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  • #31
    Re: Christians and Cannabis

    the alternative
    PS Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.
    This guy is totally wasted. One does not need the light of wisdom and virtue. All one needs is Jesus. All i can do on my end is to pray for this poor ignorant Dope Head. Hopefully some of the Landover Baptist Church's senior members can convince Dope Head the path he is on is the path to Hell before it's to late.

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    • #32
      Re: Christians and Cannabis

      Marijuana is not physically addictive.

      Marijuana does not cost a lot.

      It is costing the good ol' Christian USA more money while marijuana is illegal, while they can have more church funding if marijuana becomes as legal as alcohol.

      As a homosexual, I strongly urge all of you to find definite facts about marijuana, and indeed, anything at all, before you post on this forum.

      Lying is a sin.

      God be with you.

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      • #33
        Re: Christians and Cannabis

        Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
        the alternative

        This guy is totally wasted. One does not need the light of wisdom and virtue. All one needs is Jesus. All i can do on my end is to pray for this poor ignorant Dope Head. Hopefully some of the Landover Baptist Church's senior members can convince Dope Head the path he is on is the path to Hell before it's to late.
        Can you tell me why I am going to hell?
        How is it Christlike to call me a "poor ignorant Dope Head"?
        Are you a Christian (one who conducts themselves in a Christlike manner)?
        Did Jesus talk to people like this?
        Do you have a point of view about Christians and Cannabis or are you here just to insult me?
        I want to talk about the forum subject.
        May GOD bless you and your whole entire family. Jeremy
        PS The water a cow laps turns into milk.
        The water a snake licks changes into poison.
        What do things that you touch turn into?

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        • #34
          Re: Christians and Cannabis

          things that I touch remiain as they are

          except they have fingerprints now

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          • #35
            Re: Christians and Cannabis

            Just to let you guys know, I am not pushing dope on God's least favourite forum. Pushing dope would be encouraging people to try it. I am only advising that CERTAIN PEOPLE (you know who you are) not make fools of themselves by claiming various incorrect facts, which would ruin your whole argument. If you are helping someone with math, and you state that 2+2=5, which it obviously does not, people are not going to trust your opinions on math.

            Likewise, if you claim that Marijuana is physically addictive, which any reasonable and sane person would research and discover that it is not from scientific and christian studies, your opinion is of very little worth to anyone.

            God's Love be with all of us, except idiots.

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            • #36
              Re: Christians and Cannabis

              Originally posted by cleanloverofmen View Post
              It is costing the good ol' Christian USA more money while marijuana is illegal, while they can have more church funding if marijuana becomes as legal as alcohol.
              The old It-Costs-Money-So-Let's-Legalize-It argument. You know what you say can be applied to murder as well. After all, it costs the US alot money to investigate, arrest, prosecute, incarcerate, and execute murderers. Why, we would save all this money if we just made murder legal!

              As a homosexual, I strongly urge all of you to find definite facts about marijuana, and indeed, anything at all, before you post on this forum.
              What does your abominational deathstyle have anything to do with marijuana?

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • #37
                Re: Christians and Cannabis

                Originally posted by filthyloverofmen View Post
                As a homosexual, I strongly urge all of you to find definite facts about marijuana, and indeed, anything at all, before you post on this forum.
                More proof than the cannabis toke pipes are an invention of Satan. If they were Godly, this sodomite would hate them.
                Originally posted by the alternative View Post
                Did Jesus talk to people like this?
                Yes.
                Originally posted by filthyloverofmen View Post
                things that I touch remiain as they are

                except they have fingerprints now
                That's actually the first sensible thing you've said since you got here. Well done, my perverted friend, you officially make more sense than your stoned buddy.
                Originally posted by filthyloverofmen View Post
                If you are helping someone with math, and you state that 2+2=5, which it obviously does not, people are not going to trust your opinions on math.
                Friend, if God says that 2+2=5, then I believe Him.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #38
                  Re: Christians and Cannabis

                  Originally posted by the alternative View Post
                  Why douse marijuana anger you so much
                  I'm not angry, I'm Saved(tm).
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Christians and Cannabis

