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  • #1

    how i know

    " In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."

    From the moment i could speak my first word God and Jesus have been with me!

    Greetings my fellow sheep, My name is Eli and i follow the Lord my Sheapard's teachings in everything i do. I am a custodian at my local public school in which i host a very special bible study after school hours.

    The House of God which i frequent most weekends is the Westside Family Church, Lenexa, Kansas. One of Gods truley splendid homes, in which i feel his presence every moment i am inside.

    "Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:

    And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him."(James 5:14-15)


    This is my favourate bible quote because it proves how forgiving The Almighty is to all. As long as you accept jesus and have a church elder annoint you in the name of the Lord, your punishment shall be lifted. It shows that only the unfaithful will be killed from an illness, it makes me feel safe.
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    Re: how i know

    GLORY!



    Now that was a mighty fine introduction indeed, my friend, might fine, praise Jesus! You'd be amazed at how many people mess that one simple part up, and the instructions are right at the top of the page.

    Tell me friend, how many sons do you have? What foul deeds are in your past that it took the sweet, sweet blood of Jesus to wash them away? What do you think about that solid gold Model 1911 that Qadhafi had?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: how i know

      Praise the Lord, another proper introduction!

      Tell me brother, what do you think about Libya situation?

      YiC, M
      Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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      • #4
        Re: how i know

        'Sheep'??? We are not sheep, you have people confused with furries.

        Public school? Why would you go to a place where they promote eviloution. Home schooling is much better as you can control the curriculum and save on God's gas.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: how i know

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          What do you think about that solid gold Model 1911 that Qadhafi had?
          A nice looking piece, although it was crying out for a touch of Brasso™.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • #6
            Re: how i know

            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
            Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
            What do you think about that solid gold Model 1911 that Qadhafi had?
            A nice looking piece, although it was crying out for a touch of Brasso™.
            No, no, no. I'm sure as an honest True Christian(tm) jurist you never owned a solid gold Model 1911. One should never clean gold with Brasso especially if it is electroplated.
            YiJC, BS

            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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            • #7
              Re: how i know

              Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
              No, no, no. I'm sure as an honest True Christian™ jurist you never owned a solid gold Model 1911. One should never clean gold with Brasso especially if it is electroplated.
              Well, no, not a gold one.

              I have one that I received with regular bluing but most of that is gone now - I suppose the 100 grit sandpaper I use for cleaning may account for the rust that now covers it.
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • #8
                Re: how i know

                It's not often we get to see a thread hijacked using an actual gun!

                Welcome to the Godliest place on the internet highway, Brother Eli! Tell us a little about yourself. How old are you? How long have you been married? How many sons has your wife rendered? Tell us everything about them. You can even fax over some photos if you like.

                Praise JESUS! He has a plan for you and your family, I just KNOW it!


                Plunged Into The Red Tide Of Christ's Liquid Love,
                Harry Lester
                Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                • #9
                  Re: how i know

                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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