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  • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Oh, I see Dorito Mussolini has now pledged one meeeeelllion of his own money to help victims of Harvey.

    This is a guy who claims to be worth over $4 billion.


    So, say I have $1000, and I give you a quarter because your now-homeless family hasn't eaten a warm meal in a couple of weeks. No, not a quarter of $1000 (being $250), but 25 actual cents (same ratio of 4 billion to 1 million).


    Would you be fawning over me, declaring you my hero, my savior, my BFF? Probably not.


    But then, I'd have Faux News there to point out how ungrateful you scum are.
    So if you were a victim, would you prefer a million bucks from Donald or condolences from Bernie Sanders? Cause I don't see him putting any money.
    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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      Many people don't realise that money is not always the solution. These people need help, not money. Send too much money to Africa and you have another genocid at your hands. President Trump understands that. And thats why he is there to help and talk to them.
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      • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Oh, I see Dorito Mussolini has now pledged one meeeeelllion of his own money to help victims of Harvey.

        This is a guy who claims to be worth over $4 billion.


        So, say I have $1000, and I give you a quarter because your now-homeless family hasn't eaten a warm meal in a couple of weeks. No, not a quarter of $1000 (being $250), but 25 actual cents (same ratio of 4 billion to 1 million).


        Would you be fawning over me, declaring you my hero, my savior, my BFF? Probably not.


        But then, I'd have Faux News there to point out how ungrateful you scum are.
        You're very confident for a damned soul. You might wish to check your DNA and make sure the Illuminati haven't already irreparably changed it. Prophet Mark Taylor explains:

        Originally posted by Mark Taylor, prophet of God
        I believe what happened on November 8 is the enemy has literally sent out a frequency, and it agitated and took control, basically, of those who have their DNA that was turned over to the enemy. That’s what’s happening. The Illuminati, the Freemasons, all these people, their main goal is to change the DNA of man and they’re doing it through these frequencies.
        Such disdain for President Trump could only be from the enemy, who is working with the fake-news media and Illuminati. The media broadcasts its audio at 440 Hz, which Taylor exposes as having been found to “damage your body organs” and “also changes your DNA, which is the goal of the Freemasons, the Illuminati; they want you part of that Illuminati bloodline.”

        For someone who considers himself a "freethinker," you sure are easily led.


        [link - don't pay attention to the source, it's the audio you want to hear]
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          So, say I have $1000, and I give you a quarter because your now-homeless family hasn't eaten a warm meal in a couple of weeks. No, not a quarter of $1000 (being $250), but 25 actual cents (same ratio of 4 billion to 1 million).
          I take that as a blasphemous comment referencing our Savior's parable of the Widow's Mite.

          However, you can't buy yourself into heaven by being disloyal to your President:
          M't:20:25: But Jesus called them unto him, and said, Ye know that the princes of the Gentiles exercise dominion over them, and they that are great exercise authority upon them. [This speaks of pre-Independence days]
          M't:20:26: But it shall not be so among you: but whosoever will be great among you, let him be your minister; [and this describes current America and Mr Trump]
          M't:20:27: And whosoever will be chief among you, let him be your servant:

          And this is all he is trying to do - to help those who, at this hour, require help. He does not have a stock of dry towels; He does not have supplies of dehydrated food; Landover is shipping waterproof Bibles and have mobilized Prayer Warriors; Churches are opening their doors, if the wood has not warped them shut, and the people's faith in God is more than enough, for the Lord sends no more than they can bear.

          And you sit there, dry and warm, and have not even given that quarter...
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            I take that as a blasphemous comment referencing our Savior's parable of the Widow's Mite.

            . . .the Lord sends no more than they can bear.

            And you sit there, dry and warm, and have not even given that quarter...
            I'm sure Mr. Much could manage to forgo at least one mug of beer in order to contribute 25 cents to the victims of Harvey.
            = 50 cents
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              ...And you sit there, dry and warm, and have not even given that quarter...
              They don't want your money, blankets, food, etc., they want prayers: https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show....php?p=1218877

              And as Jesus won't hear my prayers: https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=60117

              So, um, blessings of Cthulu upon them?

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              • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                Donald Trump is not responsible because some bitch disgraced her husband!
                Court records: Wife of Trump Org ethics attorney arrested after tryst with Fauquier inmate
                An ongoing investigation into “suspicious” activity in the back seat of a car involving an inmate trustee at the Fauquier County jail led to the Tuesday arrest of Teresa Jo Burchfield, the wife of an ethics attorney to President Donald Trump’s business organization.

                Burchfield, 53, is married to Bobby R. Burchfield, a partner at Washington’s King and Spalding, who was appointed as an independent ethics advisor to the Donald J. Revocable Trust in January.

                Burchfield, a longtime Republican attorney, served as counsel to President George W. Bush in the 2000 Florida recount.

                Teresa Jo Burchfield was arrested Tuesday afternoon in a parking lot adjacent to the Fauquier County Adult Detention Center after deputies found her in the backseat of a car with an inmate/trustee at the jail, according to sheriff’s office Sgt. James Hartman.

                Burchfield and the 23-year-old inmate were having sex in the car, according to a criminal complaint filed at Fauquier County General District Court.

