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  • Witnessing Tip: Pretend to be Friends with People to Convert Them!

    We are called by scripture to avoid being friends with people who are unrepentant sinners.

    This is why we strictly guard our communities and churches from the influence of the secular world.

    However, merely appearing to be friends with somebody for a limited period of time to share the gospel with them is not prohibited by scripture, and is actually to be encouraged!

    A True Christian's responsibility is to go out into the world and win souls by any means necessary, and sometimes that means having to go to places like gay bars, casinos, malls and abortion clinics where unsaved trash congregate.

    1 Corinthians 9:19-23 explains that we can make ourselves available to others in the guise of being sympathetic to them and their feelings if your true purpose is to bring them to CHRIST!

    19For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.

    20And unto the Jews I became as a Jew, that I might gain the Jews; to them that are under the law, as under the law, that I might gain them that are under the law;

    21To them that are without law, as without law, (being not without law to God, but under the law to Christ,) that I might gain them that are without law.

    22To the weak became I as weak, that I might gain the weak: I am made all things to all men, that I might by all means save some.

    23And this I do for the gospel's sake, that I might be partaker thereof with you.

    I want to be absolutely clear that the above text is not intended to be a free pass for you to develop a true friendship with the unsaved! This is prohibited by Ephesians 5:11.

    Nor are we to take it to mean that we should change our true beliefs or practices.

    All Paul is saying here is that he makes it appear as though he were a Jew in order to please the Jews and get them to listen to the real Gospel.

    Paul pretends to be weak and poor to appeal to the weak and poor, in order to get them to hear the Truth.

    When people think somebody is really interested in them, they open up to communicate, and that is our chance to bring forth the Good News of JESUS CHRIST, as long as it is really just a one-sided conversation where we are not being influenced by any of their unsaved ideas.

    It allows you to say, "Now that I've learned about your interests and thoughts, don't you owe it to me to learn about mine, and adopt them as your own?"

    Once they figure out that they can't turn away from your beliefs without being damned to HELL, how could they refuse?

    They owe it to you anyway, for your friendliness and patience in listening to whatever babble they were going on and on about!

    This is why Landover sponsors so many missions to gay bars, casinos, San Francisco, Las Vegas, and other hotbeds of sin; so that we may win the trust of sinners and then lower the GODly boom on them!

    May GOD walk with you in all your witnessing journeys, and may He help you put on a convincing facade of friendship to the unsaved!
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    Re: Witnessing Tip: Pretend to be Friends with People to Convert Them!

    A very timely message, Brother B4G, and quite profound.

    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post

    This is why Landover sponsors so many missions to gay bars, casinos, San Francisco, Las Vegas, and other hotbeds of sin; so that we may win the trust of sinners and then lower the GODly boom on them!
    I can personally attest to your revelations. I have often frequented hotbeds of homeristic deathstyles right here in the Des Moines area.

    I find many lost souls in places such as the Blazing Saddles bar.

    Within mere minutes of walking into that sinful place and announcing my presence and purpose for being there, I have those poor wretches literally on their knees before me.

    I stand in front of them and see their eyes open in wonder at what I offer them.

    When our encounter is finished many of them wander off and have a cigarette.



    My only failing is getting them to quit the smoking habit. I have to work on that. I'm thinking some sort of aversion therapy whereby they become cautious about putting vile things in their mouths.





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      Re: Witnessing Tip: Pretend to be Friends with People to Convert Them!

      Thank you for clarifying this part of witnessing, Bob4.

      The wonderful thing is atheists and Catolicks seldom realize I am not sincere when I "befriend" them. If their intelligence were a little better they would have been True Christians™ in the first place.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        Re: Witnessing Tip: Pretend to be Friends with People to Convert Them!

        Every disgusting heathen or ethnic person I meet, I always call them 'Friend'. Admittedly, it is hard to do without a touch of hot spittle spraying from my pursed lips and a steely gaze. :
        I find it is very effective if I place a hand on each of their weak shoulders and hold firmly as I deliver my love of Jesus with thrusting passion.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Every disgusting heathen or ethnic person I meet, I always call them 'Friend'. Admittedly, it is hard to do without a touch of hot spittle spraying from my pursed lips and a steely gaze. :
          I find it is very effective if I place a hand on each of their weak shoulders and hold firmly as I deliver my love of Jesus with thrusting passion.
          You all are reminding me of my life here at the Mission where I have to feed, clothe, and spend TIME with the villainous scum that come in here. Oh I curse them to hell as I scour the fleck encrusted toilets they leave behind. Those who resist my reluctant witnessing will repay me 1000-fold when Jesus and I watch them writhing in the pit of hell. Praise the Lord.
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          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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            Re: Witnessing Tip: Pretend to be Friends with People to Convert Them!

            Bob, thank you for those sage words and good ideas. You've inspired me to invest in a higher-resolution Web cam, which I intend to use for winning souls over the Internet. It's one thing for people to hear my words, but I want them to be able to look into my eyes and see that they are alight with my passion for the Lord!
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            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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            • #7
              Re: Witnessing Tip: Pretend to be Friends with People to Convert Them!

              GLORY, I make a point to pretend to be friendly with all the hellbound scum I run into. Sure they maybe walking meat bags of human excrement, but Jesus tells me I need to at lest try. Many I day I wish I could just hit them in the head with a hammer until their face is gone, and then urinate in the open wound, but then Christ pulls me back and I force of smile onto my face. PRAISE!

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