[BaronVonKaiser]

Re: The Holy Noodle

I beg to intrude...but since when has a pasta dish become a divine being?

Oh yeah, and Pasta was made in His Noodlienesses image, not the other way around, The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the earth and then made Pasta later on.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Jo, you might want to sit down before you read what I have to say... I'm afraid it's bad news lad!

I ate your god.
Now, before you fall on your knees and start worshiping me, I should also tell you that he did give me a message to give to you.
He said : "Slurp sluuuuurp uuurp burp", roughly translated to - Tell Jo to go back on his med's and stop his BS, he is making me look bad.

If you ate some Spaghetti and Meatballs then you have not eaten God, you have performed a Sacred act of worship to honour our creator.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Holy Noodle

If you ate some Spaghetti and Meatballs then you have not eaten God, you have performed a Sacred act of worship to honour our creator.

Listen noodle boy; eating some wheat past is not an act of worship. I have no idea were got the idea about "sacred meals" but I as a Christian I find it utterly ridiculous. What else goes on in your so called "religion", do you do some magical ritual before you eat any meal too?

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The Holy Noodle

If you ate some Spaghetti and Meatballs then you have not eaten God, you have performed a Sacred act of worship to honour our creator.

Honour you say!!! Should have guessed, you're from the UK, I take it??

I never said I ate God (thanks for capitalizing my God's name!!) I said I ate your god. He was a tasty little bugger too, might I add! And he did not come in the form of spaghetti and meatballs, the menu specifically called him Jo's supposedly almighty yet underwhelming spaghetti monster god with 8 rules no one cares about!!!

-- Underwhelmed yet filled <<burp>> girlNY

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Honour you say!!! Should have guessed, you're from the UK, I take it??

I never said I ate God (thanks for capitalizing my God's name!!) I said I ate your god. He was a tasty little bugger too, might I add! And he did not come in the form of spaghetti and meatballs, the menu specifically called him Jo's supposedly almighty yet underwhelming spaghetti monster god with 8 rules no one cares about!!!

-- Underwhelmed yet filled <<burp>> girlNY

Was the restaurant run by a Ninja, a Krishna or some other unholy person that does not accept the truth of our creation? Even if it was not you can not have eaten God, but only some representation of our creators image. But sounds like it was a good representation, so maybe it was prepared by a fellow pastafarian. I hope you rewarded the chef well for his labours and the meal made your complexion have a healthy colour

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Listen noodle boy; eating some wheat past is not an act of worship. I have no idea were got the idea about "sacred meals" but I as a Christian I find it utterly ridiculous. What else goes on in your so called "religion", do you do some magical ritual before you eat any meal too?

But it states in the Gospel....

The FSM couldn’t deal with all the complaining down on earth, so the Lord FSM commanded the midget, saying, “Here’s an idea . . . why don’t you collect the semolina, rice and what-have-you, and make pasta in my image. That’s what it’s there for. And fill your mouth with it and be quiet and peaceful.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The Holy Noodle

The thing that annoys me most is the blatant way that this FSM cult preys mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept its word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate.

I have seen some immorality in my life* but this takes the cookie.

*but never partaken

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Holy Noodle

The thing that annoys me most is the blatant way that this FSM cult preys mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept its word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate.

I have seen some immorality in my life* but this takes the cookie.

*but never partaken

That is right; if it wasn't for Christians the world would be over run by one manipulative cult after another who would attack outsiders while fleecing their followers for everything they had. These cults would excuse their evil behavior by claiming a special understand of creation and then denounce any well earned criticism as intolerance. PRAISE Jesus we TRUE Christians are here to stop that!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Bobby-Joe, we are at one on this, and the pastafarian is trodden underfoot! I offer you a quotation: "Nobody on this planet has the right to worship any other God but Jehovah" – Josephy Morecraft Chalcedon Presbyterian Church*



*Wrong church, right conclusion.

[John Scopes]

Re: The Holy Noodle

This thread is making me hungry, I think I will whip up some fresh pasta for supper.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Holy Noodle

This thread is making me hungry, I think I will whip up some fresh pasta for supper.

I thought you monkey-worshipers only ate bananas.

[BaronVonKaiser]

Re: The Holy Noodle

The thing that annoys me most is the blatant way that this FSM cult preys mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept its word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate.

Exactly! Now hopefully you can begin to understand the truth about your own religion, Christianity, in your own words, "preying mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept it's word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate."

By simply substituting the work 'God' for 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' and the word 'Christian' for 'Pastefarian' the 2 religions become pretty much identical from a philosophical point of view. Makes you think doesn't it?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Exactly! Now hopefully you can begin to understand the truth about your own religion, Christianity, in your own words, "preying mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept it's word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate."

By simply substituting the work 'God' for 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' and the word 'Christian' for 'Pastefarian' the 2 religions become pretty much identical from a philosophical point of view. Makes you think doesn't it?

All it makes me think is that you Pastafarians are deluded. Christianity is based soundly on the Word of God, the Miracles of Christ and the promise that we will have eternal life above the firmament at the Right Hand of God Himself.

There are no delusions there; the one True Faith started by Him 6,000 years ago and which has withstood all tests of time and the attacks of so-called scientists and 'freethinkers'.

Why? Because it is all written down at God's Command so we may refer to it at any time for rebuke, instruction and education.

All you Pastafarians bang on about is his noodliness and pirates, and don't you dare compare those inventions with Faith and sinners!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Exactly! Now hopefully you can begin to understand the truth about your own religion, Christianity, in your own words, "preying mercilessly on the delusions of those gullible enough to accept it's word; not only that, but it encourages them in their weird acceptance and seeks for others of weak mind to indoctrinate."

By simply substituting the work 'God' for 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' and the word 'Christian' for 'Pastefarian' the 2 religions become pretty much identical from a philosophical point of view. Makes you think doesn't it?

I'm sorry, but I just don't get the analogy. You're comparing apples and oranges. Christianity is God's favorite religion. Pasta is just a plate of greasy ethnic food. There is no comparison.

I'm not following you here.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The Holy Noodle

Exactly!

By simply substituting the work 'God' for 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' and the word 'Christian' for 'Pastefarian' the 2 religions become pretty much identical from a philosophical point of view. Makes you think doesn't it?

I try not to think too much - I have enough men in my life to do that for me (ie my daddy, my neighbor, the good Godly men from Landover Baptist), but you really have made me think.

I THINK YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Now, do every one a favor and go read that KJV of yours and beg God's forgiveness of your blasphemy in comparing him to a Spagetti Monster!! And I will suggest some self-flagulation while you're at it, can't be too sure!!!