Hell is "cool" too! It's "groovy" in Hell.
    Wow, we can turn on the Bee Gee's and strut our stuff and party down in Hell and collapse on beanbag chairs and fornicate under the giant lava lamp!
    Or maybe we can moonwalk together, or do the Macaroni in Hell!

    People, wake up! hell won't be a giant discotheque!!!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

    Especially don't get caught 'dancing naked' in the forest like some fool wiccan tree-hugger .
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Vavoline Johnson
      Mammy
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 960

      #3
      Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Especially don't get caught 'dancing naked' in the forest like some fool wiccan tree-hugger .

      Yous know LeVitra does da jiggaboo dance ober at the Step and Fetchit Lounge on negro nites. Is she gonna goes to hell Missa Wizard man?
      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

        Only Jesus knows if you're going to hell. Are you following His Word to the letter? Have you repented for your sins? Do you keep repeating them?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Celestialfrontier
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          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2009
          • 2

          #5
          Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          Harlots and sinners dance. Primates sort of dance and the primitive peoples of the planet dance. But what is the point of dancing if not a rehearsal for sex? Therefore it is wrong.

          Look at dances that are popular and all you see is people moving the same way at the same time and thinking they are "cool".

          It's a tool of Satan to train the masses that Hell is "cool" too! It's "groovy" in Hell.
          Wow, we can turn on the Bee Gee's and strut our stuff and party down in Hell and collapse on beanbag chairs and fornicate under the giant lava lamp!
          Or maybe we can moonwalk together, or do the Macaroni in Hell!

          People, wake up! hell won't be a giant discotheque!!!
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          THE LORD DELIGHTS IN PEOPLE DANCING IN HIS PRAISE....DANCING IS NOT A SIN...

          2 Timothyi 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.


          Psalm 149:3 Let them praise his name in the dance: let them sing praises unto him with the timbrel and harp.

          Psalm 150:4 Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.

          Jeremiah 31:13 Then shall the virgin rejoice in the dance, both young men and old together: for I will turn their mourning into joy, and will comfort them, and make them rejoice from their sorrow.

          Ecclesestes 3:1 To every [thing there is] a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

          Ecclesestes 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

          TAKE THE PRAISE OF THE LORD MORE SERIOUSLY....THE LORD IS NOT A JOKING MATTER!!!!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

            Originally posted by Celestialfrontier View Post
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            THE LORD DELIGHTS IN PEOPLE DANCING IN HIS PRAISE....DANCING IS NOT A SIN...

            2 Timothyi 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.


            Psalm 149:3 Let them praise his name in the dance: let them sing praises unto him with the timbrel and harp.

            Psalm 150:4 Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.

            Jeremiah 31:13 Then shall the virgin rejoice in the dance, both young men and old together: for I will turn their mourning into joy, and will comfort them, and make them rejoice from their sorrow.

            Ecclesestes 3:1 To every [thing there is] a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

            Ecclesestes 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

            TAKE THE PRAISE OF THE LORD MORE SERIOUSLY....THE LORD IS NOT A JOKING MATTER!!!!
            I don't think Brother Eliot was talking about vigins rejoicing while timbrels play.

            But your point is well taken.

            Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section, and let us welcome you properly.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22884

              #7
              Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

              Originally posted by Celestialfrontier View Post
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              THE LORD DELIGHTS IN PEOPLE DANCING IN HIS PRAISE....DANCING IS NOT A SIN...[...]

              Psalm 149:3 Let them praise his name in the dance: let them sing praises unto him with the timbrel and harp.
              [...]
              TAKE THE PRAISE OF THE LORD MORE SERIOUSLY....THE LORD IS NOT A JOKING MATTER!!!!
              There is dancing and then there is "dancing"; you and I both know that jigging about in public in mock-conjunction is unlikely to please The Lord.

              M'r:6:21: And when a convenient day was come, that Herod on his birthday made a supper to his lords, high captains, and chief estates of Galilee;
              M'r:6:22: And when the daughter of the said Herodias came in, and danced, and pleased Herod and them that sat with him, the king said unto the damsel, Ask of me whatsoever thou wilt, and I will give it thee.
              M'r:6:23: And he sware unto her, Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give it thee, unto the half of my kingdom.
              M'r:6:24: And she went forth, and said unto her mother, What shall I ask? And she said, The head of John the Baptist.
              M'r:6:25: And she came in straightway with haste unto the king, and asked, saying, I will that thou give me by and by in a charger the head of John the Baptist.
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              • Celestialfrontier
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Apr 2009
                • 2

                #8
                Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                There is dancing and then there is "dancing"; you and I both know that jigging about in public in mock-conjunction is unlikely to please The Lord.

