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  • Dirtbag Nazi Childmolestor
    Unsaved trash, full-on pervert
    • May 2014
    • 152

    #1

    My Response

    I received I PM few minutes ago:


    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum


    Dear Gerlinde,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Attempting to recruit our children to sexual perversions for your amusment
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    Thank you for taking time out of your lonely, unproductive day to persecute us True Christians™. The Holy Bible says we will be blessed by such evil, false accusations (Matthew 5:10-11). All new comers are required to read this primer for noobs, and be sure to use the King James Version Bible only when sharing your opinions. The rights you have on this forum can be read HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
    -------

    This infraction is worth 25 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

    Original Post:
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1086649

    It was send by Mary Etheldreda


    Here my response:


    Mary, what shall this nonsense? I have only tried to provide factual information. I have nowhere attempted to recruit anyone to do anything or seduce anyone. Especially not for my amusement!
    I think now this forum just disgusting! It is not Christian, it is satanic in my eyes! Here is rejoiced over the suicide of a gay man, here there is homophobia, bigotry and a false understanding of the Bible. Here I can and will not be. It just pisses me off. And so I ask you to delete my account immediately. I am a Christian, but with self-righteous idiots, who calls themselves "Christians", but act unchristian; and also have no idea of ​​the biblical message, I will have nothing more to do! You just disgusts me only!
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: My Response

    Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
    I think now this forum just disgusting! It is not Christian, it is satanic in my eyes!
    What matters is whether it's disgusting in God's eyes, and as we've explained to you ad nauseam, it isn't.

    Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
    Here is rejoiced over the suicide of a gay man, here there is homophobia,
    Yeah, 'cause we all know that the Bible prohibits homophobia.

    Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
    bigotry and a false understanding of the Bible.
    Then why are we the ones relying on what the Bible clearly says, while you need sources outside of the Bible to back up your personal opinion of what God meant to say?

    Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
    Here I can and will not be. It just pisses me off. And so I ask you to delete my account immediately.
    No can do, sunshine. We keep these threads as a witness to other liberal false Christians of what happens when they try to debate the Bible with us.

    I am a Christian, but with self-righteous idiots, who calls themselves "Christians", but act unchristian; and also have no idea of ​​the biblical message, I will have nothing more to do! You just disgusts me only!
    If we're so un-Christian, point out what we do that contradicts the words (not your creative reinterpretation) of the Bible.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: My Response

      Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
      I have only tried to provide factual information. I have nowhere attempted to recruit anyone to do anything or seduce anyone. Especially not for my amusement!
      Your "information" is biased, faulty, misleading, and clearly an attempt to normalize Sin.

      Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
      I think now this forum just disgusting! It is not Christian, it is satanic in my eyes!
      Reading, believing and following the Holy Bible is Satanic now?

      Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
      Here is rejoiced over the suicide of a gay man, here there is homophobia, bigotry and a false understanding of the Bible.
      You're the one who posted sin-infested interpretations of the Holy Bible. You have no idea what the right understanding is. You cannot be trusted to know the Truth, for the Truth is not in you.

      Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
      I am a Christian
      I don't believe you. I think you just like the idea of having a nonjudgmental friend who is always supportive of you, who loves you for who you are and not because you promise to keep some outdated conventional value system that is detrimental to society and dangerous to people against whom it directly accuses of being immoral. I think you like this idea so much that it doesn't bother you this nonjudgmental friend who is always supportive of you is nothing more than an adult's version of a child's invisible friend. We won't enable this foolish fantasy here, dear. Here you'll be encouraged to read the Holy Bible, trust the Divine Author, and lovingly, fearfully obey. We'll share with you all the reasons the Lord Almighty Himself reveals, and encourage you to live a life of faith when there are no reasons. But we won't protect your little fantasy. You might as well embrace your sinful lifestyle, give up your imaginary friend, and try and recruit as many souls as you can to patronize you and your little ideal society. As for me and my Brothers and Sisters in Christ, we shall serve the LORD.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Dirtbag Nazi Childmolestor
        Unsaved trash, full-on pervert
        • May 2014
        • 152

        #4
        Re: My Response

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        What matters is whether it's disgusting in God's eyes, and as we've explained to you ad nauseam, it isn't.

        Are you a trained pastor? I have my doubts, because a trained priest would know what I mean. The have in fact studied many years of theology and ancient languages​​.
        You mean what is called the KJV atrocity. The original word is toe'bah, which means not a sin, but an unseemly behavior. A pregnant woman was, for example, also toe'bah, and could be purified by a ritual bath in the mikvah. In order to then be able to enter the temple. By the way, Leviticus was intended only for Jews, not Christians. For, as Paul wrote in his letter to the Galatians, the law of Moses was abolished by the sacrifice of Jesus. Everyone knows that a theology student in Deutchland in the 2nd semester.



