[James Dewitt]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

Turn down the boom boom stereos in your cars, people two blocks away do not need to hear it. Nigras and messicans must be deaf!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

In the case of the British that want to come here;

* I would strongly urge that if you are one of those British deviants that like to be whipped, caned, and/or buggered, just stay in Godless Britain.

* if you display the 'classic' British mincing, prancing, sniggering homo mannerisms that all of us Godly Americans loathe, just stay in Godless Britain

* if you dote on the Queen and the rest of the Royal Family, be advised, we do not cotton to that here, and you should just stay in Godless Britain

* if you think the ghastly British food is edible (Bovril, marmite, eels, faggots and mash, etc.) please note we don't have any of that homo horror food here, and you should just stay in Godless Britain.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

In the case of the British that want to come here;

* I would strongly urge that if you are one of those British deviants that like to be whipped, caned, and/or buggered, just stay in Godless Britain.

* if you display the 'classic' British mincing, prancing, sniggering homo mannerisms that all of us Godly Americans loathe, just stay in Godless Britain

* if you dote on the Queen and the rest of the Royal Family, be advised, we do not cotton to that here, and you should just stay in Godless Britain

* if you think the ghastly British food is edible (Bovril, marmite, eels, faggots and mash, etc.) please note we don't have any of that homo horror food here, and you should just stay in Godless Britain.

Thank you, Brother Griner!! You are OH so right!!!

The wimpy homo British Eurotrash deviants (such as Sir Elton John, Oscar Wilde, Sir Ian McKellen, Quentin Crisp, Freddie Mercury, Andrew Sullivan, Boy George, Hugh Grant, Joe Orton, Sir Richard Attenborough, David Beckham, Rowan Atkinson, Tony Blair, Patrick Stewart, Dame Judy Dench, George Best, Leslie Howard, Sir Paul McCartney, etc.) become aroused by eating the terrible British food. It is bordering on S&M.

P.S. I have been told that British homersexurals have a code: if you have "Sir" in front of your name, it means you're a whory bottom always ready for hot action.

[Once was lost]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

I'm not an American but I do have the privilege of living next door to God's favorite country. Thank you Jesus for that gift.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

* if you dote on the Queen and the rest of the Royal Family, be advised, we do not cotton to that here, and you should just stay in Godless Britain

Indeed. The blue states already have public facilities named after queens; about the last thing we need to do is to encourage that nonsense.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

To help you with your ENGLISH here is an instructional video

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

This will not help you as they do not use English in the usa, they don't even use the same alphabet for example the last letter of the English alphabet is pronounced ZED not Zee.

That's just silly Jo Freddie! I have never heard of a ZEDBRA.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

That's just silly Jo Freddie! I have never heard of a ZEDBRA.

Here you will find how to pronounce that in ENGLISH and american

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

Here you will find how to pronounce that in ENGLISH and american

American makes far more sense.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Jo Freddie]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

American makes far more sense.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

To you it may, but that does not change the fact that is is like English, but is NOT English, and Nobar did say people should learn English

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

To you it may, but that does not change the fact that is is like English, but is NOT English, and Nobar did say people should learn English

Well I think that the American is right as Zebedee is written and pronounced as God intended and it IS in American. You adding that superfluous D does not take away from the fact that God himself intended it to not have a "D". He was the father of not only John but James too remember.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Free Market Fred]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

A lot of these immigrants come to the USA from countries where people are too poor to afford SUVs, even when financed on easy 10-year installment payments. Thus, even after arrival in the promised Land of Plenty, they want to buy a little wimpy "economy car."


Axle of Evil: wimpy "economy car" is anti-American

This is treasonous for so many reasons. First of all, every economy car comes from a foreign country like Japan, Korea, Europe or Kentucky. I personally see it as unpatriotic to drive a car that isn't made in the USA from Mexican auto parts, and assembled by non-union undocumented laborers.

Secondly, small cars aren't safe - you can assume that any vehicle that gets more than single-digit miles-per-gallon is too dangerous to be operated on America's highways.

Third, gas-guzzling vehicles support the troops - do you think that we could afford to keep brave American soldiers and Halliburton mercenaries stationed in Iraq if oil prices fell below US$70/barrel?

Even worse than buying a tiny car, there are other immigrants who will insist on riding a bicycle, as they did back in The Old Country:


Axle of Evil II: a bicycle can turn you into a homo (note pink tires)

Not only is this bad for oil companies, but bicycles are also a safety menace. More than once my limo has gotten dented and scratched when striking a cyclist who thought he had a "right" to occupy part of my road space.

Of course, "walking" and "jogging" are pure communism, and should be flat-out illegal. Do you realize how many millions of dollars our country is forced to spend every year on sidewalks and pedestrian crossings? No wonder the state and local governments are going bankrupt - it certainly couldn't have anything to do with the wise investments the hicks made on Wall Street.

Of course, I've saved the worst for last - public transportation. Yes, it's sad but true that people in Third World countries like Japan and France commute by bus or train rather than SUV or LearJet. Not only does this starve oil companies of their well-deserved profits, but taxpayers are usually asked to foot the bill. In Old Europe, badly needed subsidies for freeways are instead diverted to pay for Marxist railroads. Instead of always full downtown parking lots and garages, the Euroweenies waste valuable urban land on train stations.


Why would you want this?...


...when you could have this?

Of course, I could see some benefit in having public transportation just to get around the parking lot.

One more point to keep in mind: even after the US economy collapses due to corporate fraud, a big SUV can be a nice place to live. Just park it beneath a freeway overpass, and you'll have a roof over your head. Beats sleeping in a train station. I would say that alone is a good enough reason to emigrate to the USA. Another plus is that after all the Third Worlders emigrate to the USA, we CEOs can emigrate to their tropical countries and live off our bonuses stashed in Swiss bank accounts.

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

Don't fly OUR planes into OUR buildings!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

Don't fly OUR planes into OUR buildings!

Excellent point Sister and on that same note (gosh..pardon the coming pun) no "lalalallala"ing unless warming up your vocal chords for singing praises for Jesus!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[James Dewitt]

Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

When we are at a stop light DO NOT spit on my windshield and then wipe it off and ask for money! Get a real job at a car wash. Like this nice messican girl, at least she uses soap.