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  • Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

    It appears that His Unholiness the Pope is not satisfied with spreading the reign of his dark lord over only one planet. Instead, he is looking for intelligent life on other worlds to drag down to hell with him.

    From The Washington False Christian Post:

    When E.T. phones the pope

    ROME -- A little more than a half-mile from the Vatican, in a square called Campo de' Fiori, stands a large statue of a brooding monk. Few of the shoppers and tourists wandering through the fruit-and-vegetable market below may know his story; he is Giordano Bruno, a Renaissance philosopher, writer and free-thinker who was burned at the stake by the Inquisition in 1600. Among his many heresies was his belief in a "plurality of worlds" -- in extraterrestrial life, in aliens.

    Though it's a bit late for Bruno, he might take satisfaction in knowing that this week the Vatican's Pontifical Academy of Sciences is holding its first major conference on astrobiology, the new science that seeks to find life elsewhere in the cosmos and to understand how it began on Earth. Convened on private Vatican grounds in the elegant Casina Pio IV, formerly the pope's villa, the unlikely gathering of prominent scientists and religious leaders shows that some of the most tradition-bound faiths are seriously contemplating the possibility that life exists in myriad forms beyond this planet. Astrobiology has arrived, and religious and social institutions -- even the Vatican -- are taking note.

    Father Jose Funes, a Jesuit astronomer, director of the centuries-old Vatican Observatory and a driving force behind the conference, suggested in an interview last year that the possibility of "brother extraterrestrials" poses no problem for Catholic theology. "As a multiplicity of creatures exists on Earth, so there could be other beings, also intelligent, created by God," Funes explained. "This does not conflict with our faith because we cannot put limits on the creative freedom of God."
    Praise Jesus that a creationist and almost-True Christian™ was around to correct the Roman institution's misunderstanding of basic Christian principles:

    Many Protestant scholars agree with Funes, saying that the discovery of extraterrestrial life would not pose a major challenge to their faith or theology, especially if it was not intelligent or morally aware. But on the evangelical side, there is a deep concern, one reminiscent of the battles over evolution. "My theological perspective is that E.T. life would actually make a mockery of the very reason Christ came to die for our sins, for our redemption," Gary Bates, head of Atlanta-based Creation Ministries International, told me recently in a critique of the Vatican conference. Bates believes that "the entire focus of creation is mankind on this Earth" and that intelligent, morally aware extraterrestrial life would undermine that view and belief in the incarnation, resurrection and redemption drama so central to the faith. "It is a huge problem that many Christians have not really thought about," he said.
    Bates has it right: All of creation was carefully intelligently designed to support us. The lights in the firmament, far from being populated by entire civilizations of little green men, were created after the earth for the benefit of the earth and its inhabitants:

    Genesis 1:14-16: And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so. And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: [he made] the stars also.
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    Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

    That just points out how corrupt and distant from Christ these Mary worshipers truly are. If they're going to wallow in that alien nonsense, they may as well be Scientologists or Raelians.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

      So basically, near the Vatican is a statue to a monk who says he was abducted by aliens and now the Vatican are going to hold a discussion on anal probing by little green men?

      I'm sure that will advance the understanding of ineffable God... NOT!
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • #4
        Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        That just points out how corrupt and distant from Christ these Mary worshipers truly are. If they're going to wallow in that alien nonsense, they may as well be Scientologists or Raelians.

        You don't think that it is possible for God to create other life forms on other planets?

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        • #5
          Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

          Originally posted by A Mad Dog View Post
          You don't think that it is possible for God to create other life forms on other planets?
          Of course it is possible, you idiot! God can do anything and often does. BUT if there were little green men they would be in the Bible, wouldn't they?

          This is a papist plot to prepare the world for the coming of Satan (the pope's master) as per the Book of Revelation because some of them are going to look like nothing on earth.

          Re:13:2: And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
          Re:13:3: And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #6
            Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Of course it is possible, you idiot! God can do anything and often does. BUT if there were little green men they would be in the Bible, wouldn't they?

            This is a papist plot to prepare the world for the coming of Satan (the pope's master) as per the Book of Revelation because some of them are going to look like nothing on earth.

            Re:13:2: And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
            Re:13:3: And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
            I thought that the Scriptures was all about the love God has for mankind. I did not know that it was supposed talk about little green men on other planets.

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            • #7
              Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

              Originally posted by A Mad Dog View Post
              I thought that the Scriptures was all about the love God has for mankind. I did not know that it was supposed talk about little green men on other planets.
              There's something wrong with you, isn't there? From where do you get "the Scriptures was all about the love God has for mankind."? Did your read the story of the Flood? The world's population died because they weren't worshipping God enough.

              "I did not know that it was supposed talk about little green men on other planets." The Bible is not "supposed" to be restricted in anyway. It is God's (auto)Biography.

              Did you read my post or was your brain befuddled by incense?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #8
                Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

                But He did love Noah and his family, did He not? Why? Because they were living godly lives that the others did not. It only goes to show you that if you live a holy life then you are pleasing in the sight of God.

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                • #9
                  Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

                  Yes, He did love Noah, but you were talking about "the love God has for mankind." Noah was one man (plus family for crew) mankind was about 2,000,000 - they all bought the farm.

                  Thus we see a beautiful Justice rather than a universal love. This is a perfect example of the many facets of God. (Who is likened unto a diamond)

                  OK?

                  (This boy's an idiot)
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

                    What about the rest of mankind throughout the ages?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

                      Originally posted by A Mad Dog View Post
                      What about the rest of mankind throughout the ages?
                      Jesus smites them mightily on a regular basis. 30,000 a day die from lack of food alone. I suppose you're going to blame that on space aliens too?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

                        Nope. Not me.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Yes, He did love Noah, but you were talking about "the love God has for mankind." Noah was one man (plus family for crew) mankind was about 2,000,000 - they all bought the farm.

                          Thus we see a beautiful Justice rather than a universal love. This is a perfect example of the many facets of God. (Who is likened unto a diamond)

                          OK?

                          (This boy's an idiot)
                          So as you believe, Noah and his family were the only ones to survive, then how did the earth become repopulated, surely there would have been incest involved, is that not a major sin?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

                            Originally posted by Giner09 View Post
                            So as you believe, Noah and his family were the only ones to survive, then how did the earth become repopulated, surely there would have been incest involved, is that not a major sin?
                            Can you show us the Scripture that backs up your claim?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Vatican't looks beyond Earth for more altar boys to molest.

                              This is horrible news for True Christians(TM) everywhere. We are in a spiritual war right now and the thought of the Catholics getting into the untapped alien market for souls is something we cannot let happen. Just imagine a world where all of the extra-terrestrials are Catholics. E.T.: The Altar Server, Marvin the weeping statue, and Pope Alien the First (the Vatican will also consider him to be the first black Pope as well). Folks, frankly I'm terrified by this. If there is life out there beyond the moon it is up to True Christians(TM) to reach them and convert them before the Catholics can get to them.
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