        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        Yeah, 'cause we all know that the Bible prohibits homophobia.


        Heaven, you are stupid and ignorant! The Bible never talked about a homosexual love affair, she said, usually about pederasts and their catamites in the temple of the heathen. It was about that Jewish people to keep pure from the sins of the pagan world. Similar reasons also moved Paul in his Letter to the Romans and the Corinthians. But everyone knows that a theology student in the 4th semester, no later than the fifth semester. If you do not know this, it shows that you have no idea of the Bible, and you are ignorant and without real knowledge about the Bible!


        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        Then why are we the ones relying on what the Bible clearly says, while you need sources outside of the Bible to back up your personal opinion of what God meant to say?


        If you have to explain a word in the original, because a pastor (YOU) to be stupid to get yourself a decent lexicon (the Kittel on the New Testament is very good), you have to rely on secondary literature. In addition, many of my theological books are in German.


        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        No can do, sunshine. We keep these threads as a witness to other liberal false Christians of what happens when they try to debate the Bible with us.

        According to the international internet law, and the law in the U.S., you are obliged to delete my account if I want to. Here is the proof:





        It is NOT LEGAL to NOT ALLOW me to delete my account and I will file papers in the U.S. District Court for the Western District of North Carolina to form a Federal class against you under the privacy act and related laws if you stand by that HORSE SHIT you wrote about how accounts cannot be deleted.
        I am a retired attorney. I cause trouble for companies that lie and manipulate data like you do as a hobby. Ask Mark Zuckerberg how much money I have cost him.
        Source: http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic...ction-law-suit


        So, I ask you for the last time, before I call my attorney (and this will be very expensive for you) delete my account!


        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        If we're so un-Christian, point out what we do that contradicts the words (not your creative reinterpretation) of the Bible.

        This is one of my easiest exercises. Please read Romans 2:1. What is there? Judge not, that you will not be judged (King James Version). And you judge and condemns homosexual people. This is un-Christian!
        Let's take another example:

        The story of Sodom and Gomorrah is supposed to be about homosexuality. But what she really is? What was the sin of Sodom:


        49 Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. 50 And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good. (Ezekiel 16)


        What did Lot to save his guests from the inhabitants:


        8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof. (Gen. 19:8)


        Looks more straight than gay to me!
        Did you ever know the word "gang rape"? That is, what the inhabitants want to do with these men/angel!

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        • Dirtbag Nazi Childmolestor
          Unsaved trash, full-on pervert
          • May 2014
          • 152

          #5
          Re: My Response

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Your "information" is biased, faulty, misleading, and clearly an attempt to normalize Sin.

          No, they are based on provable facts. Facts, you won't believe, because it contradicts your bigotry and your homophobia.

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Reading, believing and following the Holy Bible is Satanic now?

          No, but be full of prejudice, homophobia and bigotry is satanic, as I found it in THIS FORUM SEVERAL TIMES!!!!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          You're the one who posted sin-infested interpretations of the Holy Bible. You have no idea what the right understanding is. You cannot be trusted to know the Truth, for the Truth is not in you.

          No, I have published facts. Facts that someone like you will not believe it, because it shows how bigoted you are and how little you know of the Bible have. pick and choose, is all that you can! Add Without rhyme or reason, and I want to, without compassion and Christian charity. What do you mean, why do I want to delete my account as a Christian here? Because it's so good I like taking stupid hillbillies? Because I am "impressed" by your biblical knowledge? No, but because I, ignorance stupidity and bigotry can not stand. I had enough experience in the LDS: I need no continuation of it.
          PS: This, what you call the truth, is nothing else than lies and prejudices. Shame on you! Shame on this Forum!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          I don't believe you. I think you just like the idea of having a nonjudgmental friend who is always supportive of you, who loves you for who you are and not because you promise to keep some outdated conventional value system that is detrimental to society and dangerous to people against whom it directly accuses of being immoral. I think you like this idea so much that it doesn't bother you this nonjudgmental friend who is always supportive of you is nothing more than an adult's version of a child's invisible friend. We won't enable this foolish fantasy here, dear. Here you'll be encouraged to read the Holy Bible, trust the Divine Author, and lovingly, fearfully obey. We'll share with you all the reasons the Lord Almighty Himself reveals, and encourage you to live a life of faith when there are no reasons. But we won't protect your little fantasy. You might as well embrace your sinful lifestyle, give up your imaginary friend, and try and recruit as many souls as you can to patronize you and your little ideal society. As for me and my Brothers and Sisters in Christ, we shall serve the LORD.

