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  • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Originally posted by Freddy Osborne View Post
    4: Post masturbation guilt wrecks havoc on a woman's mind. If a woman with any moral fiber has a 'wet' dream then she knows what I'm talking about. The guilt carries numerous psychological issues for her which will also affect her current or future husband. Unless a woman confesses she will not know how to handle the embarrassing baggage without God's forgiveness and guidance. I would like to add that as True Christian™ men we should be compelled to listen to any female masturbators that need help.
    1 John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."
    Brother, this is such an important point, and oft overlook. I read where something like 95% of female masturbaters have attempted suicide, cutting, or listening to My Chemical Romance to try and stop the PTSD and horror of living the nightmare over and over again.

    So sad.

    And so avoidable.
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    • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Brother, this is such an important point, and oft overlook. I read where something like 95% of female masturbaters have attempted suicide, cutting, or listening to My Chemical Romance to try and stop the PTSD and horror of living the nightmare over and over again.

      So sad.

      And so avoidable.
      Good point. I would put money on it that almost everybody who kills himself or herself was a masturbator. I bet most criminals are masturbators, too. And 100% of atheists.
      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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      • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        I read where something like 95% of female masturbaters have attempted suicide, cutting, or listening to My Chemical Romance to try and stop the PTSD and horror of living the nightmare over and over again.

        So sad.

        And so avoidable.
        So true, Sister. And, as we know from their confessions on these very forums, many of them have attempted and continue to attempt all three.

        Also asexuals, who are only against doing sex to other people, not against doing it to themselves. I have no idea what causes this: poor parenting? Or are they just too uncomely to find a husband or wife?
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

          Since the topic of this thread is sexual perversity, I think it should be moved to the women's forum, where this sort of wise counsel is so desperately and constantly required.
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          • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

            I would like help with this i caught my wife masturbating in bed the other day this has been the tenth time this week i have caught her and the tenth time i have had to administer punishment. I work 12 hour shifts so i haven't the time to keep doing this!

            She follows all my commands and Gods but this one horrible thing! Perhaps i need to hit her harder or longer?

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            • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

              Originally posted by outlawcarl View Post
              [...]
              She follows all my commands and Gods but this one horrible thing! Perhaps i need to hit her harder or longer?
              Before we can answer this question we need to know if you are a Christian. You might want to start by opening a topic of your own in the introduction forum where you can introduce yourself, so that the Pastors can investigate you properly.
              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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              • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                Originally posted by outlawcarl View Post
                Perhaps i need to hit her harder or longer?
                Both. And while you're at it, try some form of aversion therapy to help her curb her unholy appetite for self harm. A mild electrical jolt like the one received from a cattle prod with half-charged batteries delivered to the offending body parts (in this case her private parts) several dozen times over the course of an hour comes to mind. Try repeating this process three or four times a day over the next several weeks and see if that helps.

                If all else fails, most infidelity prevention devices (aka chastity belts) are able to thwart self harm as well. And make no mistake, this is self harm. Masturbation means sex with the same sex. Sex with the same sex is homersexuality. Homersex is a sin, and sin is harmful.
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                  Originally posted by outlawcarl View Post
                  I would like help with this i caught my wife masturbating in bed the other day this has been the tenth time this week i have caught her and the tenth time i have had to administer punishment. I work 12 hour shifts so i haven't the time to keep doing this!

                  She follows all my commands and Gods but this one horrible thing! Perhaps i need to hit her harder or longer?
                  Women can't masturbate. Even your queen knew that.

                  Please post your introduction in the introduction section.
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                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                    A chastity belt sounds interesting, could it work on my boy to, i would hate it if something like this got him into hell?

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                    • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Women can't masturbate. Even your queen knew that.

                      Please post your introduction in the introduction section.
                      More to the point, why would they even bother?

                      It can't make babies

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                        Does the idea of someone burning in hell for all eternity give you pleasure equivalent to masturbating? What kind of a sick person are you people. That punishment seems a little harsh for masturbation judging from the fact that people like Hitler get the same punishment.

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                        • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Women can't masturbate. Even your queen knew that.
                          Really:

                          <<<midget porn link removed by a helpful moderator>>>

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                          • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                            Originally posted by MCRISBAE View Post
                            Does the idea of someone burning in hell for all eternity give you pleasure equivalent to masturbating? What kind of a sick person are you people. That punishment seems a little harsh for masturbation judging from the fact that people like Hitler get the same punishment.


                            It may seem harsh to the unregenerate mind, but consider the words of King David after he had committed adultery with Bathsheba and murdered her husband, Uriah the Hittite.


                            Ps 51:4 Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight: that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest, and be clear when thou judgest.


                            You're thinking about sin in relation to your fellow man, about the impact it has on others. But all sin is ultimately sin against God. If you don't do what He tells you, He gets mad. Whether you have killed 6 million Jews or broken the Sabbath or masturbated, you deserve the same punishment: an eternity of torment in the lake of fire.


                            Rev 20:12-15
                            12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
                            13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
                            14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
                            15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.


                            When you think about sin, you shouldn't be thinking, "But what about X person or X group?" You should be thinking, "But what about God?"
                            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                            • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              No, doing it is being a perverted, unrepentant sinner who is going to spend all eternity in hell being sodomized by a never ending conga line of demons.
                              Burning in hell for all eternity seems harsh for the high crime of jerking off. Does the idea of someone burning in hell give you people pleasure to the point where you no longer have to masturbate?

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                              • Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                                You're thinking about sin in relation to your fellow man, about the impact it has on others. But all sin is ultimately sin against God. If you don't do what He tells you, He gets mad. Whether you have killed 6 million Jews or broken the Sabbath or masturbated, you deserve the same punishment: an eternity of torment in the lake of fire.
                                So your saying that people who rob a gas station and serial killers should all get the same punishment? Both break the commandments.

                                About Breaking the Sabbath: Certain people must work on Sundays such as police officers and fire fighters. They are breaking the commandments. Are all people who work on Sundays going to hell too?

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