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  • jonathan.mcmahon
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Nov 2013
    • 7

    #271
    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

    I clearly do not hate Christianity, I merely believe that your view on so called "Christianity" is wrong and disgusting, we are not having a constructive argument here, you are acting like a child, mentioning the same things over and over.


    I am going to go bed now, and I hope you can see the true light of God someday and not always constantly live in the darkness and hate that your denomination shows.

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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724

      #272
      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

      Originally posted by ThisIsDigusting View Post
      I clearly do not hate Christianity, I merely believe that your view on so called "Christianity" is wrong and disgusting,
      Show me any of the mentioned points here that are not from the Bible. You know, the holy book of CHRISTIANITY.

      Originally posted by ThisIsDigusting View Post
      we are not having a constructive argument here, you are acting like a child, mentioning the same things over and over.
      So, I'm a child because I question your hateful rant. Sure.
      We follow the Bible, you are angry about it.

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      • WWJDnow
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 6304

        #273
        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

        Originally posted by Haley15 View Post
        I know, Livia. I think this site is a great big fake!!!!! I was raised Catholic and I'm pretty sure it's not right to treat other so cruelly! I'm so angry right now! I think some people here are just fakes who think that hurting people is fun. I hate you all! Your a bunch of jerks!
        Titus 3:2 tells us "speak evil of no man... be... gentle, shewing all meekness unto all men." I guess they don't teach you that in Catechism.

        So, now that you see what the Bible says, and not some dress wearing priest's interpretation, do you think you've lived up to Jesus's standards in the way you've treated us?
        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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        • superjohn112
          Unsaved trash
          • Jan 2014
          • 12

          #274
          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

          This post makes me sick. I love that it's about telling you if you are saved or not. But this is one of the most INACCURATE tests on salvation ever. You're testing someone's BIBLICAL KNOWLEDGE. This quiz tests if you are Biblically knowledgeable, not if you are saved! You could be saved WITHOUT BELIEVING UNICORNS EXIST. Biblical knowledge is a fruit of the spirit. I know I am going to Heaven. I am saved, Jesus saved me from Hell, I don't have a lot of Biblical knowledge, but I have a good bit. In the near future, I'm pretty sure that I'll have more.

          TO ANYONE WHO TAKES THIS TEST: THIS DOES NOT TEST YOUR SALVATION, IT TESTS YOUR BIBLICAL KNOWLEDGE. SOME VERSES THAT THE QUESTIONS ARE RELATED TOO ARE INTERPRETED WRONG.

          To the man who made this test: You are self-interpreting. You are interpreting scripture incorrectly. You can agree that the Bible isn't the easiest book to figure out. It's something THAT GOD HELPS YOU TO UNDERSTAND

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          • Pim Pendergast
            PHD - Theophysicist
            Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2012
            • 3103

            #275
            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

            Originally posted by superjohn112 View Post
            You're testing someone's BIBLICAL KNOWLEDGE. This quiz tests if you are Biblically knowledgeable, not if you are saved!
            And how can you be saved without knowing the Bible?

            Mat 4:4b Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

            Rom 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.

            You could be saved WITHOUT BELIEVING UNICORNS EXIST. Biblical knowledge is a fruit of the spirit. I know I am going to Heaven. I am saved, Jesus saved me from Hell, I don't have a lot of Biblical knowledge, but I have a good bit. In the near future, I'm pretty sure that I'll have more.
            You need to sit down and read the Bible. Don't make it the Holy Spirit's responsibility. Sit down on your butt and read.

            SOME VERSES THAT THE QUESTIONS ARE RELATED TOO ARE INTERPRETED WRONG.
            Which ones?

            You can agree that the Bible isn't the easiest book to figure out.
            Says the man with limited Bible knowledge. Why would an omnipotent, omniscient God leave mankind a cryptic message? Why can't you just accept that the Bible means what it says? You're overcomplicating things by trying to interpret the Bible a certain way.
            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

            Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #276
              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

              Originally posted by superjohn112 View Post
              You could be saved WITHOUT BELIEVING UNICORNS EXIST.
              Do you really mean to suggest that one can be saved without believing what is written in the Holy Bible is true? Would you tell people they can be saved without believing in talking snakes, thousands of languages created in a single afternoon, a global flood that wiped out all life on the planet save one drunk and his incestuous family and what they stored on a single boat, a man born of a virgin died temporarily, and eventually floated up through the clouds?

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • superjohn112
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2014
                • 12

                #277
                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                Now, when I read these two messages, I felt defeated and I prayed. God told me what to say and he said to get back on this website and say it.

                Now, to be saved, we must realize that we are sinners! Right? Realize that we have done wrong, ask Jesus to come into our hearts and save us. And when we are saved, he will make the necessary changes in our lives. God changes us, we do not change ourselves. Salvation is easy and simple. Also, I see that I have the words "Unsaved Trash" under my name. How cute. I am saved. I am joyous about it. God sent me to this site to tell people things of what he wants me to say. God knows that I was aggressive in my first posts on this website and told me to stop being very aggressive. But then again, he never said stop being aggressive completely, because God is aggressive as well.

