Dungeons and Dragons turns men into homers

[Nobar King]

I agree...I'm a hardcore gamer and have been playing games since the PONG days. I am 34 and have never wanted to do violence towards anyone because of a game. Society is quick to blam video games for any kind of violence and yet no one blames how the person was brought up. Heck during the Collumbine massacre parents blamed video games..the question I had for those parents is... not what your kids were doing when playing video games, but what YOU were doing when your kids were making pipe bombs in the basement. I also play D&D... in fact it was gaming that kept me and my friends away from drugs. WHY?... um let's see now...we were sitting in chairs around a table and gaming....no girls wanted to be with us...and we were safe within the walls of my home. I still play ...in fact tonight I am playing D&D. So this site is so full of falsehoods about other religions. Talk about wolve's in sheeps clothing....

Another reason you mother keeps telling you not to play D&D is because it degrades your cognitive abilities. Did you ever think that these chicks don't want to hang out with you because you're an idiot?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Another reason you mother keeps telling you not to play D&D is because it degrades your cognitive abilities. Did you ever think that these chicks don't want to hang out with you because you're an idiot?

This is something all reasonable minded Christians agree on; playing D&D turns you into a atheist retard who sits around all day making sarcastic comments on the internets and drawing dirty pictures. Jesus does not want young men turning into bearded, perverted slobs. D&D should be band in America and the people who make the games imprisoned.

America was not made the great nation it is by a bunch nerds with no social skills!

[Liam Joseph Donovan]

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Gary Gygex, the creator of the game is dead. he died of a heart attack.

[Brother Temperance]

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Gary Gygex, the creator of the game is dead. he died of a heart attack.

Praise Jesus, we already have a whole thread on it here. Just for your information, I've never invented a homer trolldemon worship game, and I've never died of a heart attack. Coincidence? I think not.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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D&D turns men into homers! That's an understatement. Dungeons and Dragons breeds Satanism more like it.

My library is extensive. Allow me to quote from the Official Dungeons and Dragons Unearthed Arcana by Gary Gygax first edition 1985.

Page 119, Shargaas God of the Orcs.
Shargaas the Night Lord lives in a tremendous cavern system below the fiery plain of one of the levels of Ghehenna. It is said that his caves extend infinitely, and are darker than the blackest night....

Need I go on!

These works are a literal library of Demonology.

In fact I have had witches confess this as the source of their satanism under torture...um I mean gentle persuasion.

[Cecil_Widowmaker]

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D&D turns men into homers! That's an understatement. Dungeons and Dragons breeds Satanism more like it.

My library is extensive. Allow me to quote from the Official Dungeons and Dragons Unearthed Arcana by Gary Gygax first edition 1985.

Need I go on!

These works are a literal library of Demonology.

In fact I have had witches confess this as the source of their satanism under torture...um I mean gentle persuasion.

ah.. yes, but do you realize why they have written stories about the demon lords? these stories are written for those who actually give a damn about a backstory about the things that they kill... Gygax was a genius... he created a world so intense and in depth that it has made at least 3 million dollars... probably more... why is it that you attack and flame everything that you do not understand?

[Cecil_Widowmaker]

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i apologize for my double posts but D&D does not decrease ones cognitive abilities... in fact it requires more math than most classromms now a days... you have to choose which weapon or ability is best for the situation, calculate the distance from your character to the enemy, roll the dice to hit, calculate based on the agility and your roll total whether or not you hit, then roll for damage if you hit, add up the damage roll total, then calculate that based on the defense of the enemy, which amounts to damage taken by the creature/enemy

[Mad European]

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Do not worry people, the D&D generation of today probably won't exist within 50 years as they will all die out because no women want to be with them. Why on earth would you want to study a fake world that some loser guy has come up with where you run around rolling dice, when you can look at the amazing world we live in today, full with problems and people that need help and full of amazing creatures that we can only begin to understand. yare not grateful for the world you have been given, you would rather live in a false world of dice rolling and spots.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Do not worry people, the D&D generation of today probably won't exist within 50 years as they will all die out because no women want to be with them. Why on earth would you want to study a fake world that some loser guy has come up with where you run around rolling dice, when you can look at the amazing world we live in today, full with problems and people that need help and full of amazing creatures that we can only begin to understand. yare not grateful for the world you have been given, you would rather live in a false world of dice rolling and spots.

And what kind of a "real" world what that be Mr Maduro? One with magical monkeys that give birth to humans? Darwinist live in just as much fantasy as D&D players.

[Cecil_Widowmaker]

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i must agree with Mr. Maduro... this world is a wonderful place... but, what if D&D kept people out of drugs, real violence and out of the negativities of this world? ever think about that? it may also be there way to vent... what do you guys do to vent frustrations?

[Bobby-Joe]

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i must agree with Mr. Maduro... this world is a wonderful place... but, what if D&D kept people out of drugs, real violence and out of the negativities of this world? ever think about that? it may also be there way to vent... what do you guys do to vent frustrations?

Pray. Clean my rifles.

[Mad European]

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There may be several different theories as to how this world got here and where we are from, some think we were put here by god others thing we are monkeys, but we cannot deny that this world actually exists, D&D does not exist in the slightest, even if you do get idiots who dress up and pretend it is.

There are better ways to avoid drugs than playing D&D, which is not great for social skills. Negativities in this world cannot be avoided, they will always be there, you can't hide behind a board game and pretend they are not. You can avoid getting involved with them by just having some willpower, its not too hard to do. The problems are never going to be solved if a load of people ignore them and start playing D&D, you have to get into them to solve them.

[Bobby-Joe]

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There may be several different theories as to how this world got here and where we are from, some think we were put here by god others thing we are monkeys, but we cannot deny that this world actually exists, D&D does not exist in the slightest, even if you do get idiots who dress up and pretend it is.

There are better ways to avoid drugs than playing D&D, which is not great for social skills. Negativities in this world cannot be avoided, they will always be there, you can't hide behind a board game and pretend they are not. You can avoid getting involved with them by just having some willpower, its not too hard to do. The problems are never going to be solved if a load of people ignore them and start playing D&D, you have to get into them to solve them.

The only problem you need to worry about solving is whether you are going to burn in a lake of fire. D&D and Darwin arn't going to save you from that.

[Mad European]

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When did i ever say I believed Darwin's theory of evolution? And i don't play D&D, im very much against it.

[Cecil_Widowmaker]

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ah so you are against imagination as well? everything is as it is imagined by the human psyche to be. nothing is truly proven in this world because the human mind only beleives what it thinks is the truth... some beleive that we all evolved from monkeys, whereas others beleive we were created by a single mighty being, there is actually a cult that beleives in the "flying spaghetti monster". nobody can prove that any of them exist so thusly any arguments about religion, beleifs, or anything for that matter is pointless and null because most people believe what they beleive and noone can change that