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  • Love_Jeeezuz_DK
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    • Jun 2010
    • 2

    #1

    A Danes Apology

    I live in the wicked country of Denmark, and I would like to apologize on behalf of my fellow Danes for our terrible and sinful behavior.

    Please accept our deepest regrets, and bless us with a soul free of sin.
    Even in Denmark, Jesus will find true believers.

    Praise the Lord and accept Jesus Christ as your savior!
  • Choosen
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    • Jun 2010
    • 14

    #2
    Re: A Danes Apology

    Originally posted by Love_Jeeezuz_DK View Post
    I live in the wicked country of Denmark, and I would like to apologize on behalf of my fellow Danes for our terrible and sinful behavior.

    Please accept our deepest regrets, and bless us with a soul free of sin.
    Dont apologize on my behalf.. youre the sinful one. Leeching off the danish system - youre a true devil worshipper!

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    • Cranky Old Man
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      • Jan 2010
      • 22379

      #3
      Re: A Danes Apology

      Originally posted by Love_Jeeezuz_DK View Post
      I live in the wicked country of Denmark, and I would like to apologize on behalf of my fellow Danes for our terrible and sinful behavior. Please accept our deepest regrets
      Apology accepted. We are nice and forgiving people.

      and bless us with a soul free of sin
      We can not do that for you. You have to do it yourself. It's not hard to do though, just read the KJV1611 Holy Bible and do everything it says.
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      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Sister Charli
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        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #4
        Re: A Danes Apology

        may God bless Princess Mary.
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: A Danes Apology

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          It's not hard to do though, just read the KJV1611 Holy Bible and do everything it says.
          Lev 19:27 [KJV] Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. [NIV] Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.

          I see that, in the case of the above, the Cranky Old Man seems to practice he preaches unlike many of the so called true Christians here.

          Pastor Deacon Fred certainly does not follow that part of the fairy tale you all love so much.


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          • Choosen
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            • Jun 2010
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            #6
            Re: A Danes Apology

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Apology accepted. We are nice and forgiving people.

            We can not do that for you. You have to do it yourself. It's not hard to do though, just read the KJV1611 Holy Bible and do everything it says.
            WRONG. Youre not nice - americans kill people they dont like. Fact of life.

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            • Milady
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              • Jun 2010
              • 12

              #7
              Re: A Danes Apology

              I am also a dane and live so far in this entrance to Hell. I ask for your forgiveness and understanding! May God bless America!

              Sincerely

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              • Felicity
                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 4834

                #8
                Re: A Danes Apology

                @Milady Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

                If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
                I Jesus!

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #9
                  Re: A Danes Apology

                  Originally posted by Milady View Post
                  I am also a dane and live so far in this entrance to Hell. I ask for your forgiveness and understanding! May God bless America!

                  Sincerely
                  I'm afraid you'll have to repent before anyone is going to forgive you. The only forgiveness that matters is that of Jesus of course. I suggest you get a nice, leatherbound copy of the King James Bible of 1611, read it cover to cover, and do everything it says. That means you will have to get baptised of course.
                  Deuteronomy 30:8 (King James Version 1611)

                  And thou shalt return and obey the voice of the LORD, and do all his commandments which I command thee this day.
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                  • Milady
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                    • Jun 2010
                    • 12

                    #10
                    Re: A Danes Apology

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    I'm afraid you'll have to repent before anyone is going to forgive you. The only forgiveness that matters is that of Jesus of course. I suggest you get a nice, leatherbound copy of the King James Bible of 1611, read it cover to cover, and do everything it says. That means you will have to get baptised of course.
                    Deuteronomy 30:8 (King James Version 1611)

                    And thou shalt return and obey the voice of the LORD, and do all his commandments which I command thee this day.

                    I'm baptized in the Danish Church. Does that count? I have ordered a copy of KJV and am really looking forward to read it

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                    • Dirk
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                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1425

                      #11
                      Re: A Danes Apology

                      Originally posted by Milady View Post
                      I have ordered a copy of KJV and am really looking forward to read it
                      This is more like it!

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                      • Elcapitan
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                        • Jun 2010
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: A Danes Apology

                        Originally posted by Love_Jeeezuz_DK View Post
                        I live in the wicked country of Denmark, and I would like to apologize on behalf of my fellow Danes for our terrible and sinful behavior.

                        OY! Speak for yourself, some of us have worked our whole lives to be terrible and sinful...

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                        • Pastor Rune Enoe
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11680

                          #13
                          Re: A Danes Apology

                          Originally posted by Milady View Post
                          I'm baptized in the Danish Church. Does that count?
                          • Were you immersed in a baptismal pool or did a fat padre sprinkle a few drops upon your head?
                          • Was the Baptism performed by an authorized Landover pastor?
                          • Had you reached the Age of Accountability?
                          • Did you repent your sins and accept Jesus as your personal Savior?


                          Only if you can answer Yes to all these questions, have you been baptized with the Holy Spirit, and with fire. If not, you were only baptized with water.

                          Originally posted by Milady View Post
                          I have ordered a copy of KJV and am really looking forward to read it
                          This may be the best move you've ever made. Be sure to look up what God says about paedobaptism.
                          A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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