[Sweet Jones]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

That hurts, man. My Eskimo wife made that hat for me. Why do you hate Eskimos? Are all Austrians racists like you?

I hate Eskimos because God hates Eskimos. Ever heard of a Christian Eskimo? Don't use your wife as an example, she was obviously a false Christian if she had anything to do with that headgear. And of course you, for marrying the heathen, are a false Christian. You are both going to Hell.

What's more, I've noticed that you've been on here all night. You cannot do God's work on a computer screen. You are a keyboard Christian, the worst kind of false Christian.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I hate Eskimos because God hates Eskimos. Ever heard of a Christian Eskimo? Don't use your wife as an example, she was obviously a false Christian if she had anything to do with that headgear. And of course you, for marrying the heathen, are a false Christian. You are both going to Hell.

What's more, I've noticed that you've been on here all night. You cannot do God's work on a computer screen. You are a keyboard Christian, the worst kind of false Christian.

How DARE you speak to Brother Enoch like that!

And YES there are Christian Eskimos! Almost thirteen of us (when my son is born next month). And I'm not including Brother Enoch's half breed family which would bring the total to 21.

And Brother Enoch's hat is ideal for the brief 10 months of winter in Canada. His wife is a fine seamstress and traps the beavers herself! Why do you disparage her Godly work, ensuring her husband's comfort?

You Austrians are a vile racist lot. Go rape a kangaroo like like your daddy did to produce you.

[Sweet Jones]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

How DARE you speak to Brother Enoch like that!

And YES there are Christian Eskimos! Almost thirteen of us (when my son is born next month). And I'm not including Brother Enoch's half breed family which would bring the total to 21.

And Brother Enoch's hat is ideal for the brief 10 months of winter in Canada. His wife is a fine seamstress and traps the beavers herself! Why do you disparage her Godly work, ensuring her husband's comfort?

You Austrians are a vile racist lot. Go rape a kangaroo like like your daddy did to produce you.

I'll ignore the vulgar reference in your username to female genitalia.

This is what Eskimos look like: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...and_eskimo.jpg. Evidently God hates these people and evidently you are not a pure-bred Eskimo yourself. Here, have a look at what your people believe: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamani...Eskimo_peoples.

As for the convenience of such a ridiculous hat, if you'd rather burn in Hell than suffer a moment of inconvenience, so be it. You wretched, filthy little heathen cunt.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Oh my. Did you really post what I think you did? You're lucky Sister Kitty is offline, I can't recall anyone speaking to her like that and surviving. Why do you have so much hatred in your heart?

[Didymus Much]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Brother Enoch, I can't possibly take seriously somebody who wears the sort of headgear on display in your profile...

That's a beautiful beaverskin hat, and believe me, there's nothing that feels better than sticking your head into some good beaver.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Those Australians know no bounds when in comes to depravity. What depths will they scour next to incur God's wrath?

Another reason God hates Australia

That poor man was obviously kept as sex slave in his own home by his demonic daughters, much like when Lot was abused by his daughters in Genesis 19:30-38.

Eventually the depraved witches had enough of him and shoved him downstairs at the end of a pitchfork - proof that they are indeed the devil's minions.

[DanielFromAustralia]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

First of all
I am an Australian.
I am a man of god and I believe his teachings. I worship the lord god every day. But I do not see how you can say things about the country I live in, that are so false.
1. We have no gay marriage laws in Australia and gay couples are not yet allowed to be married.
2.Most Australians are decent enough that if they are impregnated without conscent or marriage, they will keep the child even if the father does not show his face ever agin.
3.The divorce rate in Australia is actualy about 2.3% and nearly half of divorsed couples re-marry
4.Sure we allow couples to addopt. But these couples are mainly people who have medical conditions preventing them from aving children themselves.
5.Sure we excel at cricket, but we are good at other things too. did you see that an Australian is currently winning the womens division of the US Open tennis championship?
6.Where did you hear we burn down churches, cause I've never heard that before.
We Australians are proud of our country. It is a good place, not like that of which you say in this forum.

If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?
--1 John 4:20

[One True Religion]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

First of all
I am an Australian.
I am a man of god and I believe his teachings. I worship the lord god every day. But I do not see how you can say things about the country I live in, that are so false.
1. We have no gay marriage laws in Australia and gay couples are not yet allowed to be married.
2.Most Australians are decent enough that if they are impregnated without conscent or marriage, they will keep the child even if the father does not show his face ever agin.
3.The divorce rate in Australia is actualy about 2.3% and nearly half of divorsed couples re-marry
4.Sure we allow couples to addopt. But these couples are mainly people who have medical conditions preventing them from aving children themselves.
5.Sure we excel at cricket, but we are good at other things too. did you see that an Australian is currently winning the womens division of the US Open tennis championship?
6.Where did you hear we burn down churches, cause I've never heard that before.
We Australians are proud of our country. It is a good place, not like that of which you say in this forum.

If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?
--1 John 4:20

Like most abos you are a sinful fool daniel, why do you not introduce yourself properly in the relevant thread and tell us what church you worship in and what you like most about the Lord your God.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

If you read The Word of God you will notice that Jude 1:25 differs from what we notice when you write. Here's some of your stuff:

I am a man of god and I believe his teachings. I worship the lord god every day.

and now let's have a look at Jude verse25:

To the onely wise God our Sauiour, be glory and maiestie, dominion and power, now and euer. Amen.

Can you spot the difference?

You claim to worship The LORD God Almighty and yet accord Him no higher status than a woodlouse or an intestinal worm. You can't plead ignorance in the matter because you DO accord high status to

the US Open

(and also as it happens to Australia). Well yes, they are both Proper Nouns and take a capital letter. So in your eyes God is less worthy than the US Open. The same applies to woodlice (or tapeworms). What does that mean? It means that if a woodlouse was discovered on the tennis court it would have been removed (or just ignored (or squashed)) rather than cancelling the US Open: the woodlouse is "accorded lower status" in other words.

When you start writing about God you disagree with The Bible which says that He is accorded glory & majesty & dominion & power, now and ever (which means for longer than the tennis season). This is a major point of scripture.

I really can't think of a single reason why we should take any notice of your posts.

6.Where did you hear we burn down churches, cause I've never heard that before.

Well really! I drive past this one fairly often .. ..



No-one has bothered to repair it (although the council did require that the cinders be swept of the footpath so that pedestrians would not stumble into the path of oncoming traffic).

It's not so much a matter of "hearing about" as of opening-the-eyes and looking-and-seeing.

But it is necessary not to have tunnel vision, I suppose.

[DanielFromAustralia]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Like most abos you are a sinful fool daniel, why do you not introduce yourself properly in the relevant thread and tell us what church you worship in and what you like most about the Lord your God.

I would just like to point out that I am not of Aboriginal decent.

[Bible Student]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Originally Posted by One True Religion
Like most abos you are a sinful fool daniel, why do you not introduce yourself properly in the relevant thread and tell us what church you worship in and what you like most about the Lord your God.

I would just like to point out that I am not of Aboriginal decent.

Wow. Now that everyone has your number you are changing your story,

[a goth scum]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Nice bit of racism there, but I'm sure you could right a load of shit like that for any country in the world.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Nice bit of racism there, but I'm sure you could right a load of shit like that for any country in the world.

Australia is a race now? When did that happen?

[a goth scum]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Australia is a race now? When did that happen?

no, but your not talking about Australia, your talking about Australasians.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

no, but your not talking about Australia, your talking about Australasians.

What the heck are those?