                    Dear cleanloverofmen,

                    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

                    Reason: Saying we don't know our facts
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                    No one on here has the facts twisted around except you. You are making baseless accusations and accusing us of not knowing what we're talking about. Show more respect, homer.
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                    This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

                    Original Post:

                    Quote:
                    Just to let you guys know, I am not pushing dope on God's least favourite forum. Pushing dope would be encouraging people to try it. I am only advising that CERTAIN PEOPLE (you know who you are) not make fools of themselves by claiming various incorrect facts, which would ruin your whole argument. If you are helping someone with math, and you state that 2+2=5, which it obviously does not, people are not going to trust your opinions on math.

                    Likewise, if you claim that Marijuana is physically addictive, which any reasonable and sane person would research and discover that it is not from scientific and christian studies, your opinion is of very little worth to anyone.

                    God's Love be with all of us, except idiots.
                    All the best,
                    The Landover Baptist Church Forums



                    Originally posted by angels View Post
                    For someone who doesn't smoke the whacky baccy you sure are interested in it.
                    A few points for you to mull over.

                    1. Weed makes you paranoid, delusional, and can make a person so depressed they take their own life.
                    2. Weed is addictive, and how do you think the idiots who smoke it find the money to buy it?.
                    And 3. Being sarcastic won't endear you to the Wonderful members of this Forum. Because unless I'm very much mistaken you ARE being sarcastic in this post.

                    As you can see, I was merely stating facts in an attempt to prevent True Christians from looking foolish and speaking falsehoods.

                    It would be very helpful if you could remove this infraction, as I hope it was an honest mistake on all of our parts.

                    Also, it dismays me how you did not inform me that you had changed my name from 'cleanloverofmen' to 'filthyloverofmen', as I could not log in for a while after not knowing this fact. Pray tell, why did you do this?

                    God's Love be with you.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Christians and Cannabis

                      Originally posted by filthyloverofmen View Post
                      Also, it dismays me how you did not inform me that you had changed my name from 'cleanloverofmen' to 'filthyloverofmen', as I could not log in for a while after not knowing this fact.
                      Thank Jesus for the brief respite.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Christians and Cannabis

                        I am dismayed and unhappy at this reaction, for I have read the forum Terms of Service and it said that those who are considered Sinners but are willing to have civil and polite conversations while understanding the position of others, are welcome to hold them.

                        Nobar King, whatever you think of my gender preference, let it be moot.

                        Think of user: Angels and his/her post, and my post concerning it. Is it not a valid point?

                        If possible, I would also like to appeal for my posting downtime to be reduced from 10 minutes to at least five minutes, so that I may almost have a decent conversation with other Christians who may wish to rebuke me on my gender preference. I have much interest in discussing scripture, and this seems like an excellent forum to identify what is and is not God's True Will.

                        God's love be with you.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Christians and Cannabis

                          Originally posted by filthyloverofmen View Post

                          Nobar King, whatever you think of my gender preference, let it be moot.

                          Think of user: Angels and his/her post, and my post concerning it. Is it not a valid point?

                          God's love be with you.
                          Stop pushing your homosexual love on the good Christians of this forum. Also, shame on you for questioning the sexuality of our good friend Angels.

                          In the future, please refer to me as Mr. King.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Christians and Cannabis

                            But I did not!

                            Angels posted that Marijuana was addictive. I was informing Angels that it was not.

                            Could I please, for the love of God, have these restrictions removed? They only hinder myself in helping express my opinions, and to respond and ask questions about others. I swear that I will not push my vile homosexual love on other Christians, but I am not ready yet to give up the cock - my spirit is weak. I am looking into another church that is nearby, with a great pastor that is said to be skilled in such matters.

                            Please, sir. Mr. King. Help me.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Christians and Cannabis

                              Originally posted by filthyloverofmen View Post
                              Please, sir. Mr. King. Help me.
                              Pray that they have an internet user forum that is more lenient to fags on dope.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Christians and Cannabis

                                After reading the posts here in Landover i have come to the conclusion that all Homosexuals are Dope smokers.

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