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  • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
    Both pretty healthy? More deceit.

    You have already said you are post menopausal so risk of osteoporosis is high, not to mention arthritis, angina, diabetes, gout and obviously alzheimers and korsakoffs.

    Exercise reduces the risk of osteoporosis. I also eat a lot of leafy green vegetables, which are high in calcium, so my bones are just fine.
    My joints are still supple - could have something to do with the fact that I am active. I also play piano and guitar, which helps keep my hands strong.
    Exercise also keeps my heart healthy, so no big angina risk.
    Type 1 diabetes tends to run in families, and it doesn't run in mine. Type 2 is usually caused by obesity, and I am not overweight.
    Gout has been linked to a diet high in animal protein, and I only eat meat a few times a week.
    My grandmother had Alzheimer's but she didn't develop it until her 80's, and that's s good ways off for me yet. Korsakov's is often the result of alcoholism and malnutrition, and I do not have either of those conditions.

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    • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

      Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
      Exercise reduces the risk of osteoporosis. I also eat a lot of leafy green vegetables, which are high in calcium, so my bones are just fine.
      My joints are still supple - could have something to do with the fact that I am active. I also play piano and guitar, which helps keep my hands strong.
      Exercise also keeps my heart healthy, so no big angina risk.
      Type 1 diabetes tends to run in families, and it doesn't run in mine. Type 2 is usually caused by obesity, and I am not overweight.
      Gout has been linked to a diet high in animal protein, and I only eat meat a few times a week.
      My grandmother had Alzheimer's but she didn't develop it until her 80's, and that's s good ways off for me yet. Korsakov's is often the result of alcoholism and malnutrition, and I do not have either of those conditions.
      I pity your wretched state and unhappy life... You failed to produce even ONE soldier for Christ. There's no way to compensate for that failing is there?
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      • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

        Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
        I also eat a lot of leafy green vegetables,
        From your posts here it would be easy to conclude that you make those leafy green vegies into cookies.

        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

          Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
          Exercise reduces the risk of osteoporosis. I also eat a lot of leafy green vegetables, which are high in calcium, so my bones are just fine.
          My joints are still supple - could have something to do with the fact that I am active. I also play piano and guitar, which helps keep my hands strong.
          Exercise also keeps my heart healthy, so no big angina risk.
          Type 1 diabetes tends to run in families, and it doesn't run in mine. Type 2 is usually caused by obesity, and I am not overweight.
          Gout has been linked to a diet high in animal protein, and I only eat meat a few times a week.
          My grandmother had Alzheimer's but she didn't develop it until her 80's, and that's s good ways off for me yet. Korsakov's is often the result of alcoholism and malnutrition, and I do not have either of those conditions.
          What does any of this have to do with the thread topic?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            What does any of this have to do with the thread topic?
            It's a response to a comment directed at me.

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            • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

              Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
              It's a response to a comment directed at me.
              So you just have to get the last word in?
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              • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                So you just have to get the last word in?

                Not necesarily - it depends on the question and whether I wish to respond.

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                • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                  I'm not saying that people shouldnt have children. I just think that marriage is for the weak. I plan to abstain from women my whole life. And the only good activity is procreational sex in the missionary position.

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                  • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                    Originally posted by convertordie View Post
                    I just think that marriage is for the weak. I plan to abstain from women my whole life.
                    What are you, gay? Well then, enjoy hell.
                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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                    • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                      YES! fuck as much as you can!!! it is how I will corrupt your loved ones, and get demons to possess your soul! heil satan!
                      WE WILL POSSESS YOUR SOULS.
                      the end times are near, and satan's armies are gathering. soon, he will come forth from the darkness of hell into heaven, and take his rightful place on the throne, and cast god and the holy spirit down to hell to suffer for eternity.
                      HEIL SATAN! HEIL SATAN! HEIL SATAN!
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                        Originally posted by Chris the retard View Post
                        YES! piffle as much as you can!!! it is how I will corrupt your loved ones, and get demons to possess your soul! heil satan!
                        WE WILL POSSESS YOUR SOULS.
                        the end times are near, and satan's armies are gathering. soon, he will come forth from the darkness of hell into heaven, and take his rightful place on the throne, and cast god and the holy spirit down to hell to suffer for eternity.
                        HEIL SATAN! HEIL SATAN! HEIL SATAN!
                        Oooooooooo we are scared!

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                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                          my father was murdered twenty years ago in cold blood <<< Edited for Content >>>, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                            Originally posted by Christopher the retard View Post
                            my father was murdered twenty years ago in cold blood <<< Edited for Content >>>, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
                            I suspect it was a mercy killing. God approves!
                            2 Kings 20:1-7
                            20 In those days was Hezekiah sick unto death. And the prophet Isaiah the son of Amoz came to him, and said unto him, Thus saith the Lord, Set thine house in order; for thou shalt die, and not live.
                            2 Then he turned his face to the wall, and prayed unto the Lord, saying,
                            3 I beseech thee, O Lord, remember now how I have walked before thee in truth and with a perfect heart, and have done that which is good in thy sight. And Hezekiah wept sore.
                            4 And it came to pass, afore Isaiah was gone out into the middle court, that the word of the Lord came to him, saying,
                            5 Turn again, and tell Hezekiah the captain of my people, Thus saith the Lord, the God of David thy father, I have heard thy prayer, I have seen thy tears: behold, I will heal thee: on the third day thou shalt go up unto the house of the Lord.
                            6 And I will add unto thy days fifteen years; and I will deliver thee and this city out of the hand of the king of Assyria; and I will defend this city for mine own sake, and for my servant David's sake.
                            7 And Isaiah said, Take a lump of figs. And they took and laid it on the boil, and he recovered.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                              Originally posted by Christopher the retard View Post
                              HEIL SATAN! HEIL SATAN! HEIL SATAN!
                              That's not going to get you far, maggot.

                              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

                                Originally posted by Christopher the retard View Post
                                my father was murdered twenty years ago in cold blood <<< Edited for Content >>>, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
                                Wow, Barry Manilow, here at Landover!

                                I've always wanted to beat meet you! Where will you be singing? I'm sure Brother James and any number of other True Christian(tm) gentlemen would be thrilled to help us paint the town red with you!
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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