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  • #1

    Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

    I can't believe it. They always said there was one a woman out there, created just for me, and they always said there was love at first sight, but I thought that was fairy tales....But that was before Sunday October 25 2009, the day my life changed forever....

    I can't believe I had blundered on, unaware of how you felt! I was blind! I was deaf! I was senseless! I was numb!

    Miss April! A Friend request? I DO!

    Miss April, you are my queen and godess! Your name can never do justice to you, for no springtime could have such freshness, such sweet, succulent growth, such sprouting blossoming, such abundant fragrance, such hope, such warmth! My love for you bursts like bunnies from the ground, my aboration drips like dew from april flowers, my heart glows like an April sunrise!
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  • #2
    Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

    Trent! Great to see you, pal! Have you lost weight? How are things in the Green Zone?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Trent! Great to see you, pal!
      Um, I've been doing good. I can't stick around for long because this is a public computer and the guy next to be got up and is talking to a security guard, probably about how I smell. SHOWERS DON"T GROW ON TREES ***DAMMIT!

      Have you lost weight?
      Not as much as you'd think. Strange.

      How are things in the Green Zone?
      Don't know. Haven't been there for a few months. Being discharged does that to you. You need to update my title to "Hero, Honorably Discharged"). The discharge would have been honorable if it weren't me losing those sniper scopes. Idiots. I know EXACTLY where all that sniper gear ended up.

      And here comes Mr. Jackboot. Gonna have to go now. I'm hitching my way to Freehold, anyone got a couch I can crash on? It's getting too cold for living outside.
      Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 10-25-2009, 07:19 PM. Reason: Don't use the Lord's name in vain
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      Current Project: Bedmates For Billionaires: Biblical eldercare straight from King David
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      True Christians™ believe they they exist to serve the Bible-revealed will of God.
      False Christians believe the Bible exists to serve their will. GOD IS NOT YOUR YES-MAN!

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      • #4
        Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

        Hello Trent.

        Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
        I'm hitching my way to Freehold, anyone got a couch I can crash on? It's getting too cold for living outside.
        NOT AFTER THE LAST TIME!
        My Housekeeper tried her best to get the stains out of those blankets. We ended up throwing them away.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • #5
          Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

          Brother Trent! How good to see you? I'm sure you've had offers from the Godly Mr. O'Hanley about being on his talk-show, but perhaps you'd consider some part-time graduate work? I've been studying the effects of liberalism on mice!
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          • #6
            Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

            Um

            i don't know how to put this delicately


            She sends friend requests to everyone. As far as I know that's all she does on the forum.
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            • #7
              Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

              Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
              Um

              i don't know how to put this delicately


              She sends friend requests to everyone. As far as I know that's all she does on the forum.
              THATS NOT TRUE! YOUR JUST JEALOUS SO YOU SPREAD LIES! I FEEEL HEER LOVE FOR ME! I CAN FEEL IT! ITS DESTINY
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              Current Project: Bedmates For Billionaires: Biblical eldercare straight from King David
              Goal:               $500,000 Currently raised: $0.11 DONATE NOW! Yes, we accept Biblecoins!

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              • #8
                Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                Originally posted by Mass April's page
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                YOU SLUT YOU HORE YOU PROSTITUTE YOU HARLOT YOU FILTHY DRIPPING C***

                YOU EVIL HEART_RIPPING OUT MONWSTER! YOU SADISTIC TORTUTER OF SOULS! I WILL NEVER LIVE SGAIN!!!! MY LIFE IS OVER! YOU HAVE CRUSHED MY SOUL! WHY WHY WHY ARE YOU SO CRIEL! LOVE IS JUST A GAME FOR YOU DEVOURER OF SOULS!!!!

                AFTER ALL WE"VE SHARE! AFTER ALL WE"VE BEEN THROUGH! THIS IS THE END! JUST OBLIVION! OH MY TEARS OF BLOOD!!!!
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                Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-15-2014, 02:48 PM. Reason: That word is too harsh even for Miss April
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                Current Project: Bedmates For Billionaires: Biblical eldercare straight from King David
                Goal:                 $500,000 Currently raised: $0.11 DONATE NOW! Yes, we accept Biblecoins!

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                False Christians believe the Bible exists to serve their will. GOD IS NOT YOUR YES-MAN!

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                • #9
                  Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                  Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                  THATS NOT TRUE! YOUR JUST JEALOUS SO YOU SPREAD LIES! I FEEEL HEER LOVE FOR ME! I CAN FEEL IT! ITS DESTINY
                  Trent,

                  Buddy. Times are tough for all of us. I'm sad to see that your charity thing didn't end up turning a profit. If you ask me, the real fraud and financial irregularity is the statist regulators who persecuted you out of business.

                  But there's no use living in the past. I know it was glorious when you were in the Coalition Provisional Authority, governing the lives of countless Iraqis. Then affirmative action came along and gave your job to some idiot just because he happened to be Iraqi. I feel your pain.

                  You've just got to move on. Nobody's going to bring that hajii girl back. YOu just got to live right now. Moment by moment. Take a deep breath.

                  EDIT: No you can't crash on my couch again.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                    Two timer! FLOOR FLUSHER!!!

                    Anyway.......what's this I just heard about you, giving up on our Cause in Iraq?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                      im sorry im sorry i didn't mean to hurt you it will never happen again please take me back ill make it up to you im only this passionate because i love tyou so much im sorry im sorry im sorry
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                      Current Project: Bedmates For Billionaires: Biblical eldercare straight from King David
                      Goal:                       $500,000 Currently raised: $0.11 DONATE NOW! Yes, we accept Biblecoins!

                      True Christians™ believe they they exist to serve the Bible-revealed will of God.
                      False Christians believe the Bible exists to serve their will. GOD IS NOT YOUR YES-MAN!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                        TRENT! Strange, I haven't heard you praying to God. You think there might be a slight problem with your life because YOU aren't praying? You abandon God and you deserve what you get. No pity from me.
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • #13
                          Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                          Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                          im sorry im sorry i didn't mean to hurt you it will never happen again please take me back ill make it up to you im only this passionate because i love tyou so much im sorry im sorry im sorry
                          Assuming that this was meant for me, and me being the Truest True Christian Lady this side of Mrs Betty Bowers it must have been...

                          Just what is it all that happened to cause you to be back Home so early from Iraq? Eh?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post

                            She sends friend requests to everyone. As far as I know that's all she does on the forum.
                            Well, that's not the only thing she does. She also butchers the English language, jams several short sentences into one without using punctuation, and calls everyone a troll. I honestly think that girl can't extend a thought beyond a one-liner.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                              This April girl sounds like a friendship-whore. Should I be offended for apparently being the only person on here that she has not sent a friend request to, or should I be happy for coming of lightly and escaping her whoring-friendship?

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