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  • ArthurFertford
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2010
    • 19

    #46
    Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

    Anyone who thinks the Poles deserve to be in this country deserve to be shipped back with them. They insist they are not Jewish nowadays but I can tell for 3 reasons:

    1) Their beady little eyes
    2) Their huge Jew-noses
    3) Their uncontrollable urge to strip a country of it's wealth so they can steal it for themselves.

    The Indians can go back to their smelly country as well if they're not prepared to learn English or use deodorant.

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    • Snowurm
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2010
      • 28

      #47
      Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

      Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
      What sort of comment is that supposed to be? I commented earlier just for you so i could see what kind of nagging i could hear this time.

      If i would be an extrimist christian such as yourself i would tell you to shut the fuck up and get back to the kitchen, also beat your unborn 16 week old kid with a 10 ft long steel baton and wonder afterwards how do i hide the bruises, oh and yes i found actually a forum where most people tought that was a good idea.

      But as a gentleman i wont

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      • Snowurm
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2010
        • 28

        #48
        Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

        Oh typo there, "i found actually a forum where most people tought that was a good idea."


        Not forum, but a thread*

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #49
          Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

          Originally posted by Snowurm View Post
          What sort of comment is that supposed to be? I commented earlier just for you so i could see what kind of nagging i could hear this time.

          If i would be an extrimist christian such as yourself i would tell you to shut the piffle up and get back to the kitchen, also beat your unborn 16 week old kid with a 10 ft long steel baton and wonder afterwards how do i hide the bruises, oh and yes i found actually a forum where most people tought that was a good idea.

          But as a gentleman i wont
          I will say this but one time, following is the pecking order at LBC
          Pastors/ Deacons
          Male True Christians
          Female True Christians
          Male Forum members
          Female forum members
          Unsaved scum

          Mind your manners , that is a True Christian Lady you are addressing. Future out bursts will be dealt with in a not so nice way

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #50
            Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

            Originally posted by TheDrunkenScot View Post

            Oh, and I'm am drunk "homer". I'm happily stole two children.
            Fixed that for you

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            • TheDrunkenScot
              Unsaved trash
              • Jul 2010
              • 113

              #51
              Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

              Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
              My arguments don't stand up to any sort of sustained questioning, my God doesn't exist, I'm part of a far-right xenophobic extremist religious group, but vehemently oppose all other extremist groups as Nazis, Commies, or Nigras.

              Hey look, I can be offensive about your culture too!
              Micah 4:4-5 ...But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid: for the mouth of the LORD of hosts hat spoken it. For all people will walk every one in the name of their gods, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.

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              • Snowurm
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2010
                • 28

                #52
                Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                I will say this but one time, following is the pecking order at LBC
                Pastors/ Deacons
                Male True Christians
                Female True Christians
                Male Forum members
                Female forum members
                Unsaved scum

                Mind your manners , that is a True Christian Lady you are addressing. Future out bursts will be dealt with in a not so nice way
                What one reaps, that one sows. Is the lesson of my previous message.

                These indeed are not ideas of my own, but more like quotes from this forum.

                But oh oh, i think there will be more. I found people accusing almost everything satanic, mac computers, black and mexican people, even OCTOPUSES. I wont go overboard or express any my OWN extremes tho so no need to worry.

                God bless you too.

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                • Phebe Carlyle
                  GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                  Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 2604

                  #53
                  Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

                  Originally posted by Snowurm View Post
                  What sort of comment is that supposed to be? I commented earlier just for you so i could see what kind of nagging i could hear this time.
                  And on what thread would that particular drivel be on this time? Did you address me by name considering you claim it was "just for you"?

                  If i would be an extrimist christian such as yourself i would tell you to shut the piffle up and get back to the kitchen, also beat your unborn 16 week old kid with a 10 ft long steel baton and wonder afterwards how do i hide the bruises, oh and yes i found actually a forum where most people tought that was a good idea.

                  But as a gentleman i wont
                  As a good and True Christian™ woman, by ability to multi-task is astounding, so whilst you have been spending probably a good hour in forming the above nonsensical 30 odd word reply, I have bakes several pies, dusted my home top to bottom, done a load of washing and several other tasks, just too menial to mention. Oh hang on I will mention one of them; replying to you here and now.

                  Now after all your maniacal fluff, did you have a point to make or were you just waffling on to see your name in print again? Or are you Mr Snowcone, two characters, one being the one I am replying to and the other being the sozzled skirt-wearing homer and have just realized you screwed up in your double identity and cannot edit it or delete it?

