[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

Ah so, Alas, I'm not into married women, situations like that are way to problematic to begin with. Sorry SUV.

Snottyduck, I implore you! How about if I go...secular... and admit to being..........divorced

It'll only be for a little while - until we join our gas masks together

Sister SUV, you are so sweet and naive....Can't you see what he's trying to tell you?

The guy is queer for waterfowl!

Sorry to break it to you, but someone had to...

[snottyduck]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

Sister SUV, you are so sweet and naive....Can't you see what he's trying to tell you?

The guy is queer for waterfowl!

Sorry to break it to you, but someone had to...

Me queer?? Not likely. Don't reflect your frustrations on me dear pastor.

[SUV]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

Snottyduck, I've not known any of Pastor Ezekiel's teachings to be inCorrect.

But just in case he's mistaken about the "waterfowl" perversion....



Look! I've gone and bought me some of that black Gothic "Clothing!"

Now, Hon, does this give you any ideas? And on those festive occasions when I might "lighten up, Sandra Baby!" a little bit:



If so, think of all the Family fun we can have!:



3 more days to go, plus what's left of today! Snottyduck, please don't consign me to being an unMarried woman and the next
"Dora Denkins" of Landover Baptist Church!!!

[snottyduck]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

Snottyduck, I've not known any of Pastor Ezekiel's teachings to be inCorrect.

But just in case he's mistaken about the "waterfowl" perversion....



Look! I've gone and bought me some of that black Gothic "Clothing!"

Now, Hon, does this give you any ideas? And on those festive occasions when I might "lighten up, Sandra Baby!" a little bit:



If so, think of all the Family fun we can have!:



3 more days to go, plus what's left of today! Snottyduck, please don't consign me to being an unMarried woman and the next
"Dora Denkins" of Landover Baptist Church!!!

So this is what you consider to be Goth clothing?? Dear, I should really take you to a Gothparty, then you would see what Goth clothing is all about. I can see these people misguided you completly so maybe you should start listening to people who really know what Goth is al about, people like me for instance. At least I won't tell you any lies.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

At least I won't tell you any lies.

But you left her at the alter. You BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

[SUV]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

He has 3 more days to pony up, Sister Thumper. But yes - you can bet I am already waiting at the Altar!!!

"Where there's Life, there's Hope."

If you don't mind my asking: Any action on Pastor Ezekiel's part yet? Maybe if I get him to Preach the Solemnities for me & S.D. why,
you can jump Right in and yell "I do!" and there ya go!

It might be a good idea to first get him in the mood with Dickens Cider

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

Sister SUV, is it possible the Department of Faith can help ensure that this "Pastor" Kenneth ends his besmirching of the Lord's good name?

He is already dead to the Lord for his sinful, adulterous ways.

[snottyduck]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

He has 3 more days to pony up, Sister Thumper. But yes - you can bet I am already waiting at the Altar!!!

"Where there's Life, there's Hope."

If you don't mind my asking: Any action on Pastor Ezekiel's part yet? Maybe if I get him to Preach the Solemnities for me & S.D. why,
you can jump Right in and yell "I do!" and there ya go!

It might be a good idea to first get him in the mood with Dickens Cider

You seem to forget that I already have a girlfriend. Didn't you know??

[Brother Temperance]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

You seem to forget that I already have a girlfriend. Didn't you know??

Waterfowl don't count, you sick duck!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Dont' you worry Sister Sue! When I get my hands on that snotty lil bastard I'm going to duct-tape him to the wall!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

So this is what you consider to be Goth clothing?? Dear, I should really take you to a Gothparty, then you would see what Goth clothing is all about. I can see these people misguided you completly so maybe you should start listening to people who really know what Goth is al about, people like me for instance. At least I won't tell you any lies.

Your father is satan, the father of lies. That's all you unsaved scum know how to do. That's also the reason why you reject Christ.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Wide-Open]

Re: !

Dont' you worry Sister Sue! When I get my hands on that snotty lil bastard I'm going to duct-tape him to the wall!

Amen Sister. If he doesn't show up in the next three days, I'll hire one of these duck killers and pay him a visit in his fictional country.

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[Centenial]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod.
I don't need ticks & chiggers & chinks & niggers & Tories & Whiggers swarming all over The Bridal Bouquet

How can you have the nerve to say those words?
That is a big heap of racism right there. I would never say anything like that.

[SUV]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

How can you have the nerve to say those words?
That is a big heap of racism right there. I would never say anything like that.

You just did, by proxy. Yah-yah!

Oh.my.JESUS. The rest of today, then only 2 more days in June. And only roughly about 180 days left to Christmas Shop

Thank you, Brothers and Sisters, for your support. Please keep up the skeer. Yes, Snottyduck: WATERFOWL DO NOT COUNT!!!!!

I don't think PimplePee-PeeZilla is even Available any more now, either

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: OH.MY.GOD.

proxy

OMG Sister that is the answer PROXY. We can get him to marry you by PROXY....even if it isn't his own voice, if you know what I mean.......