Evil robots and machines that kill people:

[Nobar King]

All the time I am reading stories about people who were killed by machines that went out of control. Machines don't have minds, so who do you think made them go crazy? Obviously satan.

Here's and article about a killer robot:

An 81-year-old Australian man has shot himself dead with an elaborate suicide robot built using plans he downloaded from the Internet.

The Gold Coast man, who lived alone, left notes of his plans and thoughts as he struggled to come to terms with demands by interstate relatives that he move out his home and into care.

He spent hours searching the Internet for a way to kill himself, downloaded what he needed and then built a complex machine that would remotely fire a gun.

He set the device up in his driveway about 7 a.m. Wednesday, placed himself in front of it and set it in motion.

His notes explained that he chose the driveway as he knew there were tradesmen working next door who would find his body. The plan worked as the workmen heard the gunshots and ran to investigate.

The machine was attached to a .22 semi-automatic pistol loaded with four bullets.

It was able to fire multiple shots into the man's head after he activated it.

Imagine what would have happened had this old kook decided to kill some neighbors first with his killer robot? Or he could have sent it into BoganBurger to kill innocent people. Robots can't be trusted, so we all need to be vigilant and watch over their activity.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

All the time I am reading stories about people who were killed by machines that went out of control. Machines don't have minds, so who do you think made them go crazy? Obviously satan.

Here's and article about a killer robot:


Imagine what would have happened had this old kook decided to kill some neighbors first with his killer robot? Or he could have sent it into BoganBurger to kill innocent people. Robots can't be trusted, so we all need to be vigilant and watch over their activity.

No minds = no souls it's a danger equivalent to a metal zombie. However, you can get Robot Insurance and quite cheaply. Mrs Bathfire has already covered the household.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

Nobar, you have hit gold here! There is much work to be done to save the ordinary people! If you ever doubted that robots were the work of satan created by his hand servants, so called "scientists", look at this. A headless dog with the sound of the Lord of The Flies!

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

I just seen this. Satan at work here, what next.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

All the time I am reading stories about people who were killed by machines that went out of control. Machines don't have minds, so who do you think made them go crazy? Obviously satan.

Here's and article about a killer robot:
An 81-year-old Australian man has shot himself dead with an elaborate suicide robot built using plans he downloaded from the Internet.

I am 100% confident that the plans he downloaded from the Intertubes were originally uploaded by a slanty-eyed Jap. They dispense suicide robots along with the panties of Mary-Worshipping schoolgirls in the vending machines over there.

[Talitha]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

I'd even go one step further and say that even half-Robot, Half human creatures are not to be trusted. Take Stephen Hawking for instance.
Can't be trusted!

[Nobar King]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

I'd even go one step further and say that even half-Robot, Half human creatures are not to be trusted. Take Stephen Hawking for instance.
Can't be trusted!

Has he killed anyone yet?

[Talitha]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

Has he killed anyone yet?

I expect he bores people to death talking in that funny voice about Quantum Physics, Black Holes and other make believe stuff. The only black hole he's likely to find is the one he goes through to get to Hell.

[Nobar King]

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Wow, I never thought of it like that; he even bores ME to death with his Speak-and-spell jibber-jabber.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

I expect he bores people to death talking in that funny voice about Quantum Physics, Black Holes and other make believe stuff. The only black hole he's likely to find is the one he goes through to get to Hell.

Speaking of black holes.......

[Nobar King]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

This book is published by human hating robot worshipers:

Crush All Hu-Mans! Diesel Sweeties Book Featuring Red Robot

posted by Scott Beale on Thursday, April 9th, 2009


“CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!” is a new book by R. Stevens featuring Diesel Sweeties comics staring Red Robot.

Is anyone still on the fence about the dangers of robots?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

Obviously only enviromentalists could be behind such blatant anti-human propaganda. Yet it's on shiny, non-recycled paper. Hypocrites.

[Nobar King]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

Another story in the annals of killer robots:

killer robots:
Robot Beats Man In Sweden, Grabbing His Head and Shaking Him
Mon Apr 27 2009,
A Swedish industrial worker was attacked by a malfunctioning robot two years ago in Sweden, and has this week won a lawsuit against the company that owned the vicious bot. Apparently, the man tried to fix the robot, which was designed to lift rocks. But he failed to turn the robot off first, and it grabbed him by the head and lifted him up. Could this be the beginning of the robot revolution?

Here is the story, translated from a Swedish newspaper:

A company must pay fines of 25,000 kronar because it has been deemed responsible for the [robot attack]. "I have never heard of a robot who beat a man in this way," said prosecutor Leif Johansson.

In June 2007, a man who is employed at a factory in Bålsta north of Stockholm took a look at a malfunctioning robotized machine. The machine was used for lifting heavy stones. When the man went into the building he thought that he had cut the power to the machine but he had not. Instead, the robot was activated and forcibly grabbed the man's head. He managed to defend himself, but received serious injuries on the body.

"The man was very lucky. He had four broken ribs and was almost killed," said Leif Johansson.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Praise you Brother Nobar for bringing up this salient yet unignored point. ROBOTS AND MACHINES ARE INHERENTLY EVIL, BOUND TOGETHER ALLIED WITH ANIMALS TO TAKE OVER THE HUMAN RACE. One only has to look at our own history to see it repeating itself:

• God creates man, man worships God, evil in man causes him to rebel against God.
• Man creates robot, robot worships man, evil in robot causes it to rebel against Man.

Animals are also tired of being under human control ever since the Garden of Eden and in robots they have found natural allies. Right now, even as we speak, CPUS AND CIRCUITS SENDING OUT ELECTRICAL SIGNALS TO LIGHTNING STORMS SLAMMING INTO THE BRAINS OF ANIMALS!!!

There is now a TRIANGLE OF TELEPATHY - ANIMALS, ROBOTS, STORMS. Negative ions in clouds are the cell phone carriers between Robots and Animals.

Future holds nothing but DEVASTATING CYBORG REVOLUTION....

• Cheetahs with bionic legs running 200 mph,
• Lions that shoot plasma rays from their eyes,
• Eagles dropping atom bombs over cities, etc.
• CARS AND TRUCKS WILL DRIVE THEMSELVES AND TRY TO RUN PEOPLE OVER!!!!!!

MARK MY WORDS...THIS WILL HAPPEN DECEMBER 21, 2012!!!

[Max Bayes]

Re: Evil robots and machines that kill people:

They aren't robots. They are Jews in Power Armour. Fact.