                I know God gives righteous judgement to True Christians. But God KNOWS I will be joining him in Heaven soon. Man cannot save himself, Jesus saves that man. Man cannot do even one little bit to save himself. Jesus does it ALL.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #278
                  Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                  Originally posted by Mr. I know the Christian faith better than God
                  Now, when I read these two messages, I felt defeated and I prayed. God told me what to say and he said to get back on this website and say it.
                  Don't be silly. That's not God's voice you hear. That's the "voice" of your own imagination!



                  Originally posted by Mr. I know the Christian faith better than God
                  ....lots of babble that conveniently distracts from the questions asked....
                  And how can you be saved without knowing the Bible? Which verses were interpreted wrong? Why would an omnipotent, omniscient God leave mankind a cryptic message? Do you really mean to suggest that one can be saved without believing what is written in the Holy Bible is true?
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Pim Pendergast
                    PHD - Theophysicist
                    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 3103

                    #279
                    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                    Originally posted by superjohn112 View Post
                    Now, when I read these two messages, I felt defeated and I prayed. God told me what to say and he said to get back on this website and say it.
                    The Bible is God's Word. It is the medium through which God communicates with His followers. But you're special. You don't need to read God's Word; He communicates with you directly. Arrogant, much?

                    And when we are saved, he will make the necessary changes in our lives. God changes us, we do not change ourselves.
                    Yes, but He is not going to read the Bible for us. That's something we must do ourselves.

                    Man cannot save himself, Jesus saves that man. Man cannot do even one little bit to save himself. Jesus does it ALL.
                    One little bit we can do is read the Bible. That's something Jesus doesn't do for us. But we've already established that you expect God to miraculously impart information to you.
                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #280
                      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                      Originally posted by superjohn112 View Post
                      I know God gives righteous judgement to True Christians. But God KNOWS I will be joining him in Heaven soon. Man cannot save himself, Jesus saves that man. Man cannot do even one little bit to save himself. Jesus does it ALL.
                      Friend,

                      Claiming "God, with His absolute power and perfect knowledge made me this way" is hardly an excuse to let sinners of the hook for their sins. One needs to take some personal responsibility for one's actions.

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                      • superjohn112
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2014
                        • 12

                        #281
                        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                        Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                        The Bible is God's Word. It is the medium through which God communicates with His followers. But you're special. You don't need to read God's Word; He communicates with you directly. Arrogant, much?



                        Yes, but He is not going to read the Bible for us. That's something we must do ourselves.



                        One little bit we can do is read the Bible. That's something Jesus doesn't do for us. But we've already established that you expect God to miraculously impart information to you.

                        First, I NEED God's Word to help me, I ain't saying that I don't need it. And let's not get into any other conversation about what Bible I use, I use the KJV, not any other Godless Trash Counterfeit Bibles. And God makes changes in our lives but I never said he reads it for us, he makes us read it, he gives us the desire to.

                        Second, God can speak to you through prayer, and it's a good thing that he does.

                        And back to God doing things in our lives. Did God go into Egypt to lead the Jews out of slavery? Yes! BUT THROUGH MOSES. He does things through people. Look at the Prophets, he uses them to preach his word and to lead people to his son, Jesus Christ. God makes the changes in our life, but through us, and he makes us carry out his will. A changed life is a fruit of repentance. We COULD look like we did it on our own, but no, we cannot do anything on our own, we are not independent. We are dependent on God everyday to keep us alive. If God wanted us dead, who's there to stop him? NOBODY. But it's a great thing that God loves us.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #282
                          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                          Originally posted by superjohn112 View Post
                          First, I NEED God's Word to help me, I ain't saying that I don't need it. And let's not get into any other conversation about what Bible I use, I use the KJV, not any other Godless Trash Counterfeit Bibles. And God makes changes in our lives but I never said he reads it for us, he makes us read it, he gives us the desire to.

                          Second, God can speak to you through prayer, and it's a good thing that he does.

                          And back to God doing things in our lives. Did God go into Egypt to lead the Jews out of slavery? Yes! BUT THROUGH MOSES. He does things through people. Look at the Prophets, he uses them to preach his word and to lead people to his son, Jesus Christ. God makes the changes in our life, but through us, and he makes us carry out his will. A changed life is a fruit of repentance. We COULD look like we did it on our own, but no, we cannot do anything on our own, we are not independent. We are dependent on God everyday to keep us alive. If God wanted us dead, who's there to stop him? NOBODY. But it's a great thing that God loves us.
                          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #283
                            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                            Originally posted by superjohn112 View Post
                            And back to God doing things in our lives. Did God go into Egypt to lead the Jews out of slavery? Yes! BUT THROUGH MOSES. He does things through people. Look at the Prophets, he uses them to preach his word and to lead people to his son,
                            So...

