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  • #1

    Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

    I have always felt like I was watching something obscure and unholy while I watched furry giants gargling or green demon-like dwarves talking backwards , but I find this site tells it all:

    The Force is a Tool of Satan - Episode III ALERT!
    http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/


    And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood -Revelations 6:12
    Billions of dollars has been made off the series of movies called The Star Wars that is beloved by millions. Many big fans of this space opera, do not know that the fantasy epic they enjoy is not a simple entertainment, but Satan's Battleground for their very souls!

    In this “Final Episode” of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force - a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satan’s dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!

    Since 1999 we warned that the end times will be upon us with THE SEVENTH SEQUEL – and that time is now. Do you have a collection of the Star Wars figures and idols? Do you watch the Star Wars- religiously? No Force can help you, White side or Black. Armies fight Babylon, the towers exploded - the battle of Armageddon is soon, but you must decide! Turn your back on fantasy movies and give yourself to the only real faith – the truth of JESUS.

    Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will “beam” up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day. We are destined to WIN! And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great. -Revelations 16:18

    When you stand before Jesus’ throne what will you say you believe in —the power of the Lord, or the power of the Force? Science fiction fans repent. Your very eternal SOUL depends on your answer.

    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
    Tags: jedih, nerd stuff is nerdy, revelations, star trek is better, star wars nerds:mom called
  • #2
    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

    ok ill tell you this slowly so you can understand.

    god made us right.


    we made star wars right.


    so what's the problem, if god didnt want their to be star wars there would be no star wars in the world by your christian logic.

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    • #3
      Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

      Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
      ok ill tell you this slowly so you can understand.

      god made us right.


      we made star wars right.


      so what's the problem, if god didnt want their to be star wars there would be no star wars in the world by your christian logic.
      Christ-hating joos in Hellywood made "star wars" and all the other movies that encourage homersexurality, narcotics use, false God worship, and various perversions.

      If you continue with your disrespectful attitude you will be asked to leave. This is a Christian forum, not a place for you to spew hate.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

        what do you mean it was a reasonable answer to his statement i dont see how using christian logic in a statement like mine would be considered offensive.

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        • #5
          Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

          Originally posted by Random Atheist #10,000
          so what's the problem, if god didnt want their to be star wars there would be no star wars in the world by your christian logic.
          You're one of those smarty-pants atheists who trots out that tired argument of "If God created everything, and there is sin, then God created sin", right?

          *sigh*

          Well, again, I'll set you straight: God is a Just God. He had to create us with a choice, a choice to either choose Him and the Path of Righteousness, or to choose Hell. There are many ways to turn from God; in fact, there are an infinite number of ways to reject Him! There is only one way to accept Him, and that is to follow His Word 100%. He allows us to sin because He doesn't want robots who run around blabbing false praise at Him. He wants genuine praise, the kind that can only come from the threat of Eternal Torture. Imagine if you could force your kids to say "I love you" everynight. It would be meaningless unless they knew they would get spanked if they didn't -- that way you would KNOW that they were genuine in wanting to love you. It's simple common sense.

          Just because God allowed the Hollywood anti-Jesus crowd to create a picture that glorifies everything that Jesus hates: homosexuals, greed, short, disfigured people and everything in between, doesn't mean that He endorses it. He is just loving enough to allow us the free will that will eventually damn 99% of humanity to Hell forever.
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • #6
            Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

            well no i dont consider myself to be smart ive got dyslexia actually. and how dare you insult gays, short people and people with physical deformities. you dont like being taken the piss out of do you? no so why do it to them, why? i mean people dont ask to have problems in their lives, they dont pray to god saying i wish i was a mental retard. making fun of them and condenming them makes it all worse. you probebly have a thousand flaws and from the sound of what you are saying you have no reason to judge. do unto you what you would do unto others mate simple as. instead of hurting people with problems hows about helping them, you dont need to consult the bible to se weather to help a homeless man or a mentally retarted child on the streets do you.

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            • #7
              Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

              Billions of dollars has been made off the series of movies called The Star Wars that is beloved by millions. Many big fans of this space opera, do not know that the fantasy epic they enjoy is not a simple entertainment, but Satan's Battleground for their very souls!
              You obviously never learned the difference between what is real and what is make-believe...

              In this “Final Episode” of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force - a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satan’s dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!
              I always thought the Empire was the bad guys and the Rebellion was the good guys...Guess I was viewing it the wrong way...

              Since 1999 we warned that the end times will be upon us with THE SEVENTH SEQUEL – and that time is now. Do you have a collection of the Star Wars figures and idols? Do you watch the Star Wars- religiously? No Force can help you, White side or Black. Armies fight Babylon, the towers exploded - the battle of Armageddon is soon, but you must decide! Turn your back on fantasy movies and give yourself to the only real faith – the truth of JESUS.
              LOL...We know it's MAKE-BELIEVE...we don't believe that stuff is real...

              Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan.
              Yes, the Second Coming will take place, then the resurrection of the dead, then the Last Judgment, then eternity in heaven or hell...

              Believers will “beam” up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day.
              There is no Rapture...When Jesus comes again, "He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead!" Then-eternity!

              And by the way, the "thousand-year reign" is a METAPHOR (a word known to you as your word for John 6 and the Last Supper-which we believe Jesus meant what He said) for the era of Christianity! We are living in the "thousand-year reign" right now!

              We are destined to WIN! And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great. -Revelations 16:18
              All this will happen when Jesus comes again ONCE AND FOR ALL.

              When you stand before Jesus’ throne what will you say you believe in —the power of the Lord, or the power of the Force? Science fiction fans repent. Your very eternal SOUL depends on your answer.
              I know the Lord is the one true God...I am loyal to His One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church...You say the "Rebel Alliance" is evil...Well, YOU'RE PART OF A WORSE REBELLION!

              I look forward to helping complete the Holy Spirit's presence in you when you turn to the Catholic Church!
              ACTS 5:29
              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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              • #8
                Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                Right on brother! You're not willing to kill, but I am...If I wasn't, why would I have become a police officer?
                Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                • #9
                  Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                  Amen, Brother Doctor!

                  In fact, a few months back I posted THIS treatise on the idea that the existence of sin PROVES that God exists.

                  I wish the unsaved trash that plague this Godly forum would occasionally read through some of the older threads. They might just learn something.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                    Father Martin, you are truly a great priest!

                    The priest I work with here in Mexico is a drunken lout who lazes around all the time.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      You... Papist garbage deleted... !
                      Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                      Right ... murderous threats deleted... ?
                      Oh no! He's back and there's two of them! Is it the light that attracts you?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Oh no! He's back and there's two of them! Is it the light that attracts you?
                        He must be out on a work-release program. No doubt his traffic-warden brother pulled some papist strings in Des Moines.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                          father thomas martin you are a smart man. its important to see the line between reality and fiction.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                            Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
                            father thomas martin you are a smart man. its important to see the line between reality and fiction.
                            The only fact about him: Cattlick Priests are kiddie-fiddlers of the worst kind. They use their false version of Christianity to lure young boys into their "friendship" so they can sodomize them.

                            Friend, you are obviously British so I can understand you hating Jesus. Please don't let this disciple of Satan fool you.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                            • #15
                              Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                              what does being british do with hating jesus? the british were the first puritains who travel to america and spawned all fundamentalist christians.

                              i dont hate jesus, if anyone i hate you Talitha for hating on jews and blacks on this forum.

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