          I do not give a damn whether you believe me or not! God and I know that I am a Christian. Unlike you bigoted farts I have with people compassion and charity. Your idea of ​​what God is, is not only wrong but also dangerous. It contradicts the statement in the Bible about God. This shows me that YOU are there, who are not Christians! You're nothing more, so easy to recognize as a cheap copy of Christians as a forgery, that everyone should be ashamed of not noticed it.

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          • Oliver Brendan Hayve
            Unsaved trash, God-mocking gayboy
            • Aug 2010
            • 190

            #6
            Re: My Response

            Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
            Are you a trained pastor? I have my doubts, because a trained priest would know what I mean. The have in fact studied many years of theology and ancient languages​​. (remainder snipped)
            That's pretty rich, coming from someone who doesn't even know the language in which most of the OT was written.

            According to the international internet law, and the law in the U.S., you are obliged to delete my account if I want to. Here is the proof:





            Source: http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic...ction-law-suit
            One of your sources contains an unsourced assertion from an obvious bullshitter, and the other says the exact opposite of what you say it says. Try again. If there's really a US law, cite title and section.

            So, I ask you for the last time, before I call my attorney (and this will be very expensive for you) delete my account!
            I'm sure they're scared. People say that all the time, and yet the site is still here. Why do you suppose that is?

            This is one of my easiest exercises. Please read Romans 2:1. What is there? Judge not, that you will not be judged (King James Version). And you judge and condemns homosexual people. This is un-Christian!
            They have a whole thread on how Christians should judge.

            Let's take another example:

            The story of Sodom and Gomorrah is supposed to be about homosexuality. But what she really is? What was the sin of Sodom:
            And if that were the only part of the Bible that addressed man-on-man sex, you'd have a point.
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN

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            • Oliver Brendan Hayve
              Unsaved trash, God-mocking gayboy
              • Aug 2010
              • 190

              #7
              Re: My Response

              Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
              God and I know that I am a Christian.
              Did God tell you that Himself? By the way, does the God whom you worship ever disagree with what you wanted to believe anyway?

              You're nothing more, so easy to recognize as a cheap copy of Christians as a forgery, that everyone should be ashamed of not noticed it.
              It must be nice to have the spiritual discernment that everyone else lacks. Tell us your secret.
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN

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              • Mother Of Seven
                True Christian™ with a quiverful
                • Jan 2014
                • 2243

                #8
                Re: My Response

                I can't figure out why a court in NC would be interested in a German
                And very strangely, our lost soul suddenly speaks good English.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22371

                  #9
                  Re: My Response

                  Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
                  Heaven, you are stupid and ignorant!
                  You must have a lot of friends...

                  The Bible never talked about a homosexual love affair
                  So you are ignoring Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13 and Romans 1:26-27 here.

                  I noticed in all your pathetic rambling you never mention actual scripture.

                  You are clearly listening to the wrong people about Christianity. Just stop listening and start READING THE ACTUAL BIBLE. That's what God made it for and that's where you will learn you couldn't be more wrong.

                  But we all know you are too arrogant to actually do that, you don't need those actual facts...
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • see_the_light
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1386

                    #10
                    Re: My Response

                    Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
                    I received I PM few minutes ago:


                    [B]


                    It was send by Mary Etheldreda


                    Here my response:

                    [gay gibberish]....[gay denial]....[gay insults]...[gay tantrum]
                    But feel inclined to give some small, Biblical, hints about a minor subject, namely:

                    "Here is rejoiced over the suicide of a gay man"

                    All deaths of the gayezh are suicide, their blood is upon themselves.

                    Leviticus 20:13

                    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                    What else could we feel but satisfaction when a sinner sins no more? And there is also fulfillment and any TRUE CHRISTIAN should rejoice.

                    Job 36:17

                    But thou hast fulfilled the judgment of the wicked:
                    Judgment and justice take hold on thee.

                    Judgment IS justice. Neither sweet-talk to spread the word of satan, nor ambiguous avoidance.

                    And if you doubt, or think there is any contradiction between OT and NT (btw, there is only one Bible, the most holy KJV, the whole of it), consider the following.

                    Revelation 3:16

                    So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

                    Lukewarm will you find most "so-called christians", and they will be spat out when JESUS returns. But those that stood proud and certain of GOD's law will be found in the sweet embrace of JESUS CHRIST.



