Hi.

[Axion]

At this current moment in time, I will not release the standings of my beliefs, I just want to ask ..

Are you people for real? Or is all of this just a big joke?

[Talitha]

Re: Hi.

At this current moment in time, I will not release the standings of my beliefs, I just want to ask ..

Are you people for real? Or is all of this just a big joke?

So, you find a Website dedicated to the True Christian™ Love of Jesus a huge laugh do you?

Ecclesiastes 2
1 - 3 I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also is vanity. I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it? I sought in mine heart to give myself unto wine, yet acquainting mine heart with wisdom; and to lay hold on folly, till I might see what was that good for the sons of men, which they should do under the heaven all the days of their life.

We sometimes show our Love of Christ with good Humour. Is that so wrong?

[Axion]

Re: Hi.

Thats funny, see, you people give Christians a bad name, and you wont even be direct about it.

[Talitha]

Re: Hi.

Thats funny, see, you people give Christians a bad name, and you wont even be direct about it.

If you've arrived here to talk to us about Jesus© or the Bible(KJV1611) you are welcome.
Otherwise, please leave or I shall summon Security.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hi.

Thats funny, see, you people give Christians a bad name, and you wont even be direct about it.

You spread lies that our enemies make and wonder why we curt with you? That people persecute us with the dribble you posted shows that we are telling the truth friend.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi.

At this current moment in time, I will not release the standings of my beliefs, I just want to ask ..

Are you people for real? Or is all of this just a big joke?

Axion, we members of Landover Baptist Church have this Forum in order to share the Truth about God and Jesus, as He has revealed Himself in His Word, the Holy KJV1611 Bible.

How do we know God? Through His Word. Why, then, do so few people who call themselves Christian know what the Bible has to say?

If you don't read the Bible, you cannot know God. This is why Catholics kept the Bible in Latin for centuries . . . so nobody else could find out they were being lied to. This is why so many "pastors" pick and choose little bits of the Bible to teach in sermons; these usually focus upon the Feelgood parts. That is, the false impression that God is all about love and peace, and ignoring His bloodlust and many wars He commanded (the actions in which would violate any number of man-made regulations like the Geneva Convention nowadays).

Have you read the Bible, Axion? What do YOU think it says?

We at LBC only present the Truth as God has given it to us in His Word. If you think we have quoted the Scripture in error, or made up verses, please point out any error you believe you have found.

However, I guarantee that you will find no such errors made by any True Christian, Moderator, or Pastor. (Some Unsaved Trash may make things up, but you will see that they get corrected rather swiftly!)

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Hi.

At this current moment in time, I will not release the standings of my beliefs, I just want to ask ..

Are you people for real? Or is all of this just a big joke?

Yes traveler, we are real. We are as real and as tangible as you, but matters of the flesh mean very little, for the word of GOD is the most important of all that is real. Do you know the B-I-B-L-E(KJV1611)? Have you even read any part of the Landover Baptist site? If you have you will see that we are obviously real and we're very serious about our faith. Maybe you should be serious about our faith too, if you want to secure your spot in Heaven.

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

[tommy]

Re: Hi.

Are you people for real? Or is all of this just a big joke?

What kind of a stupid question is this? The landover Baptist Church is as real as the nine circles of hell.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hi.

What kind of a stupid question is this? The landover Baptist Church is as real as the nine circles of hell.

Stop reading Dante. Hell only has ONE circle.. A lake of fire.
But we are as real as that lake of fire, and we are as real as any other Church out there, probably realer:
Beacuse we take the Word of God a whole lot more seriously.

Axion, seriously now.. Think about if for a second:
Do you really think hundreds of people have gathered here just to play some joke on.. well who? YOU?
It doesn't make any sense.

We are here to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ, and what about you?
Did you come here seeking God's love, friend?

[MoonFlower]

Re: Hi.

At this current moment in time, I will not release the standings of my beliefs, I just want to ask ..

Are you people for real? Or is all of this just a big joke?

First off...welcome to Landover. And secondly...yes, they're dead serious. Now, what exactly are your beliefs??

Moon

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Hi.

He/she probably be one of them Ku Klutch Klans folk, as would be evidenced by this ignant and hateful racist post! Ooo LORD! I feel like I done been hate crimed up in here!

[MoonFlower]

Re: Hi.

What exactly did Axion mean by "I am not siding with any pagans, that would be the last thing I do."

Moon

PS - NEVER, EVER piss off a black woman Axion...unless you have a death wish. I suggest you lay off the remarks about Lateefah's grammar.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hi.

At this current moment in time, I will not release the standings of my beliefs, I just want to ask ..

Let me guess, xtian?

Thats funny, see, you people give Christians a bad name, and you wont even be direct about it.

Yup, xtian.

I'm not an xtian myself but one thing I have to say, in these people's defense, why are they giving xtians a bad name? As twisted as they are, they are that way because they do follow the bible, all of it, not just bits and pieces.

What's your excuse?

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Hi.

PS - NEVER, EVER piss off a black woman Axion...unless you have a death wish. I suggest you lay off the remarks about Lateefah's grammar.

Oooolawd! I never thoughts I was gonna see this up in here! A witch that gots a little bit o' common sense in her! You right, though! I still don't know what that thang is, but it need to close its mouth, because if it be a mens, it ain't gonna be a mens for much longer, and if it be a womens, I'mma break her back with my rollah pin! As for you, I'mma say a special prayer for you thatchoo find Jesus. I wouldn't wanna see a person that ain't ignant burnin' in Hell. That would be a shaaame! Praise Jesus!

[MoonFlower]

Re: Hi.

As for you, I'mma say a special prayer for you thatchoo find Jesus. I wouldn't wanna see a person that ain't ignant burnin' in Hell. That would be a shaaame! Praise Jesus!

Thanks. I've had a lot of people pray for me before. Maybe you'll prayer will actually work.

Moon