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  • Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

    Brothers and Sisters, I was just chatting with our Creation Scientist Dr. Ernest C. Ville, and he told me about the most horrifying substance. It's called Dihydrogen Monoxide, and he believes it may even be present right here in Freehold!

    He sent me to a website to read some basic information. www.dhmo.org says that:

    Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

    • Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
    • Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
    • DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
    • Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
    • Contributes to soil erosion.
    • Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
    • Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
    • Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    • Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
    • Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
    Well, I was worried after seeing that, but then he told me about some research he was conducting with Landover Baptist University grad students!
    • HOMERSEXUALS have a high concentration of DHMO in their blood! LBU grad students tested 25 Homers and found ALL of them had this compound flowing through their veins!
    • WITCHES are known to cast quantities of DHMO into their cauldrons while concocting their evil potions! LBU students in the Department of Faith's Information Acquisition training have confirmed this fact in their polite questioning of known Witches!
    • Certain ATHEISTS have been observed consuming bottles of DHMO! LBU Public Relations students have found photographs in online media databases!
    • CATHOLICS use DHMO in their Black Masses! LBU students studying cults have brought back samples!
    • MORMONS build great expensive fountains which release DHMO vapor into the air, potentially affecting anyone who comes near! The same brave cult-studying students brought samples from a great fountain in Salt Lake City, confirming this truth!
    • STARBUCKS is known to put DHMO into coffee drinks, promoting Homerism and Liberalism in the process! Dr. Ville himself tested his own latte to be sure it was safe . . . and was horrified by the test results!
    • RIOTING NEGROES are often made docile by inner-city police forces with a strong spray of DHMO! Those Public Relations students found video footage!
    It's all true, Brothers and Sisters!

    What to do, what to do?!

    We must fight to free Freehold from the hold of this toxic substance, before we are all contaminated and become depraved sinners! We must be strong against the LIEBRAL conspiracy to contaminate our precious bodily fluids with DHMO!
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    Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    We must fight to free Freehold from the hold of this toxic substance, before we are all contaminated and become depraved sinners! We must be strong against the LIEBRAL conspiracy to contaminate our precious bodily fluids with DHMO!
    I'm onboard, but let's save some of it just in case our negroes riot.

    Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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      Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

      I've heard that there has been a conspiracy by the LIEbrals to add sodium hexafluorosilicate to DHMO, making it even more ominous. This has been going on for decades.
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        Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        I've heard that there has been a conspiracy by the LIEbrals to add sodium hexafluorosilicate to DHMO, making it even more ominous. This has been going on for decades.
        Will they stop at nothing?!
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          Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

          I'm not sure what it is, but I think I'm against it.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

            Originally posted by snottyduck
            So you are against water, because that's what Dihydrogen Monoxide is, just plain water. Dihydrogen Monoxide = H²O.
            Umm, not to be snarky, but unless the human race drinks hydric acid to survive, no, it isn't.

            Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division provides an international clearinghouse for information on Dihydrogen Monoxide including current research results, governmental regulations, and exposure and contamination alerts. Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) can be dangerous to humans. Dihydrogen Monoxide causes death and destruction. Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in acid rain. Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in rivers and streams.


            Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
            Where in the name of the flying spaghetti monster did you get the idea that H20 is the same thing?
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              Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

              Originally posted by snottyduck
              So you are against water, because that's what Dihydrogen Monoxide is, just plain water. Dihydrogen Monoxide = H²O.
              When will these goths ever stop lying?

              You little twerp, even your kinky gasmasks wouldn't save you when you'd be surrounded by dihydrogen monoxide!
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                Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Umm, not to be snarky, but unless the human race drinks hydric acid to survive, no, it isn't.

                Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division provides an international clearinghouse for information on Dihydrogen Monoxide including current research results, governmental regulations, and exposure and contamination alerts. Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) can be dangerous to humans. Dihydrogen Monoxide causes death and destruction. Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in acid rain. Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in rivers and streams.