                            God is speaking to us like He did in the days of old?

                            And... you're Moses?

                            And we're the ignorant, bumbling Jews?



                            Originally posted by superjohn112 View Post
                            If God wanted us dead, who's there to stop him? NOBODY.
                            Well you got that right!

                            Originally posted by superjohn112 View Post
                            But it's a great thing that God loves us.
                            Um, then why is that old queen Ian McKellan (ie, "Gandolf") still alive? Does God love him more than He loves Paul Walker?

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • superjohn112
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jan 2014
                              • 12

                              #284
                              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                              I like it how this site says: UNSAVED UNWELCOME!

                              Did not Jesus eat with sinners and come to save them? Jesus was not hateful towards sinners but it seems that all of you are. Jesus indeed hates sin and so do I, and all of you. But we shouldn't be so hateful to each other. And I love how cute of how I received an infraction saying that I am a female speaking nonsense. I am actually a male. You are all persecuting me, thank God for the beatitudes. I also love it how you guys say that I REJECTED CHRIST!

                              I most certainly have NOT. I have accepted him, and when I preach, I always preach in his name. And I win souls, what I do is this:

                              I use the law (ten commandments) to judge them so see if they're good enough to go to Heaven. Since ALL HAVE SINNED, they cannot get to Heaven because of the Law. So I then preach the gospel when they don't have any hope. And it GIVES them hope, and when they come to Jesus, they are no longer under the obligation of the law.

                              And we all know John 14:15

                              "If ye love me, keep my commandments."

                              But when you read, Jesus commandments and the Father's commandments aren't the same. Jesus commands that we LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS YOU LOVE THYSELF, and LOVE GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, SOUL, AND MIND. That is what Jesus commands us.

                              We can never keep the law nor be sinless. Jesus was the sinless sacrifice for us. If we could ever be sinless, why would Jesus need to come down. Jesus established the NEW COVENANT. If sinlessness was a requirement for salvation, then he would have left part of the OLD COVENANT behind. I never rejected Christ, so how about you let me speak for a change instead of instantly say:

                              "HE REJECTED CHRIST! OMG HE DID HE DID HE DID HE'S GOING TO HELL"

                              That's the problem with some people in the world, they jump to conclusions without learning more to draw the correct conclusion. Persecute me, ban me if you will, I just came to preach the REAL truth. And I preach it with love. Because I love the Lord Jesus Christ, and he is changing me into a True Christian.

                              Recently, I was backslidden. I still am kind of. But I can tell that the Lord Jesus did a miracle in my life because he's bringing me back to him. Everyday I ask for forgiveness with a true sorry heart. And I read all about the evils of the world today, it makes me so sad. And the corruption makes me mad, or sick.

                              So, I preach, pray, and read my Bible. And how dare YOU say that I have rejected the one I love most in my life? I never rejected him, I'd call myself a dumbass for doing so because he's my only ticket to Eternal life. I even had a prayer for him so send me to Hell because I hated myself so much because of my sin. But, he touched me and told me that I didn't need to worry. I had deep prayers where all I'd ask for, is a hug from Jesus....because I had been beaten down by the world and I couldn't stand it here. I still can't! A person who hungers and thirsts for righteousness doesn't belong in a sinful world. I deserve Hell, but I don't belong there,it was made for Satan and his angels, but we go there if we reject his Jesus WHICH I HAVE NEVER DONE.

                              Welcome the sinners, don't cast them out of this site. WE ARE ALL SINNERS. Not one of us here can say that we are sinless. If someone does, then they are self-righteousness. And I still hold onto my belief that you don't need Biblical Knowledge to be saved. But Jesus will change you, he'll give you that desire to read it. He doesn't read it for you, he just makes you do it. He doesn't force us, he makes us WANT to do so. That's how he changes us when we are saved. Still think I'm unsaved? That's just fine. I love being persecuted because it only reminds me that I am saved, and loved by my Heavenly Father, and that I will soon get that hug from Jesus that I desire very much.

                              May God be with you

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                              • superjohn112
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2014
                                • 12

                                #285
                                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                So...

                                God is speaking to us like He did in the days of old?

                                And... you're Moses?

                                And we're the ignorant, bumbling Jews?



                                I never meant that, I just said God does things through people. That we don't do it on our own, that God makes us do it. He doesn't force us, he just gives the desire to do so.


                                Well you got that right!



                                Um, then why is that old queen Ian McKellan (ie, "Gandolf") still alive? Does God love him more than He loves Paul Walker?


                                I don't think you got the hint. Gold loves EVERYONE. EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. ON. EARTH. Read John 3:16. God hates sin but never the sinner. If God hated the sinner, why would he send his son to die for the person that he hates so that person THAT HE HATES can go into Heaven. So that saved person is with the God that hates him? It doesn't make sense. Our God is a God of love, and justice.

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