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Chester the Molester lane is one:
Kids especially shouldn't go there at night.
Any other places that are risky?
Kids especially shouldn't go there at night.Any other places that are risky?
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Re: Places where children shouldn't go alone:
Besides the fact that it mocks the Rising of our Lord, taking your kid to see the Easter Bunny might not be the best idea!
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These seem to be places that those caring for minors may wish to avoid:Attached Filessigpic
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DON'T TAKE YOUR CHILDREN DISNEYLAND. SATAN WORKS THERE!!!
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.Comment
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Public Schools
Book Stores/Libraries
Music Stores
The InternetComment
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That's an excellent list, Abraham, but you forgot one place where our precious little ones must never go. Las Vegas. Also Europe.Originally posted by Abraham View Postsigpic
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I feel so foolish. I pray I remember all of these things when God blesses me with children.Originally posted by Larry Lee View PostComment
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Re: Places where children shouldn't go alone:
Santa's lap
Places where Catholics congregate
Parks
Swimming pools
The Phillipines
Broadway Theaters
Off Broadway Theaters
Places where Broadway showtunes might be sung
Museums
Bus stations
Carnivals
Public beaches
Malls
Places where art might be displayed
Indian casinos
Abercrombie and Fitch
Steel mills
State and/or National Forests
Historical sites
Truck stop washrooms
The Grand Canyon
The GapComment
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Re: Places where children shouldn't go alone:
Umm, excuse me, but you photoshopped his head on backwards...Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View PostDON'T TAKE YOUR CHILDREN DISNEYLAND. SATAN WORKS THERE!!!
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Satan IS backwards!!!Originally posted by Andythelordlover View Post
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View PostSatan IS backwards!!!
Then why is his head the only thing that's backwards?Comment
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Why are you an insipid small pile of defecation?Originally posted by Andythelordlover View Post
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Why are you insulting me? I only asked a simple question, I'm not looking for a fight.Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View PostWhy are you an insipid small pile of defecation?Comment
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Because you are a smart aleck.Originally posted by Andythelordlover View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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