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  • Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

    Local county does what it has to do to keep the jail budget under the allowable limit. This is what they should have been doing the whole time:
    Des Moines County inmates might be charged for toilet paper

    ASSOCIATED PRESS • February 12, 2009

    BURLINGTON, Iowa - Inmates at the Des Moines County jail in Burlington may have to begin paying for toilet paper.

    The county is facing a more than $1.7 million deficit in this year's budget and the Board of Supervisors gave department heads the option of cutting costs or facing the possibility of unpaid furloughs or layoffs.

    The county also is moving forward with a $1 million bond issue later this month, leaving department directors to make up the balance.

    County Budget Director Cheryl McVey said billing inmates for toilet paper could save more than $2,300.
    I can guarantee that this will reduce the waste and cost of toilet paper in the jail once the inmates start hoarding it. Before, if Jerome spilled a coke, he would just ask Bruce to toss him a roll of toilet paper and use THE ENTIRE THING to wipe up the mess. THAT COSTS MONEY, PEOPLE!! What will they wipe their messes up with now? Who cares. They can use their dirty socks, for all I care.
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    Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

    They're lucky they don't have to use this to wipe their a$$es:
    Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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    • #3
      Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

      It could be worse:
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      • #4
        Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

        Paper! Such profligacy! I append a useful and durable item that Jesus Himself would have recognized.

        Cheap, hygienic and sustainable. God gave us sponges for a purpose.

        Also it gives a new insight into what that Roman solider was offering to Our Savior as He was temporarily dying on the cross! Lu:23:36: And the soldiers also mocked him, coming to him, and offering him vinegar,
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        • #5
          Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

          They give out free toilet paper in prison? I didn't know they even had toilets in there...
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          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            They give out free toilet paper in prison?
            Yet another example of special rights for criminals while the bleeding hearts ignore the victims!
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            • #7
              Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Paper! Such profligacy! I append a useful and durable item that Jesus Himself would have recognized.

              Cheap, hygienic and sustainable. God gave us sponges for a purpose.

              Also it gives a new insight into what that Roman solider was offering to Our Savior as He was temporarily dying on the cross! Lu:23:36: And the soldiers also mocked him, coming to him, and offering him vinegar,
              That tag certainly does offer a new perspective on that verse, Brother Bathfire!
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              • #8
                Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

                Let's go one step further and eliminate the bathrooms completely. If these evil-doers wanted indoor plumbing they should have not commited crimes.
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                • #9
                  Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

                  Charging for tuchus wipes? Not before time I say!

                  Flicking through the copy of the KJV 1611 edition that Brother Wide Open lent me, I see many references to "damnation without relief", I do!

                  They should be grateful they have latrines at all they should!

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                  2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

                    Originally posted by Hymie Goldberg View Post
                    Charging for tuchus wipes? Not before time I say!

                    Flicking through the copy of the KJV 1611 edition that Brother Wide Open lent me, I see many references to "damnation without relief", I do!

                    They should be grateful they have latrines at all they should!

                    Hymie
                    You know, I can almost hear the wheels turning in this joo's head, scheming up a way of making a sheckel out of selling "slightly used" TP to America's prisons.

                    You people are all moneyhungry. That's one of the reasons that God hates you.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      You know, I can almost hear the wheels turning in this joo's head, scheming up a way of making a sheckel out of selling "slightly used" TP to America's prisons.
                      You can hear the wheels still? I gotta invest in some better lubricant I do!

                      You people are all moneyhungry. That's one of the reasons that God hates you.
                      Hate us maybe, but I'm thinking he loves our low interest line of credit!

                      Shalom!

                      Hymie
                      1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
                      2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

                        I think it's a sign we're feeding them altogether too much if they constantly have to go to the bathroom. We could save money by trimming their diet, as well....and it would be healthier for them.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

                          Or install bidets in the bathrooms. That would be humiliating, too, which I don't think is illegal, yet. Make them say, "merci" as they leave the bathroom.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Or install bidets in the bathrooms. That would be humiliating, too, which I don't think is illegal, yet. Make them say, "merci" as they leave the bathroom.
                            You know, that's an interesting idea. We might give it a trial run in the Quarantine Unit?

                            I see some sort of hygienic plug, with biweekly bidet privileges if they've earned them.

                            And we can charge a Corkage Fee.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Local prison to charge for toilet paper:

                              That was uncalled for.

                              Why haven't you signed up for the pancake breakfast at IHOP yet? Are you holding out?
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