                    PRAISE THE LORD!

                    P.S. as for your account deletion fixation... I guess you are training

                    Psalm 69:28

                    Let them be blotted out of the book of the living,
                    And not be written with the righteous.

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                    • Bob
                      Electrified by Jesus
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 95

                      #11
                      Re: My Response

                      Gerlinde K, you should be ashamed of yourself! My web browser says you made this:
                      George W. Bush, the former President of the United States rides through the Texas prairie, when suddenly a fairy appears, who offers him three wishes . "My first wish," says Bush, "would be a huge ranch on my property. My second wish a huge herd of cattle. ... And my third wish?" He looks down between his legs. "I'm down there just as well equipped as the Perd on which I ride." The fairy picked up her wand, and Bush said that he would ride home. arrived home he saw the huge ranch and the huge cattle herd. Full of anticipation, he ran to the ranch house, and retired to the bedroom the pants off. suddenly rang out a shrill scream. "Damn, I had completely forgot that I had now ridden a mare!"
                      My computer translated if from German as I do not understand German. My mother always says Germans are only good for one thing.

                      I do not want you to be my girlfriend!
                      Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

                      John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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                      • Freddy Osborne
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 538

                        #12
                        Re: My Response

                        Originally posted by Gerlinde View Post
                        So, I ask you for the last time, before I call my attorney (and this will be very expensive for you) delete my account!
                        I suggest you leave Cousin Vinny out of this.
                        "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                        "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                        • Freddy Osborne
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 538

                          #13
                          Re: My Response

                          Originally posted by Bob View Post
                          Gerlinde K, you should be ashamed of yourself! My web browser says you made this: My computer translated if from German as I do not understand German. My mother always says Germans are only good for one thing.

                          I do not want you to be my girlfriend!
                          They don't bathe or wash their clothes.

                          "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                          "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                          • Dirtbag Nazi Childmolestor
                            Unsaved trash, full-on pervert
                            • May 2014
                            • 152

                            #14
                            Re: My Response

                            Originally posted by Bob View Post
                            Gerlinde K, you should be ashamed of yourself! My web browser says you made this: My computer translated if from German as I do not understand German. My mother always says Germans are only good for one thing.

                            I do not want you to be my girlfriend!

                            That's good, because I'm not straight, I am a lesbian who has so much interest in men, like someone from this forum on facts. By the way, I got this nice email from someone:






                            Dear Godmocking Whore;


                            Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.


                            ---Quote---


                            *Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.


                            5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.


                            5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.* ---End Quote---


                            Enjoy hell (http://yourgoingtohell.com/). I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell(http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/cantwait.html)for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!


                            YIC,





                            Someone to call a whore, is very "Christian"?
                            And, btw, I don't mock GOD, because I believe in him, but I mock your so called "pastor", which has no clue of the subject.

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                            • Dirtbag Nazi Childmolestor
                              Unsaved trash, full-on pervert
                              • May 2014
                              • 152

                              #15
                              Re: My Response

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              You must have a lot of friends...

                              I do have a lot of friends. Most of them are Christians like me, and most are straight, and they didn't have any problem with my transsexual past or/and my lesbian love relationship to a lesbian woman (women born woman).



                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              So you are ignoring Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13 and Romans 1:26-27 here.

                              No, I see these quotes just different than you. I see textual content, the historical background, as well as the original words. And therefore come to completely different results than people who believe everything unchecked.



                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              I noticed in all your pathetic rambling you never mention actual scripture.

                              I have many versions of the Bible at home. five different German Bibles, three English Bibles, and a Bible with the original text on the left, and the English translation on the right. I am yet more biblical reference works, such as edited the multi-volume Theological Dictionary of the New Testament by Kittel. This is a standard work for qualified theologians. If you have a good public library, lend it out of you, and watch yourself what it says about malokoi and arsenokoites.


                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              You are clearly listening to the wrong people about Christianity. Just stop listening and start READING THE ACTUAL BIBLE. That's what God made it for and that's where you will learn you couldn't be more wrong.


                              I listen to the right people, and I read every day the Bible. Who are you, who wants to deny me to be a Christian? You are ignorant in my eyes and ignorant. Nothing else!


                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              But we all know you are too arrogant to actually do that, you don't need those actual facts...
                              I'm not arrogant, I just know a lot. Unlike you bigoted farts here in the forum.

                              @ ADMIN,

                              Delete or lock my account, I do not care, I do not want anything to do with you bigoted farts.

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