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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14076

    #631
    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23765

      #632
      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

      I'm getting PUMPED for TUESDAY!!!



      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12313

        #633
        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        The world buys everything from China. If we build a wall, the world will come to us.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • BrotherLarry
          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2247

          #634
          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          I decided to take the day to campaign for President Trump. First I went down to Washington Square to try and convince the druggies and homos to come to the light. We found a place to make an ID for a couple of them. Glory!


          I then ventured down Christopher Street, and spoke with several men who were embracing (in prayer?) on the sidewalk. They promised me they will vote for Trump. I asked them to swear on the Bible and they said, "Oh, honey, we have just as much faith in that book as we do in the Donald." One kissed me on the cheek, so I am glad I had some alcohol saturated wet wipes. But I'd do anything for the Trump of God.


          I just made it up to the East side and I am having a problem with some of the snooty rich women here. Pray for me that I will be able to penetrate that sector. I am headed for Harlem and the Bronx next.


          Just a few more hours until we are able to experience the joys of a Trump victory. Glory Hallelujah!
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12313

            #635
            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            I've on the phone all day trying to get Donald's staff to reverse their decision. In the dark of night, they took away his Twitter account, assigned a new log on and will not tell him what it is.

            Just when Donald should be on Twitter several times a day telling the world what he is mad about he has been left helpless. The last day of the election he should be settling the score with the famous people who have endorced whats-her-name.

            Report: Trump no longer controlling his Twitter accountx Media Group National Content Desk
            Updated9:19 a.m. Monday, Nov. 7, 2016 | Filed in Nation & World

            Jeremy Long, Lebanon Daily News-USA TODAY NET

            Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump speaks to the crowd during a campaign rally at the Giant Center.

            With just days looming before the election, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is no longer at the helm of his Twitter account, The New York Times reported Sunday.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
              An old soul
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4827

              #636
              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              I've on the phone all day trying to get Donald's staff to reverse their decision. In the dark of night, they took away his Twitter account, assigned a new log on and will not tell him what it is.
              Ha ha what pranksters! They get the last laugh for now...

              But when Trump is President he will have them "taken care of" for the rest of their natural lives. Then he will finally be unshackled from the crooked system that wants to break him. It almost feels like Jesus' sweet release from this life and His ascension into Heaven. Could this be the 2nd coming?
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • handmaiden
                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 11191

                #637
                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post

                Jeremy Long, Lebanon Daily News-USA TODAY NET

                Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump speaks to the crowd during a campaign rally at the Giant Center.

                With just days looming before the election, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is no longer at the helm of his Twitter account, The New York Times reported Sunday.

                What is wrong with them? How else are we going to know what's on Donald's mind? Do they expect him to draft position papers or something? Every single thing that he has to say can be expressed in 140 characters or less.


                That's why he is so beloved amongst the simple souls and those with whose hearts are pure and single minded in purpose.


                Unalloyedly Yours,
                Handmaiden
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12313

                  #638
                  Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                  Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                  What is wrong with them? How else are we going to know what's on Donald's mind? Do they expect him to draft position papers or something? Every single thing that he has to say can be expressed in 140 characters or less.
                  That's why he is so beloved amongst the simple souls and those with whose hearts are pure and single minded in purpose.
                  Unalloyedly Yours,
                  Handmaiden

                  In the very unlikely event Donald loses tomorrow, taking away his Twitter account will by named as the reason. Mark my word.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23765

                    #639
                    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Even the demons inhabiting Hillary know who is God's Trumpet:



                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Audrey MacMillan
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2016
                      • 19

                      #640
                      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      Why did my parents have to live in Canada and give birth to me here? Why haven't I moved to the United States? I'm so captivated by this extraordinary man, and all I can do is sit and hope that the terrible minds who don't support him have a change of heart. I wish that I could vote for him.
                      The world is my canvas and my imagination is my palette.

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23765

                        #641
                        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        Originally posted by Audrey MacMillan View Post
                        Why did my parents have to live in Canada and give birth to me here? Why haven't I moved to the United States? I'm so captivated by this extraordinary man, and all I can do is sit and hope that the terrible minds who don't support him have a change of heart. I wish that I could vote for him.
                        Your heart is in the right place, but I see you are missing some very critical information.

                        Hope doesn't do anything, you know. It's not magic. It can't magically change the reality to reflect your desires. No amount of hoping can change the way things are, but you know what can?


                        PRAYER!
                        If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.
                        John 15:7

                        Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.
                        Mark 11:24

                        If you have a relationship with Christ, He will answer your prayers!!! That's why True Christians™ have been praising Him already for this Great Trump Triumph, even though it hasn't happened yet. We praise and thank Jesus in joyful anticipation of His answering our prayers!
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Audrey MacMillan
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2016
                          • 19

                          #642
                          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          Thank you very much, Mary! I wasn't raised Christian by any stretch and I'm still trying to transition because it's want I want to be (it's been in my heart for a long time). I'll be sure to pray.
                          The world is my canvas and my imagination is my palette.

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14076

                            #643
                            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni, November 08, 2016


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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076

                              #644
                              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              So the 9PM reports see a Democratic White House, with the Repugs controlling both Chambers, read: Congress and Senate taking every opportunity to block Hillary, even when it's self-defeating.

                              Welcome to four years of nothing getting done, and it's all Hillary's fault (of course).

                              Plus ça change...

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                              • handmaiden
                                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 11191

                                #645
                                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                So the 9PM reports see a Democratic White House, with the Repugs controlling both Chambers, read: Congress and Senate taking every opportunity to block Hillary, even when it's self-defeating.

                                Welcome to four years of nothing getting done, and it's all Hillary's fault (of course).

                                Plus ça change...
                                The election is not over yet, and clearly, millions of Americans appreciate Donald Trump as much as we True Christians(tm).




                                BreathBatedly Yours,


                                Handmaiden
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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