[Levi Jones]

Re: The Holy Noodle

I try not to think too much - I have enough men in my life to do that for me (ie my daddy, my neighbor, the good Godly men from Landover Baptist), but you really have made me think.

I THINK YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Now, do every one a favor and go read that KJV of yours and beg God's forgiveness of your blasphemy in comparing him to a Spagetti Monster!! And I will suggest some self-flagulation while you're at it, can't be too sure!!!

You are progressing nicely, Miss Lostgirl. It looks like we can pencil in a soul for Jesus! Glory!

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The Holy Noodle

You are progressing nicely, Miss Lostgirl. It looks like we can pencil in a soul for Jesus! Glory!

Glorious day that would be Brother Levi. Thank you for recognizing. I have been reading my KJV more these past few weeks. I still have some time to go on ironing out some kinks, but I am working on those - daily!!

[Lola Handcock]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Now just hold on fer a second.You mean to tell me that there are people that worship a bowl of dago noodles? well ifffin that don't beat all.You got catherlicks worshiping dead child molesters( old popes).You got them Mormons what wear magic underwear.Joos that think Jesus was not real.and mooslims that think 79 virgins are waiting for them in Heaven iffin the blow themselves up.And now we got some freaks that think God is linguine

LostNYgirl you hit the nail on the head.........They are IDIOTS .It takes all kinds of people to make up this world ,and we can do with out pasta worshipers !!!!!Shoot fire all we really need is CHRISTIANS,things sure would run a lot smother

I got to go and read my KJV1611 and get my mind right

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Praise The Lord Noodle

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Now just hold on fer a second.You mean to tell me that there are people that worship a bowl of dago noodles?

No

FAQ

69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
70 If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some.
71 He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship.
72 Especially the sharing part.
73 Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine.
74 That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”

[Lisa H]

Re: The Holy Noodle

No

FAQ

It took you almost a year to answer that question. If she was waiting for you to bring her noodles to eat she would be dead.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

It took you almost a year to answer that question. If she was waiting for you to bring her noodles to eat she would be dead.

Her post was made at a time when I was on important Church work and not visiting you misguided people here.

So will I was posting this in in here:

Praise The Lord Noodle

I thought I would not leave it unanswered.

[Lisa H]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Her post was made at a time when I was on important Church work and not visiting you misguided people here.

So will I was posting this in in here:

I thought I would not leave it unanswered.

Sure Jo Freddie. What about all the time you have been on here since an left it unanswered.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Sure Jo Freddie. What about all the time you have been on here since an left it unanswered.

As it is a misconception I have addressed many times since my return there was no need to answer in a thread that was several pages from the front of this area until I came to post:

[alleycat]

Re: The Holy Noodle

As it is a misconception I have addressed many times since my return there was no need to answer in a thread that was several pages from the front of this area until I came to post:

It's funny how they don't ban you, makes me think that this site might not be all that the 'True Christian' members claim (unfortunately for the legit christians). Although I hope that you aren't serious about the FSM and are doing this as a bit of fun, because if you were that would be a bit sad.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

It's funny how they don't ban you, makes me think that this site might not be all that the 'True Christian' members claim (unfortunately for the legit christians). Although I hope that you aren't serious about the FSM and are doing this as a bit of fun, because if you were that would be a bit sad.

There are many reasons why I am still here and have not been banned, there are the reasons the Pastors will give you and the real ones that I chose not to disclose.

My faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I feel, is more valid then the faith in the imaginary friend of the people who run this place.

[alleycat]

Re: The Holy Noodle

There are many reasons why I am still here and have not been banned, there are the reasons the Pastors will give you and the real ones that I chose not to disclose.

My faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I feel, is more valid then the faith in the imaginary friend of the people who run this place.

Ahh I get it!

[Tinufiel]

Re: The Holy Noodle

I can't believe Jo Freddie hasn't been banned yet. So many posts, did he turn away from Christ after a long period of time?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

I can't believe Jo Freddie hasn't been banned yet. So many posts, did he turn away from Christ after a long period of time?

I turned away from christ at about the age of 12, I was lost in the wilderness of atheism for 30 years, then I was touched by His Noodly Appendage and found the light.

As for why I have not been banned, it is complicated, but while here I am not abusive and I use moderate language, something many others could learn from.

[Holyfield]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Basically you are in the worst of both worlds, a fool in God's eyes and a fool in men's eyes, with nothing to comfort you except a weak and unsourced mantra and a plate of spaghetti that you worship.

Bon appetit!

This is one of the best quotes ever. Suck on it, pastafarian!