                "The defendant was caught in the backseat of her vehicle with an inmate...," Dept. J. B. Thorpe wrote in Burchfield's criminal complaint. "When the inmate exited the vehicle, he handed me a bag of brown pills (capsules), that he claims to be workout pills."

                After the two were discovered, the inmate, Hartman said, was found in possession of cigarettes, clothes, vitamin supplements and other “unauthorized articles alleged to have been obtained from the female.”
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Donald Trump is not responsible because some bitch disgraced her husband!
                  I KNOW! They just threw in the mention of her third or fourth degree connection to Trump 'cause they knew people's evil ears would perk up.


                  It's all about ratings and view-counts. The media doesn't appreciate how Trump is saving our nation on a daily basis. Good news doesn't sell newspapers; bad news does. And it has to be spectacularly bad because nobody buys newspapers anymore unless they have a birdcage that needs to be lined.


                  As far as the Lamestream Media is concerned everything is horrible. Only those with eyes to see can perceive how great everything really is, including how dapper Trump is in his new presidential suit.


                  Matthew 13:16
                  But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear.
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    I would let Jesus tickle my ***lewd language depicting the anus removed by moderator***

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                      Why the H*LL does Donald Trump need an ethics lawyer??? Sounds like a liberal political correctness busybody. I'm not surprized he turns out to be a total fake RINO cuck. #fired

                      The wife of a lawyer in charge of overseeing ethics in President Trump’s business trust was arrested outside a Virginia jail—with an inmate in her backseat.


                      “The defendant was caught in the backseat of her vehicle with an inmate," according to a criminal complaint obtained by the Fauquier Times. "When the inmate exited the vehicle, he handed me a bag of brown pills (capsules), that he claims to be workout pills."
                      The inmate, who told police he and Burchfield had been having sex, also had other contraband items on his person, including cigarettes and vitamin supplements, according to the complaint. The inmate told investigators that he and Burchfield had been meeting for a month.
                      Would this woman have sex with prisoners in the parking lot? (yes)
                      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                      • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        <<<explicative deleted>>> is this <<<explicative deleted>>> Trump is a <<<explicative deleted>>> lollike all of you have a good day
                        Last edited by Basilissa; 09-11-2017, 09:43 PM. Reason: keeping the forum clean for Jesus

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                        • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          Originally posted by Patootie View Post
                          <<<explicative deleted>>> is this <<<explicative deleted>>> Trump is a <<<explicative deleted>>> lollike all of you have a good day
                          You have a good day, as well Cutie Patootie! Make sure to start reading the Bible so you learn all about Jesus and feel super sparkly happy instead of grumpy dumpy mean.
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                          Guns For God and the Economy

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                          • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            I read this:

                            Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims

                            President Trump on Sunday dedicated a golf trophy to the victims of recent powerful hurricanes that tore through Texas, Florida and Puerto Rico, all the while defending the government's response to the disasters.
                            "On behalf of all of the people of Texas, and all of the people — if you look today and see what is happening, how horrible it is but we have it under really great control — Puerto Rico and the people of Florida who have really suffered over this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them," the president said.
                            "And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love — a part of our great state, really part of our great nation," he continued.

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                            Trump's remarks were made as he presented the trophy to U.S. captain Steve Strickler following the Presidents Cup golf tournament in New Jersey.

                            Trump tweeted out a video of him presenting the trophy later Sunday.
                            The report continues:
                            The Trump administration has been under fire for allegedly failing to do enough to help Puerto Rico as a majority of its 3.4 million residents struggle with widespread power outages, collapsed infrastructure and ongoing shortages of water and supplies in Hurricane Maria's wake.
                            Personally, as Landover has been contracted to provide Prayer Warriors, I see this as a tremendously helpful action directly affecting the lives of so many Texans and Puerto Ricans, and there is little more than could be done.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              Just one thing: Mr Trump NEVER jokes.

                              'The New Yorker' discusses what it considers the dangers of Vice President Mike Pence taking the reins if the critics were to actually get their way.



                              I would prefer stoning, it is more biblical. But we cannot deny this is a huge step forward!
                              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                              • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                                Just one thing: Mr Trump NEVER jokes.

                                'The New Yorker' discusses what it considers the dangers of Vice President Mike Pence taking the reins if the critics were to actually get their way.



                                I would prefer stoning, it is more biblical. But we cannot deny this is a huge step forward!
                                Trump may have misunderstood Pence. The only hangings I recall from the Bible are in the book of Esther--when it was a Persian method of capital punishment, and that of Judas Iscariot--who was so steeped in sin that he not only betrayed Our Beloved Lord, but he also committed suicide AND used a non-kosher method. He may have felt sorta bad about what he had done, but if he had really repented, he would have stoned himself, which is the Biblical way to go--for individual judgments of captial punishment, that is.


                                For mass capital punishment, God has used flood, fire and brimstone, plagues, earthquakes, angels, and when He's really busy, He delegates and has His followers put people to the sword.


                                Stoning everybody in an entire village, or tribe or city would take a lot of work with a lot of stones. Unless . . . would using one really big stone to crush a whole lot of people at once be an acceptable alternative? I will have to pray and consult the Bible closely on this. Of course, if I get confused or overwhelmed, I can always ask a pastor!
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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