[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

How about buying a girl dog to see if its gay or so horny it cant control itself anymore.But a bullet is cheaper so do what you want,I dont care anymore.Just a dog,there are always more.My 2 year old might be gay...Ya know your right I think he is because he is always wanting to wrestle.Im going to shoot him right now.Ok not now but as soon as I get some gas,trashbags,and a hacksaw.Ill be back in about 25-45 minutes.

As Pastor Ezekiel has already pointed out, you are truly sick.

So, I've got a treat for you. Here is some hard-core pornography. Watch it if you dare:

FoxNewsPorn

And then pray for forgiveness.

YIC,
Buford

[Ricely]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

It sounds like you might be a homer who runs with those kinky S&M folks!

No, I'm not. And also, where is this Landover Baptist church? Is it exclusive for the members of mental ward?

[Talitha]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

No, I'm not. And also, where is this Landover Baptist church? Is it exclusive for the members of mental ward?

There is nothing Mental about being God's chosen.
Thankfully, we no longer have or need a Mental Ward in The Freehold Memorial Hospital. All our Retardeds are dealt with in "other" ways.
We are in freehold, Iowa within our own Gated Community of peaceful True Christian(tm) Americans.

GLORY!!!

[Vicissitude]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

The dog isn't infested with demons. It is a way male dogs show their dominance over other dogs. You guys are really stupid.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

The dog isn't infested with demons. It is a way male dogs show their dominance over other dogs. You guys are really stupid.

Well thank you for spewing hatred in our godly forum. We are here to praise Jesus. Why are you here?

Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section and tell us all about it.

[Seeker]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

You know, I read this thread before but just now when I read it I thought, Oh, no! Is Dog the bounty hunter GAY!!?? Better not be!! He's doing the Lord's work, keeping the evil ones in line.

Very true with his 50 kids by 50 different women and even his racist mouth.

Tim Story (a godly fine christian that was trained under Benny Hinn) should be proud to sponser him.

[MrKlown]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

I am actually considering on handing this website over to the Humane Society now because you guys are telling this little girl to kill her dog. This is completely unhuman and you all should be very disappointed with your words. Do you guys even realize how retarded you all are sounding and I seriously do not mean to say mean things. You guys want to destroy anything that is different than you. Oh my gosh, that man only has one leg, he must die before his evil spreads to us.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

Oh my gosh, that man only has one leg, he must die before his evil spreads to us.

You are completely misrepresenting us! Here is what the Bible says about disabled people:

Leviticus 21
16. And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
17. Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19. Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20. Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21. No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

Disabled people are not allowed in Church, that's all. Nothing about execution there.

[James McCloud]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

My only concern is that you father said nothing of the German Sheppard (the willing recipient of SODOMY! - forgive me Jesus). Don't you think both dogs should be put to death in accordance of Leviticus 20:13? In HIS Love, Glendora

What is to say that this other dog never tried to resist the other dogs urges?

He may of comitted the act but it may of been against his will.

According to your belief, shoot the dog comitting the act however at least try and salvage this other dogs life as he is not the one purposely comitting the act.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

What is to say that this other dog never tried to resist the other dogs urges?

He may of comitted the act but it may of been against his will.

According to your belief, shoot the dog comitting the act however at least try and salvage this other dogs life as he is not the one purposely comitting the act.

Being raped is no excuse. Read the following, and tell me exactly where it says "unless one of them was raped":

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them”-Leviticus 20:13

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 says that women who are raped and fail to “cry out loud” are most likely enjoying it, and therefore must be excecuted:

22:23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;

22:24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

[James McCloud]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

Being raped is no excuse. Read the following, and tell me exactly where it says "unless one of them was raped":

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them”-Leviticus 20:13

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 says that women who are raped and fail to “cry out loud” are most likely enjoying it, and therefore must be excecuted:

22:23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;

22:24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

I am sorry, I am not all that familiar with the bible and had a thought that if the other dog rejected the act rather then embraced he could be salvaged.

Once again, I apologise.

[Satan Accepted My Soul (On Moderation)]

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I cannot believe this. At first, I thought this forum was a joke. I thought some people assembled a web site in order to overly dramatize how obsessed people can be with religion and the way they can over react. Some of the posts I've seen have been so outlandish that I thought they could not be serious. You people would seriously kill a dog because it's "Gay?" Firstly, dogs cannot be gay. Period. They do not seek relationships with other dogs for pleasure.... it's a ridiculous idea. Secondly, which God taught you people to kill so calously? Perhaps I misunderstood the Ten Commandments, but I'm fairly certain I read "Thou Shall Not Kill." God's creations are beautiful. Learn to respect them. I think if I die and go to Hell.... it will likely be the sending of my soul to gated community of Landover Baptist Church. God have mercy.

-Lucas

[Petal]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

[snippity-snip soapbox rants ] I think if I die and go to Hell.... it will likely be the sending of my soul to gated community of Landover Baptist Church. God have mercy.

there no needs for the amateer dramaticks, Mr.SatanSoul! i not moved by your wind bag monologs, i not cry no tears for you, it true

[Miss Maisie]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

I think if I die and go to Hell.... it will likely be the sending of my soul to gated community of Landover Baptist Church. God have mercy.

My goodness, what a thought! Don't worry, satan child, as long as y'all aren't saved, you won't be going anywhere near Landover.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

You know, it just occurred to me today that LBC has never addressed the issue of race as it affects dogs. I mean, we know that the Lord favors people with light skin, so isn't it logical to conclude that the Lord also looks favorably upon white or blond dogs, as opposed to black dogs?

YIC,
Buford