[SUV]

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Well only Landover children, True christian kids are going to hell.

What? Why do you try to twist Christian Teachings around in order to express your insane Hatred of our Godly President?

[revrggreen]

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Well only Landover children, True christian kids are going to hell.

Oh dear.... guess who's going to Hell with all the negros! Soon she'll be a baked potatoe-head!

[JennyD]

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It does sound really bad, though. Considering the Big Dry in Australia and the oncoming glacial inundation of the northern Ural area, one would be insane to not think that the hand of god had any influence here.

That was just a Wikipedia page, Brother Nobar. Is there some article somewhere about this Ural area about to be glaciated?

[Dancing With Myself]

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We're already counting the days till' the end of time? It's only been about 6,000 years according to Christians.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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We're already counting the days till' the end of time? It's only been about 6,000 years according to Christians.

As you are clear bereft of all knowledge, let me show you The Word of God:

2Pe:3:7: But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
2Pe:3:8: But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
2Pe:3:9: The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
2Pe:3:10: But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
2Pe:3:11: Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
2Pe:3:12: Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
2Pe:3:13: Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness.

Man hath but a short time upon earth and his days are suffering and misery.

Now from the beginning of the earth to the coming of The Messaih was ~4000 years (or 4 days to God) and now we are some 2000 years since the Resurrection. Thus we look, with hope unto the 2nd coming and end of days. When, through Salvation by Christ, we will ascend unto Heaven. (Whilst the likes of you will boil, flesh stripped, in a Pit of boiling brimstone as devils execute your worst nightmares and beyond upon your foul soul.)

May I interest you in becoming a True Christian™?

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Expect to see many two-headed sheep births, foreheads with the symbol of the Beastmaster, and frogs raining from the skies in the days leading up to the Demoncrat Convention. I expect Jesus will return to shepard the saved up to heaven before a Nigra is allowed to run for Commander-in-Chief of God's Chosen Country. I am putting my affairs in order as we speak.

[JennyD]

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Brother Worthington, the end may come well before the Demoncratic National Cornholevention!

Riots will begin soon, and the decline of so-called "civilization". Just look, a new record!

NEW YORK (AP) - Gasoline and crude oil jumped to new records Thursday, with gas rising 3 cents to an average national price of nearly $3.65 a gallon and oil crossing $124 a barrel for the first time.

Praise Jesus, the end is a-near!

I do assume we have plenty of food and fuel stored up in Freehold to last until the Rapture?

[Marshall]

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A black man and a woman are being seriously considered for the President of The United States. Presidentress or Da Prez?

Islam is now the worlds largest cult surpassing the Catholics. Now instead of possibly being raped for the Pope, our children can look forward to being beheaded for Satan.

Bad things are brewing.

[JennyD]

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But wait, there's good news!

While watching Fox News, I saw an ad from API, the American Petroleum Institute (www.api.org), promoting their exciting new website, www.energytomorrow.org.

This website declares that there are 112 billion barrels of "technically recoverable oil" within the United States! That's enough to power 60 million cars for 60 years!

So, you see, we're not likely to run out of oil any time soon. We just need to retire three out of every four cars in the United States right now (there are over 240 million cars on the road at present), and we'll be good for gasoline until 2068!

Of course, that will be reduced a little bit, as it doesn't include diesel for trucks, asphalt (roads, roofing), heating oil, jet fuel, plastics production, fertilizer production, etc. As the table here shows, only about 40% of petroleum use in the US is for powering automobiles. So, that means 40% of 60 years = 24 years. 2032.

That's a looooooooong ways away, well after the Rapture!

Here's where API says the US oil is! And the stuff hasn't even been discovered yet!