                M'r:6:21: And when a convenient day was come, that Herod on his birthday made a supper to his lords, high captains, and chief estates of Galilee;
                M'r:6:22: And when the daughter of the said Herodias came in, and danced, and pleased Herod and them that sat with him, the king said unto the damsel, Ask of me whatsoever thou wilt, and I will give it thee.
                M'r:6:23: And he sware unto her, Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give it thee, unto the half of my kingdom.
                M'r:6:24: And she went forth, and said unto her mother, What shall I ask? And she said, The head of John the Baptist.
                M'r:6:25: And she came in straightway with haste unto the king, and asked, saying, I will that thou give me by and by in a charger the head of John the Baptist.
                I am in complete agreement with you regarding this...that indeed would not please the Lord.

                However, I do not joke around AT ALL about the Lord and the Holy Spirit of the Lord has taught me much and I know that "Dancing" in and of itself is NOT A SIN. This post was opened with that very statement, without further explaining.

                "MOTIVATION" of a person's heart is a key factor in the choices that a person makes and whether or not these motivations will please or displease the Lord is only for the Lord to decide and no one else.

                However, although off topic....the Lord would be more displeased with someone who was stealing money like Madoff, then say a person stole food for their starving children. The Lord would not like us to work on the Sabbath, however doing work that help's someone would not be an offence.

                DANCING IS NOT A SIN, BUT DANCING WITH THE INTENT OF COMMITING SOMETHING EVIL OR IMMORAL WOULD BE.

                THAT IS MY ONLY POINT.

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                • Shresh
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

                  If Dancing be a sin, let me be known as the first to go to hell, cuz dancing is fun, beautiful, artistic, and frequently a way to praise god! AMEN!

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                  • Rocking for JC
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 58

                    #10
                    Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

                    Originally posted by Celestialfrontier View Post
                    ...the Lord would be more displeased with someone who was stealing money like Madoff, then say a person stole food for their starving children.
                    No, the Lord is displeased with Madoff because he is a murderous Jew...

                    John 7:1
                    Jesus Goes to the Feast of Tabernacles
                    After this, Jesus went around in Galilee, purposely staying away from Judea because the Jews there were waiting to take his life.
                    "Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
                    I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
                    I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324

                      #11
                      Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

                      Originally posted by Celestialfrontier View Post
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                      THE LORD DELIGHTS IN PEOPLE DANCING IN HIS PRAISE....DANCING IS NOT A SIN...

                      2 Timothyi 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

                      And that has to do with dancing just how?


                      Psalm 149:3 Let them praise his name in the dance: let them sing praises unto him with the timbrel and harp.

                      Psalm 150:4 Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.

                      Psalms are not doctrinal statements they are a bunch of poems and stuff to the Lord.

                      Jeremiah 31:13 Then shall the virgin rejoice in the dance, both young men and old together: for I will turn their mourning into joy, and will comfort them, and make them rejoice from their sorrow.

                      Do you really think the Lord wants old men and young men to dance together? No, this is what's called symbolic. Like when your heart dances with joy, which is what is meant here. Your heart doesn't tear it's way out of your chest and break into the Charleston on ribs!

                      Ecclesestes 3:1 To every [thing there is] a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

                      Ecclesestes 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

                      TAKE THE PRAISE OF THE LORD MORE SERIOUSLY....THE LORD IS NOT A JOKING MATTER!!!!
                      You better get serious with the Lord!
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

                        Further evidence that dancing promotes teen pregnancy.

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

                          I don't want to imagine the disgusting orgy that they had afterward.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • eliot mayfield
                            God Squad
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9324

                            #14
                            Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

                            That is disgusting. Where are the police arresting those girls for child abuse? The state should take those whores away from their "parents" and put them in a baptist home ASAP!! And by home, I mean a group home for wayward girls and take those babies away the second they fall out and adopt them if they aren't retarded from being shaken around so much.
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • SayvedByTheLord
                              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2007
                              • 3151

                              #15
                              Re: Dancing, not only is it a sin, it's just plain retarded

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Further evidence that dancing promotes teen pregnancy.
                              Pastor I always appreciate your gentle guidance, but in the future would you be so kind as to place some kind of warning ?

                              I just projectile vomited all over my keyboard.


                              Leviticus 26:27-29

                              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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