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  • Tchoupitoulas
    Unsaved trash, firewater-gulping squaw
     
    • Jul 2010
    • 183

    #31
    Re: Yoga is Satanic!

    Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
    You seem to be getting really wound up, lets all try and calm down.

    Take some deep breaths and relax. Sometimes I like to take some time out of my day to stretch my body and just loosen myself up; it makes me feel better. Maybe you should start doing this instead of your perverted homersexrual yoga junk.

    How exactly is what you do (deep breathing and stretching) different from yoga?

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    • Joshbmx
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Sep 2010
      • 2

      #32
      Re: Yoga is Satanic!

      Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
      Here is another yogurt dothead.

      You can just feel the evil (and germs!) oozing from his pores!
      You have to be kidding me right. This topic is like saying Olympic runners are evil because they have trained really hard to be able to minipulate their body to run that fast they must be evil? No wonder people that believe on god refer to him as the Shepard because they are sheep and sheep can't think for themselves. Do you have proof that yoga is evil or just assume that because these people can manipulate their bodys like this after long term training they must be evil? If this is the case I hope that none of your family are double jointed because based on your way of thinking they mist be evil aswell right??

      Any comments would be appreciated

      Josh

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553

        #33
        Re: Yoga is Satanic!

        Originally posted by Joshbmx View Post
        You have to be kidding me right. This topic is like saying Olympic runners are evil because they have trained really hard to be able to minipulate their body to run that fast they must be evil? No wonder people that believe on god refer to him as the Shepard because they are sheep and sheep can't think for themselves. Do you have proof that yoga is evil or just assume that because these people can manipulate their bodys like this after long term training they must be evil? If this is the case I hope that none of your family are double jointed because based on your way of thinking they mist be evil aswell right??

        Any comments would be appreciated

        Josh
        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Joshbmx
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Sep 2010
          • 2

          #34
          Re: Yoga is Satanic!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
          I'm sorry if I offended you. I was just voicing my opinion. You say that it is against gods word would you be able to provide me with some scripture supporting this? I am a believer in the baptist church but still fail to see how a form of exercise could be evil? I'm not to sure how I've made a fool out of my self could you please explain why?


          Thanks

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553

            #35
            Re: Yoga is Satanic!

            Originally posted by Joshbmx View Post
            I'm sorry if I offended you. I was just voicing my opinion. You say that it is against gods word would you be able to provide me with some scripture supporting this? I am a believer in the baptist church but still fail to see how a form of exercise could be evil? I'm not to sure how I've made a fool out of my self could you please explain why?


            Thanks
            Go back and read the thread from the beginning. Click on the links. You'll see.

            Also, please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Alex_8
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2011
              • 1

              #36
              Re: Yoga is Satanic!

              Yoga is not satanic, its just a physical excersice that can promote wellbeing.

              "Hindu discipline aimed at training the consciousness for a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquility that is achieved through the three paths of actions and knowledge and devotion"

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12477

                #37
                Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                Originally posted by Alex_8 View Post
                Yoga is not satanic, its just a physical excersice that can promote wellbeing.

                "Hindu discipline aimed at training the consciousness for a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquility that is achieved through the three paths of actions and knowledge and devotion
                We go by the Bible here. It does not say any such thing. Therefore, yoga is satanic.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #38
                  Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                  Originally posted by Alex_8 View Post
                  Yoga is not satanic, its just a physical excersice that can promote wellbeing.

                  "Hindu discipline aimed at training the consciousness for a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquility that is achieved through the three paths of actions and knowledge and devotion"
                  Did you even read what you cut-and-pasted?

                  "Hindu discipline aimed at training the consciousness for a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquility that is achieved through the three [Hindu] paths of actions and knowledge and devotion"

                  This clearly is saying it is a form of Hindu religious devotion! It says nothing about "physical exercise that can promote well-being".
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • J.Sper
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 15

                    #39
                    Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                    May the Lord give me the courage to hold back the tears!!!

                    I found this obscene publication:


                    Not only is this featuring the evil contorting poses of the unholy Yoga, but the people are Naked in a vain attempt to deliver us towards the devil. On top of this, the book was made in the most unholy of places... ICELAND

                    ... I suggest a book burning is in order!!
                    Leviticus 19:27 (King James Version)
                    Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #40
                      Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                      Obviously naked Yoga is the most Satanic of all Yoga disciplines. Leave it up to Iceland to come up with something like that! Can I check out your copy of the book before you burn it?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • J.Sper
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 15

                        #41
                        Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                        Can I check out your copy of the book before you burn it?
                        You certainly may not!! I plan to burn every copy of this Satanic Scripture before it reaches you Holy Shores... be not tempted by the Devil!!
                        Leviticus 19:27 (King James Version)
                        Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #42
                          Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                          The Canadians finally figured it out and banned yoga:
                          http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/n...123-story.html
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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