Hello

[Weaker Vessel]

I'm not sure if I should be here or not.

By way of introductions, I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses who washes windows part time and is a full time minister. [Yep, I'm one of those people who wakes you up by knocking on your door early Saturday mornings.]

I quit high school and got my GED so I'd have more time to preach before Armageddon comes. [Refer to this page for pics.] Because I am a woman, I cannot be self-sufficient or spiritually independent, so I married a nice spiritual brother at age 17. He and I wash windows at the mall each morning before we pray and go out preaching.

I'm not sure if I should be here or not, because truthfully you are all going to be killed at Armageddon. You all keep talking about Hell but there is no such thing. If you clicked on the link I provided, you will see that all members of Christendom will soon be falling into large crevices with lightning above. You will also note, please, that evil cats and babies will also die.

Anyway, I only came here so I could count some preaching time. It's too cold tonight to go out door knocking. So thanks for letting me talk.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I'm not sure if I should be here or not.

Are you really so dense as to have to ask yourself that question?

Yea, yea, you Jehovah's Witlesses...that's one crazy cult right there. No blood transfusions? No belief in Hell? What about all the dozens of references to Hell in the Bible?

[Weaker Vessel]

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I see you're male. I'm putting a headcover on so I can talk to you.

Hell is the grave, duh.

The torture Jehovah and Jesus will put you through on Earth will be much worse than your Dante-fueled misinterpretation of scripture.

[Weaker Vessel]

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PS:

Are you really so dense as to have to ask yourself that question?

Obviously, yes. My skull is smaller than yours, hence my intellect is weaker.

[BelieverInGod]

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I see you're male. I'm putting a headcover on so I can talk to you.

Scripture please

Hell is the grave, duh.

Really? You people don't read scripture at all.

The torture Jehovah and Jesus will put you through on Earth will be much worse than your Dante-fueled misinterpretation of scripture.

I see, so that's why Jehovah Witnesses are all doing so well, but Crazy cult members like Tom Cruise, or filthy whores like Paris Hilton are suffering?

By the way, why bother? Wasn't heaven declared full back in the 30's? If you're more righteous than the 144,000 already on the list, do you bump them?

[Weaker Vessel]

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1 Corinthians 11:4-7

No we don't bump them. After Jehovah kills you all, the rest of us will team up with an army of birds to clean up your remains. We will make Earth into a paradise.

Wild animals will be our pets. We won't get old or feel pain. We will gradually become perfect.

Heaven is closed. The rest of us stay here in paradise.

[BelieverInGod]

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1 Corinthians 11:4-7

Says to wear a hat while praying or prophesying. Doesn't say I can't talk to a man without my head covered.

No we don't bump them. After Jehovah kills you all, the rest of us will team up with an army of birds to clean up your remains. We will make Earth into a paradise.

Wild animals will be our pets. We won't get old or feel pain. We will gradually become perfect.

Heaven is closed. The rest of us stay here in paradise.

Scripture, scripture and more scripture. Sometimes I think with silly cults like yours the guys at the top are just seeing how far they can push the crazy before idiots like you catch on.

[Goody Jerusha]

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After Jehovah kills you all, the rest of us will team up with an army of birds to clean up your remains. We will make Earth into a paradise.
Wild animals will be our pets.

Madame, that sounds a lot like bestiality. You shall surely be cast down into Hades and burn eternal like the witches and sodomites.

[Ruth Elizabeth]

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1 Corinthians 11:4-7

No we don't bump them. After Jehovah kills you all, the rest of us will team up with an army of birds to clean up your remains. We will make Earth into a paradise.

Wild animals will be our pets. We won't get old or feel pain. We will gradually become perfect.

Heaven is closed. The rest of us stay here in paradise.

I do not see any sense in that. Christ Himself said that paradise is Heaven:

And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.
Luke 23:43

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Jehovah Witless cult member:

Kindly answer THESE questions:

• Was the church without a witness for 18 centuries?
  
• Doesn't Isaiah 43:10 refer to Israel?
  
• Did Philip use Scripture or an organization to lead the Eunuch to Christ?
  
• Doesn't 2 Timothy 3:15-17 prove the Scripture alone can lead us to salvation?
  
• Why were the Bereans told to search the Scriptures?
  
• How can the Corinthians be Christians when there was disunity among them?
  
