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  • TrueChristianNotFake
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2014
    • 3

    #316
    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

    You people should be ashamed of yourselves for insulting true Christians and God. You people will be the ones burning in hell. I dont care if you really believe and this is a joke, or if you dont believe you need to stop with this hate.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #317
      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

      Originally posted by TrueChristianNotFake View Post
      You people should be ashamed of yourselves for insulting true Christians and God. You people will be the ones burning in hell. I dont care if you really believe and this is a joke, or if you dont believe you need to stop with this hate.
      Dear friend:

      I trust that you can back up what you say with Scripture.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • TrueChristianNotFake
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2014
        • 3

        #318
        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        Dear friend:

        I trust that you can back up what you say with Scripture.
        One show Jesus you love him by liking landover baptist church on facebook is not in revelations. And as well you say Jesus said that most people will go to hell, not once did the Lord say this. Jesus loves everyone and if I know my God he would be hurt by this site. Save your daughter the Christian way have her raped. ARE YOU JOKING!!! Black people were not put here to be the white mans slaves. Im reporting this site.

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #319
          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

          Originally posted by TrueChristianNotFake View Post
          Im reporting this site.
          Oh, not the report!

          What are you going to tell to the infamous Internet Police? That there is this group of Christians that follows the Bible?
          Good luck with that report.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #320
            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

            Originally posted by TrueChristianNotFake View Post
            One show Jesus you love him by liking landover baptist church on facebook is not in revelations. And as well you say Jesus said that most people will go to hell, not once did the Lord say this.
            Yes, He did:

            [Matthew 7:13-14 KJV] 13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

            Jesus loves everyone
            Jesus is God, and God hates all workers of iniquity:

            [Psalm 5:4-5 KJV] 4 For thou [art] not a God that hath pleasure in wickedness: neither shall evil dwell with thee. 5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

            and if I know my God
            You evidently don't.

            Im reporting this site.
            I'm so scared! People routinely make threats like that, and yet we're still here. Would you like to guess why?
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #321
              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

              Originally posted by TrueChristianNotFake View Post
              ...you say Jesus said that most people will go to hell, not once did the Lord say this...
              Matthew 7:13-14 "13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

              Seems pretty clear-cut and straightforward to me.

              Of course, if you redefine "few" and "many" to mean the exact opposite of what they do in English, then I can see where you have a point.

              ...Im reporting this site.
              To whom, and why do you hate free speech? I suppose that's at least that's one way you agree with God.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #322
                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Of course, if you redefine "few" and "many" to mean the exact opposite of what they do in English, then I can see where you have a point.
                In other words, if you "interpret" the Bible as liberal false Christians routinely do.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • FalseChristian(tm)
                  Unsaved trash, repulisive teenaged demon
                  • May 2014
                  • 14

                  #323
                  Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                  Im glad some people are doing good for the world, helping people find Christ. This is a really good thing. Thank you for sticking up for the Lord and spreading the word of Christ.
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                  • FalseChristian(tm)
                    Unsaved trash, repulisive teenaged demon
                    • May 2014
                    • 14

                    #324
                    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                    I got an A+++. I'm happy to know I'm going to Heaven with the other s
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                    • Attila's Wife
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2013
                      • 1941

                      #325
                      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                      Er.... has someone's pool-boy or maid stolen a smart phone and gained access to the internet, or is this person lying about his location?

                      Proverbs 20:17 Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel.
                      2 Timothy 3:16

                      All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079

                        #326
                        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                        Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
                        Er.... has someone's pool-boy or maid stolen a smart phone and gained access to the internet, or is this person lying about his location?...
                        Any missing "invitees" from the Stoning Festival on the weekend?

                        Btw, really sorry I couldn't make it, I had to go, you know, do something, maybe next year...

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                        • Elmer G. White
                          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                           
                          • Apr 2014
                          • 10265

                          #327
                          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                          I am not yet convinced about this person. I tried anagrammatics and the letters "REALCHRISTIANTM" yield "ANTICHRIST REALM"!

                          I'd like to have this person explain that this is only a coincidence (how could it be?) and not a reference to Revelation 13:1-18! Have not seen any Introduction thread, either.

                          Yours in Christ,

                          Elmer
                          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                          • FalseChristian(tm)
                            Unsaved trash, repulisive teenaged demon
                            • May 2014
                            • 14

                            #328
                            Woah. No, no. I am a Real Christian like all of you. Trust me when I say I am not the anti christ, in fact its probally that so called Obama. I just came on this site and agreed with what you people have been preaching, so I thought I would join. Thank you all for your good deeds. This is the America we need. We need to be one nation under God again.
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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #329
                              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                              Originally posted by RealChristian TM View Post
                              Woah. No, no. I am a Real Christian like all of you. Trust me when I say I am not the anti christ, in fact its probally that so called Obama. I just came on this site and agreed with what you people have been preaching, so I thought I would join. Thank you all for your good deeds. This is the America we need. We need to be one nation under God again.
                              We don't even know you, son. Many people believe they are Christians and will be surprised when they are separated with the rest of the goats and told to leave the presence of the LORD (Matthew 25:31-46). Their surprise will be surpassed by their horror as they find themselves escorted strait into the depths of HELL to be punished for eternity for the crime of not really believing. I would hate ever so much to think you might be counted among the goats dear, but nevertheless we do not associate with spiritual riffraff (Leviticus 10:10). Kindly correct your location as stated on your profile page, as I can assure you Freehold is not so easy to be invited into as some Godless cesspool like California.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • FalseChristian(tm)
                                Unsaved trash, repulisive teenaged demon
                                • May 2014
                                • 14

                                #330
                                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Kindly correct your location as stated on your profile page, as I can assure you Freehold is not so easy to be invited into as some Godless cesspool like California.

                                But thats just it, I am from Freehold. And I do not know you, but as children of God we must love thy neighbor despite if we know them or not. I would love to become a member of the church, as I agree with a lot of what you preach. So please except me. And I would never turn from God.
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