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Mark 9:43-48
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Originally posted by Sitromxe View Postderpty derp!The introduction forum Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
derpa derp!
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Well that has to be the most concise introduction thread ever created. The sheer volume of information leaves me breathless. I applaud you really I do. As a small favor could you put forth a few more lines of precious memories? Perhaps tell us what Church you belong to? How many sons have you fathered for Jesus? How Jesus touched you today? Yours In Christ James DewittOriginally posted by Sitromxe View PostComment
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Hello Sitromxe.Originally posted by Sitromxe View Post
Please excuse me if I pronounce your name incorrectly.2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Why did you decide to put aside your life of sin and become a Born-Again Fundamentalist Christian?O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Hi, Sitcom.
Is this the way you obey God's Law, try to find the absolute minimum you can do to meet the letter while ignoring the spirit?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Hello Sitromxe:Originally posted by Sitromxe View Post
You will be pleased to learn that you are the sixth un Godly illiterate simpleton this week that has desecrated this wonderful Ministry simply by visiting us.
You will also be pleased to learn that you and the 5 other simpletons will have an eternity to enjoy each others company......... in Hell-fire
I will Pray for you
Warner S. Davidson2 Samuel 22:31
As for God, His way is perfect;
The word of the LORD is proven;
He is a shield to all who trust in Him.Comment
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I am awe-struck by your kind words, greetings to you all.Mark 9:43-48
... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.Comment
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Hi friend and welcome. By why do you chose an imaginary creature like a homo-erectus as an avatar? Since Christianity doesn't deal with fantasy may I suggested a Biblically proven creature like a unicorn or a satyr?Originally posted by Sitromxe View Post
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You are welcome………Originally Posted by Sitromxe
I am awe-struck by your kind words, greetings to you all.
Are you here at Gods favourite Ministry to learn about renouncing Satan and becoming a True Christian(tm) or are you here to mock us
Mocking a True Christian™ is akin to mocking God as we are carefully and exclusively selected to perform his work and spread his Word via the KJV1611
Isaiah 28:22
Now therefore, do not be mockers,
Lest your bonds be made strong;
For I have heard from the Lord GOD of hosts,
A destruction determined even upon the whole earth.
You have the chance to become Saved(tm) by the privilege of being welcomed into the sanctity of the most Christian place on earth –
However you won’t be welcomed twice so repent now
2 Samuel 22:31
As for God, His way is perfect;
The word of the LORD is proven;
He is a shield to all who trust in Him.Comment
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