[Basilissa]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Or you?

Laugh all you want, heathen. I may be just a lowly help meet (Genesis 2:18), but I shall have the last laugh when I, sitting up in Heaven, look down at you, deep frying in Hell. I doubt that I will be able to rest on Jesus' bosom, as He prefers His beloved male disciples to lean on His Holy bosom (John 13:23), but I will be eternally happy anyway!

A more interesting thing would be to hear nDrew's explanation for why God tells him one thing (that he is an ex-mastubator and a True Christian™) but tells someone else (Zeke) something completely different.

The answer is easy, heathen: Pastor Zeke speaks with God, and Andy speaks with the Devil.

[nDrew777]

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Dear Andy (may I call you Andy? Or should I say András instead?). (...) He definitely does not speak to such an insignificant human being like you.

Yes, you may call me Andy.
Am I insignificant?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Yes, you may call me Andy.
Am I insignificant?

Any real Christian would know the answer to that

But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away. - Isaiah 64:6
So likewise ye, when ye shall have done all those things which are commanded you, say, We are unprofitable servants: we have done that which was our duty to do. - Luke 17:10
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. - Proverbs 26:11
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. - Malachi 2:3
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Proverbs 3:5

We are as nothing unto The Lord.

YIC

[Thomas Helwys]

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Yes, you may call me Andy.
Am I insignificant?

Listening to your endless blabber I can only assume you are masturbating right now. Let me ask you a question, do you find this sexy?


My bet is you do since you keep blabbering without talking about Jesus!!

[nDrew777]

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Listening to your endless blabber I can only assume you are masturbating right now. Let me ask you a question, do you find this sexy?


My bet is you do since you keep blabbering without talking about Jesus!!

I had an erection, while I was seeing this picture, but I didn't masturbate.
I resisted, I am free.

So, please !!!
Give me ex-masturbator title !!
And I need "True Christian" title as well.
Because I want to talk with Felicity (I love her), and she said she talk only with True Christian.

[Evoloki]

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I have a confession to make: I was a masturbator, but I have since overcame this...

[Didymus Much]

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I have a confession to make: I was a masturbator, but I have since overcame this...

Tease.

[Preacher1]

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Excellent sermon Pastor, excellent!

Personally, I used the pocket calender approach. After you realise that you have missed all your appointments in the last 3 years, you stop and think about what you are doing.

Here is another thing you must do about it. If you feel yourself becoming aroused due to thoughts/pipe dreams of that beautiful lady you saw today, turn yourself off by thinking of her only as one of Satan's demons in human clothing, and only thinking of what is inside her; a raging evil and extremely ugly and scary demon that wants to rip you to shreds!

[HateTheSin]

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Generally I just need to see this picture, and all masturbation thoughts disappear:

Hilarious!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shout GLORY!!!

[Samuel Hubbard]

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When I was younger, my father caught me masturbating several times and he would punish me by dumping cold water over me and then beating me while reminding me that I would go to Hell for committing Onanism. That failed to work, so he would put Icy Hot on my hands when I went to bed. That, along with a combination of prayer, repeatedly reading Genesis 38:9-10, having cameras installed in my room, and having my father sit in the bathroom while I showered eventually cured me of my self-abusing ways. I haven't reached for that part of my body in years. Praise God!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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When I was younger, my father caught me masturbating several times and he would punish me by dumping cold water over me and then beating me while reminding me that I would go to Hell for committing Onanism. That failed to work, so he would put Icy Hot on my hands when I went to bed. That, along with a combination of prayer, repeatedly reading Genesis 38:9-10, having cameras installed in my room, and having my father sit in the bathroom while I showered eventually cured me of my self-abusing ways. I haven't reached for that part of my body in years. Praise God!

This.

I wish every Christian was as dedicated to their child's morality as your father.

YIC

[Freddy Osborne]

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Probably for good reason most of the focus seems to be on male masturbations. However since my wife has ran off last year I have dedicated myself with raising six Righteous daughters by myself. This includes reviewing key points with my them regarding female masturbation:

1: Masturbation is an unnatural and horrible way to learn about the body. The fact is unlike picking your nose masturbation defiles the temple that God created.
Corinthians 6:19 "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"
2: Masturbation will 'master' you. The story of Eve's seduction by the serpent clearly shows women are the weaker sex. Without proper guidance women will inevitably masturbate and subseqeuntly lust all the time.
Galatians 5:16 "This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh."
3: Sex is meant for procreation between a husband and wife. Masturbation distracts women from breeding and this is directly in opposition of God's plan.
Genesis 1:28 "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
4: Post masturbation guilt wrecks havoc on a woman's mind. If a woman with any moral fiber has a 'wet' dream then she knows what I'm talking about. The guilt carries numerous psychological issues for her which will also affect her current or future husband. Unless a woman confesses she will not know how to handle the embarrassing baggage without God's forgiveness and guidance. I would like to add that as True Christian™ men we should be compelled to listen to any female masturbators that need help.
1 John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."

I realize that this shouldn't even be a potential issue to properly homeschooled single women. But does really anyone want to take that chance that your future or current wife secretly masturbated without your prior knowledge?

[Freddy Osborne]

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I would like to add all the Osborne girls sleep safely at night with these tightly fastened.

[Evan Tomas]

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I will do my best.