[Seeker]

Re: I have a crush on Pastor Ezekiel

I do confess that I do like the squint in pastor billy- reuben eyes. He is sending a godly message behind that flag! Amen!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: I have a crush on Pastor Ezekiel

Where is he and what does he look like?

Last time I saw him, he looks like the galaxy Andromeda ... check out his avatar ...

[Old Heller]

Re: I have a crush on Pastor Ezekiel

So there I said it! He is hot. Jesus does need to control my hormones or else I will go to hell.

I think a good open confession is really good for the true christian soul.

So what do you think I should do to get over this? Stand up in front of my church sunday morning and tell them the truth? I know it is better to marry than to burn. But is he married? We could be like the Duggar family and have 17 kids. Oh yeah! Nevermind. I am sorry for being honest.

Lord rebuke me!!

It seemeth to me that this "Seeker" creature may be just a little light in his loafers. I do know he's a Catlick, cause I live down the street from him, and he's got one a them Virgin Mary's in a bathtub things in his front yard, right next to the pickup up on blocks.

I didn't know he was one a them homers until just now...

[Seeker]

Re: I have a crush on Pastor Ezekiel

It seemeth to me that this "Seeker" creature may be just a little light in his loafers. I do know he's a Catlick, cause I live down the street from him, and he's got one a them Virgin Mary's in a bathtub things in his front yard, right next to the pickup up on blocks.

I didn't know he was one a them homers until just now...

I thought I got you arrested! It is biblical that you should lust over a virgin or even if you get a chance - rape one! Now run away cuz your face scares me!

[nikilds]

Re: I have a crush on Pastor Ezekiel

Amen, Lionheart! I'm glad to see you finally have something useful to say.

Jesus tells us how to avoid crushes (lust) in Mark 9:43-48.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Also

Matthew 5:28
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

I can only imagine what trouble a woman would get into for lusting after our Godly Pastor Ezekiel.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I have a crush on Pastor Ezekiel

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I can only imagine what trouble a woman would get into for lusting after our Godly Pastor Ezekiel.

Oh, I'll give them plenty of trouble. Bleive you, me!

The End will be near for them if they see my body gaurds at their front door.

[Hitoshi]

Re: I have a crush on Pastor Ezekiel

What shall I do now...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I have a crush on Pastor Ezekiel

Also

Matthew 5:28
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

I can only imagine what trouble a woman would get into for lusting after our Godly Pastor Ezekiel.

Friend,

For each indecent tingle you felt in your girly regions Satan will repay you a million fold with a thrust of his barbed tallwaycker into your tender bits! Repent woman before our Merciful Savior tosses your harlot backside into The Lake of Fire to be a play things of demons.