                Where in the name of the Jesus did you get the idea that H20 is the same thing?
                I'm not sure what's going on here, but I wanted to thank the witch for standing up for me.

                You know I would do the same if I could plausibly deny it.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

                  I see they also deleted the part where I mentioned that site was a hoax, which I realized almost immediately.
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                    Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

                    I don't see why would you think of that site as a hoax, it is absolutely right, and all that is stated there has been tested by both Creation Science and even sickular science, why, my own experiments regarding fossilization processes indicate that DHMO might be responsible for the ions interchange between the rock and fossils!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

                      Originally posted by snottyduck
                      So, since they again removed posts I gonna say it again, DHMO is just water, nothing more

                      Dihydrogen ---> 2 molecules of Hydrogen, thus H²

                      Monoxide ---> 1 molecule of Oxigen, thus O

                      Together is makes H²O ---> water

                      This site is just a Hoax site that goes around for quite some time.

                      And please, do not remove any more posts, you just make a fool out of yourself by claiming this is anything else than plain ordinary water. Anyone with a little knowledge about chemicals easily sees this.
                      Oh, it’s OK you’re coming out with all that scientific mumbo-jumbo but you won’t be laughing when you realise that the health and safety handling conditions for Dihydrogen Monoxide are: “ Handle with Extreme Care: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles per Hour.”
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                        Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Oh, it’s OK you’re coming out with all that scientific mumbo-jumbo but you won’t be laughing when you realise that the health and safety handling conditions for Dihydrogen Monoxide are: “ Handle with Extreme Care: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles per Hour.”


                        Sorry dude, you don't have to be a chemist to see this is just plain water you are talking about. I immediately recognized it as being just water and I took out my Merck index (which is not a work of fiction as it has been used for decades in every lab as a reference work) and looked it up, and what do you know, it actually stated it's water!! surprise surprise.

                        And of course it has fast particles, ever heard about electrons and suchs??

                        Better read this link, you might actually learn something



                        (btw, the alternative name Dihydrogen Monoxide is also present, duh).

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                          Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

                          Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                          Sorry dude, you don't have to be a chemist to see this is just plain water you are talking about. I immediately recognized it as being just water and I took out my Merck index (which is not a work of fiction as it has been used for decades in every lab as a reference work) and looked it up, and what do you know, it actually stated it's water!! surprise surprise.

                          And of course it has fast particles, ever heard about electrons and suchs??

                          Better read this link, you might actually learn something



                          (btw, the alternative name Dihydrogen Monoxide is also present, duh).
                          It's obvious you haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. You're making a fool of yourself. Quite frankly, I'm embarrassed for you.

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                            Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

                            Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                            Sorry dude, you don't have to be a chemist to see this is just plain water you are talking about. I immediately recognized it as being just water and I took out my Merck index (which is not a work of fiction as it has been used for decades in every lab as a reference work) and looked it up, and what do you know, it actually stated it's water!! surprise surprise.

                            And of course it has fast particles, ever heard about electrons and suchs??

                            Better read this link, you might actually learn something



                            (btw, the alternative name Dihydrogen Monoxide is also present, duh).

                            Uncle Goose, welcome to the Society for Beating One's Head against Stone Walls. Perhaps you'll have better luck convincing this lot of the fact that they're soiling themselves in fear of ordinary water, but I doubt it. I still haven't been able to convince them of the existence of DNA, or the fact that the ovum is half of the zygote, and not merely an empty chamber for the growth of the little person inside the sperm.
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                              Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

                              Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                              It's obvious you haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. You're making a fool of yourself. Quite frankly, I'm embarrassed for you.

                              Me making a fool out of myself?? Please, just imagine what new people who get on this site gonna think when they see you people say plain water is poison??


                              But hey, since the OP claims that it was found in every gay person they tested it means you are all gay too as we are made for about 70% out of Dihydrogen Monoxide.

                              Boy, you even fall for hoax sites. Talking about gullible.

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