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  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #1

    Praise Jesus!

    Jeremiah 31:31 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah:

    This verse seems appropriate.

    YIC
    Brother V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #2
    Verily, Brother V, we have come into the land whither God hast sent us, and surely it floweth with milk and honey.


    (with a tip of the Lord's crucifix to Pastor P for making it happen)
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    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Mat 25:34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

      Shout glory!
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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      • Cueball

        #4
        Why, I'm so overjoyed to see that the forum has returned... Only my timing in becoming a new member wasn't very good, but at least I was able to get registered without any trouble this time around.

        Now I wonder how soon those secular heathens will register here, then attempt to force me onto the road to damnation? My only complaint was that the last forum went down before I could type up my biggest issue with $cientologists.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Originally posted by Brother V View Post
          Jeremiah 31:31 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah:

          This verse seems appropriate.

          YIC
          Brother V
          Amen Brother V.

          A most appropriate post.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Clearly like the Israelites of old God had lead His chosen elect to a new Promised Land! PRAISE!
            Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 09-13-2006, 08:50 PM. Reason: spelling errors make Jesus weep

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

            Hot Must ReadThreads!


            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #7
              Prrrrrrraise!

              (I think. I'm doing this to see how my Icon looks on this board.)

              SUV

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Glory!

                PRAISE HIM!!!!!

                I have made it to the Land of Milk and Honey!
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                • MoonFlower
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 522

                  #9
                  mmmmmm....milk and honey. yummy!
                  You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                  • Brother_Mike
                    True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 105

                    #10
                    GLORY to the HIGHEST!
                    Me
                    Got Jesus?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Praise His Sweet Blood! Thank you Jesus for providing me with a new, improved opportunity to rebuke unsaved heathen scum.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Praise His Sweet Blood! Thank you Jesus for providing me with a new, improved opportunity to rebuke unsaved heathen scum.
                        Praise His holy name that He has given us a new opportunity to preach the Holy Scripture.

                        All of it.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #13
                          Praise Him!
                          Let us pray this holy forum will be blessed.

                          "Look down from thy holy habitation, from heaven, and bless thy people Israel, and the land which thou hast given us, as thou swarest unto our fathers, a land that floweth with milk and honey."
                          Deuteronomy 26:15
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2026
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            Praise Him!
                            Let us pray this holy forum will be blessed.

                            That's one thing our Heavenly Forum will never have to do.
                            We are already at the top of God's listing for his 100 favourite Websites.


                            Numbers 23:20
                            Behold, I have received commandment to bless: and he hath blessed; and I cannot reverse it.

                            Numbers 24:9
                            He couched, he lay down as a lion, and as a great lion: who shall stir him up? Blessed is he that blesseth thee, and cursed is he that curseth thee.

                            Deuteronomy 7:14
                            Thou shalt be blessed above all people: there shall not be male or female barren among you, or among your cattle.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • SalvationSeeker
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3892

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                              That's one thing our Heavenly Forum will never have to do.
                              We are already at the top of God's listing for his 100 favourite Websites.


                              Numbers 23:20
                              Behold, I have received commandment to bless: and he hath blessed; and I cannot reverse it.

                              Numbers 24:9
                              He couched, he lay down as a lion, and as a great lion: who shall stir him up? Blessed is he that blesseth thee, and cursed is he that curseth thee.

                              Deuteronomy 7:14
                              Thou shalt be blessed above all people: there shall not be male or female barren among you, or among your cattle.

                              Yes, you're right. We don't have to, or need to do it, but there is nothing wrong with praying anyways, is it?

                              After all, the holy KJV1611 says we must pray, and pray all the time:

                              "Pray without ceasing."
                              1 Thessalonians 5:17

                              Praise!
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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