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  • #1

    A slap to my face

    Well I really thought that my past run ins (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=6234) with Nelson Mandela and the unfortunate outcomes of them were water under the bridge but it seems the former world leader and Tuskegee, Alabama Morgan Freeman lookalike contest winner from 1985-1987 still holds a grudge against me and has excluded me from the guest list at his birthday. When I heard the former president turned old coot was having a birthday party in honor of his 90th I fully expected to see an invitation in the mail, but what did I find? Junk! Unless the invitation is hiding in these Valu-pak(TM) coupons or electric bills it seems Mandela, who couldn't have forgotten me, has intentionally left me off the guest list. Now I'm not a petty man, and I don't hold grudges easily, but Mr. Mandela's insolence has moved his name up on my enemies list (which is more of a rolodex).

    Whatever Mandela, I didn't want to go to your stupid birthday party for buttheads anyway.
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    Re: A slap to my face

    A personal insult and more anti-Christian bigotry. That boy will stop at nothing to destroy all that's good and decent in this world.
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    • #3
      Re: A slap to my face

      I got an invitation, but I threw it out because I wasn't sure who the boy was. I get stuff like that all the time.

      Nice piece on the Jim Nabors controversy last night Brother Wash. Who knew, huh?
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      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: A slap to my face

        Let him invite his Brother-in-Negroidalness New York Governor David Paterson instead.

        This blind, adulterous, tap dancin', pit-spittin' clown ought to give him all the jollies he needs. Disgusting

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        • #5
          Re: A slap to my face

          I'd say this snub pretty much amounts to a declaration of war on behalf of Mandela's Ooga-Booga-Spear-Chuckabooland against America, Jesus, and Freedom. If only it weren't for those liberal Catholics clogging up the Supreme Court, it might be legal for citizens to own private nuclear missiles, so Wash would be able to settle this the old-fashioned, Manly way.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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          • #6
            Re: A slap to my face

            You're right Wash, Mandela has stepped over the line here. His ingratitude is too much considering the things you and your family have done for him. No body will blame you here Wash when you do what has to be done.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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