                  Hmm....

                  Curious indeed.

                  YIC,

                  Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




                  There's Jesus here,
                  Just see what He offers me....
                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • TheDrunkenScot
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 113

                    #54
                    Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    Fixed that for you
                    For someone supposedly well educated, that is the most grammatically horrible sentence I have seen in a long, long time. And that's before we get on to the massive untruths.
                    Micah 4:4-5 ...But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid: for the mouth of the LORD of hosts hat spoken it. For all people will walk every one in the name of their gods, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.

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                    • Snowurm
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 28

                      #55
                      Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

                      Oh dont worry wintersnow, i dont really bother to write bluffs. Only reason i wrote because.. Well unfortunately for you it's the truth .

                      If i would be just making that stuff up it wouldn't be as funny and i'd just rather browse the forums and find more extremely interesting stuff to amuse myself at.

                      A woman is not allowed to be a teachers and

                      A woman is not permitted to have authority over a man

                      ————-



                      In the Bible, Women are to walk in modesty, adorned with good works, and to learn in silence. A woman was forbidden to teach or to exercise authority over men; she was to abide in quietness and silence.

                      You are not doing enought work, Counselor, get back to the kitchen.

                      Anyways i dont want to ruin your day or anything so i will cease my "fire" Here :]

                      Have a nice day, and god's bless!

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #56
                        Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

                        Originally posted by TheDrunkenScot View Post
                        My arguments don't stand up to any sort of sustained questioning, my God doesn't exist, I'm part of a far-right xenophobic extremist religious group, but vehemently oppose all other extremist groups as Nazis, Commies, or Nigras.

                        Hey look, I can be offensive about your culture too!
                        Why am I not surprised. Let me guess, it's a group of one? Nobody is as good as you?

                        Stupid atheists.
                        Drama queen

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                        • TheDrunkenScot
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 113

                          #57
                          Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          Why am I not surprised. Let me guess, it's a group of one? Nobody is as good as you?

                          Stupid atheists.
                          ...that was a satirical comment based on YOUR group's point of views, seeing as Wintersnow did a similar thing to me. Well done, you are King of Taking Stuff Out Of Context.
                          Micah 4:4-5 ...But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid: for the mouth of the LORD of hosts hat spoken it. For all people will walk every one in the name of their gods, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #58
                            Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

                            Originally posted by TheDrunkenScot View Post
                            ...that was a religious comment based on YOUR group's point of views, seeing as Wintersnow did a similar thing to me. Well done, you are King of Taking Stuff Out Of Context.
                            You said it, and since everything that comes out of your mouth is about you, I actually doubt you are even capable of talking about any other subject.

                            I think you just accidentally typed too much.
                            Drama queen

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #59
                              Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

                              Originally posted by Snowurm View Post
                              Oh dont worry wintersnow, i dont really bother to write bluffs. Only reason i wrote because.. Well unfortunately for you it's the truth .

                              If i would be just making that stuff up it wouldn't be as funny and i'd just rather browse the forums and find more extremely interesting stuff to amuse myself at.

                              A woman is not allowed to be a teachers and

                              A woman is not permitted to have authority over a man

                              ————-



                              In the Bible, Women are to walk in modesty, adorned with good works, and to learn in silence. A woman was forbidden to teach or to exercise authority over men; she was to abide in quietness and silence.

                              You are not doing enought work, Counselor, get back to the kitchen.

                              Anyways i dont want to ruin your day or anything so i will cease my "fire" Here :]

                              Have a nice day, and god's bless!
                              Listen here, unsaved scumbag. Here is the hierarchy around here.

                              God/Jesus/Holy Ghost
                              The Bible
                              Pastors
                              True Christian men
                              True Christian women
                              Forum member men
                              Forum member women
                              our joo lawyers
                              the rest of the unsaved trash
                              the messican who cleans the church









                              you.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Snowurm
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 28

                                #60
                                Re: How to not ruin the United States if you move here

                                ORLY
                                ORLY

                                A short form of the phrase, "Oh, really?" Most often used when connotating sarcasm to the response. Also used to reply to an obvious statement
                                Connor: I'm so good because I've been playing video games since I was 2

                                Jen: That's dubious
                                Connor: orly?

                                Timmy: It's raining, we'll get wet if we step out.
                                Johnny: orly?nd to learn in silence. A woman was forbidden to teach or to exercise authority over men; she was to abide in quietness and silence.

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