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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6574

    #1

    KATRINA: a name that shall live in infamy

    Katrina. It used to be a wonderful female name, evoking cats, ballerinas, and Kit-Kat bars melting in your mouth. I've always wanted to name a daughter Katrina, and I've never met a Katrina I didn't like....

    Until now.

    Gentlemen, meet Katrina Darrell, the latest pop sensation, whose songs are about - well, let's face it, nobody pays any attention to her songs. They pay attention to THIS: (children, people with heart conditions, the mentally infirm and women are urged to stop reading at this point!)

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    This is just a warning of what's coming up. The next photo will be full-size:

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    It gets worse - following Micheal Jackson's lead, the has had a skin-color change. It seems she was origionally one of THOSE PEOPLE. LOOK AT HER FACEBOOK PAGE!

    Nobody ever expected that something with a gentle name like "Katrina" could do something so horrible. Her first album, called "American Idol" is exactly as the title suggests - she wants to be worshipped as a false God.

    Already, the web is overflowing with Katrina Darrell upskirt pics, Katrina Darrell nipple slip videos, Katrina Darrell secret sex tapes, Katrina Darrell fakes, lesbian makeout photos, all in high-definition, free download and so on and so on. Here's a link to a video of Katrina Darrell being gangbanged, there's a pic of Katrina Darrell stripping down into nude nakedness, my friends the madness has no end.

    Women, if your name is Katrina, I urge you to change it right now. "Christina" would be a good choice. And men, never name a daughter Katrina. That once-innocent name has now been ruined forever.

    Katrina Darrell NUDE, UPSKIRT, NAKED, NIPPLE, ILLEGAL, SECRET SEX VIDEO, FLASHING, BUTT, BUTTCRACK, catrina deryll, katina derel, katrina derrall, darrel, darell, tina darrell SARAH PALIN NUDE, OLSON TWINS LESBIAN OLSEN GIRLS
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-12-2009, 02:00 PM.
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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: KATRINA: a name that shall live in infamy

    The devil himself is responsible for American Idol. It's the easiest way to access the most people because they are so stupid that they will fall for some no-talent mid 20-s stripper if she wears a skimpy bathing suit and stands like a nympho-lolita with her toes pointed inwards in her disgusting stripper shoes.

    Hey, Katrina, they call them bathing suits for a reason. You're supposed to wear them to the pool or the beach. I suspect that she knows that. I wonder what else she's willing to do to get on TV?

    There's something strange going on in that bikini. It looks like the devil himself:
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    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
       
      • Jun 2007
      • 6574

      #3
      Re: KATRINA: a name that shall live in infamy

      Thanks to the sharp eyes and skilled photo enhancement of Brother Nobar, we have uncovered a hidden demon! By using the "demon detection" filter in JesOS-compatable photoshop, you can see the previously invisible face of Satan, as he sinks his fangs into the hoo-hoo of Katrina Darrell!

      Sorry I didn't post this earlier, but I have spent hours analyzing the face of Satan, burning it into my memory so I can recognize him if he tries to infiltrate our Church.
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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: KATRINA: a name that shall live in infamy

        Satan finally unmasks him self on national TV. Is there any surprise he chooses to reveal his face on a harlot's mommy cave?? Tribulation an rapture is near. The Chosen Elect will get off this horrible would on the bright shaft of Jesus' love while the damned will go down into the dank inferno of Satan's pit.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151

          #5
          Re: KATRINA: a name that shall live in infamy

          If you look below Satan's right fang you can see where she did not get the spray on tan quite right.


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: KATRINA: a name that shall live in infamy

            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
            If you look below Satan's right fang you can see where she did not get the spray on tan quite right.
            If that were only so Brother.

            Clearly that is a scar from were Satan's sulfur demon spunk burned her wicked flesh during gay sex in a prelude to the punishment that awaits this Katrina harlot in hell. Buying using Katrina's neither regions to spread his message Satan has mocked the burning bush God used to deliver His laws to Moses with. This Katrina is the reward for wickedness brothers, praise Jesus He has delivered us from her.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • 4chanisgreat
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2009
              • 1

              #7
              Re: KATRINA: a name that shall live in infamy

              awesome.

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