• According to John 5:39, 40 is knowledge of Scripture sufficient for salvation?
  
• Why did Jesus not address the Father as Jehovah?
  
• Must the church go house to house?
  
• Are Jehovah's Witnesses being obedient to Acts 1:8?
  
• Does it say in the Old Testament that Jehovah is God?
  
• Why do Romans and Hebrews say the universe was created through Jehovah?
  
• What do Greek Scholars say about Colossians 2:9?
  
• Who is Jesus in Zechariah 12:10?
  
• Why does the Watchtower Society insert the word Son into Acts 20:28?
  
• Doesn't Titus 2:13 prove Jesus is God?
  
• Wouldn't a knowledge of Greek and Hebrew be needed to translate the Bible?
  
• Why was a spiritist cited to support the New World Translation?

[Weaker Vessel]

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Says to wear a hat while praying or prophesying. Doesn't say I can't talk to a man without my head covered.

um...1 Thessalonians 5:17 haha, I win.

Thanks for all the questions though. It's helping me with my hours. If I pass my goal of 90 hours of preaching this month my husband says he'll buy me a new prairie skirt.

[Weaker Vessel]

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Dear Jehovah Witless cult member:

Kindly answer THESE questions:

• Was the church without a witness for 18 centuries?
• Doesn't Isaiah 43:10 refer to Israel?
• Did Philip use Scripture or an organization to lead the Eunuch to Christ?
• Doesn't 2 Timothy 3:15-17 prove the Scripture alone can lead us to salvation?
• Why were the Bereans told to search the Scriptures?
• How can the Corinthians be Christians when there was disunity among them?
• According to John 5:39, 40 is knowledge of Scripture sufficient for salvation?
• Why did Jesus not address the Father as Jehovah?
• Must the church go house to house?
• Are Jehovah's Witnesses being obedient to Acts 1:8?
• Does it say in the Old Testament that Jehovah is God?
• Why do Romans and Hebrews say the universe was created through Jehovah?
• What do Greek Scholars say about Colossians 2:9?
• Who is Jesus in Zechariah 12:10?
• Why does the Watchtower Society insert the word Son into Acts 20:28?
• Doesn't Titus 2:13 prove Jesus is God?
• Wouldn't a knowledge of Greek and Hebrew be needed to translate the Bible?
• Why was a spiritist cited to support the New World Translation?

Ezekiel (I can't call you pastor because that would be participating in your false religion):

I've got to sign off for tonight. I've got an early morning tomorrow. I'm preaching at the bus stop at 6 am before our window washing job at the mall. I've got to do laundry, mending, read the daily text, pray, bake bread and cook breakfast for my husband before we leave.

I'm thinking if I get up at 4 I might be able to get it all done, as long as my husband doesn't want to have relations in the missionary position, which in case I have a duty to provide, of course! Maybe I ought to get up at 3. I'm not complaining though! Who was it that said, "Be kind to yourself, Lord"?

Frankly several of the questions you asked sound like you've been talking to apostates. How did you so quickly rattle off the question about the Bereans and that little-known-fact about the spiritist, which we like to keep hidden in the closet with all our other skeletons? You are obviously either a former jw yourself or you've been talking to one.

Good evening to you and your fellow Satanic hydrophobes. I hope the demons don't drive you off a cliff.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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um...1 Thessalonians 5:17 haha, I win.

Thanks for all the questions though. It's helping me with my hours. If I pass my goal of 90 hours of preaching this month my husband says he'll buy me a new prairie skirt.

You should be ashamed, feminazi whore!

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Says to wear a hat while praying or prophesying. Doesn't say I can't talk to a man without my head covered.

um...1 Thessalonians 5:17 haha, I win.

Thanks for all the questions though. It's helping me with my hours. If I pass my goal of 90 hours of preaching this month my husband says he'll buy me a new prairie skirt.

I Thessalonians 5:25 -- Brethren, pray for us.

So in light of that verse, why are you even here bothering us when you are supposed to be forever praying, and praying for your Brethern at that?
By the ways why are you only wearing a veil? You are supposed to be wearing a helmet. I understand they are rather heavy.





Oh, and by the way, are you wearing a breastplate?


I Thessalonians 5:8 --But let us, who are of the day, be sober, putting on the breastplate of faith and love; and for an helmet, the hope of salvation.