[WWJDnow]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

my father was murdered twenty years ago in cold blood <<< Edited for Content >>>, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

The song that will end the Earth is whatever the seven angels play on their trumpets in Revelation 8, 9, and 12. My money is on "Onward Christian Soldiers," but that's just a guess, because the Bible doesn't say what the song will be, and Revelation 22:18 tells us that we are not to add to what is written in that book. But it wouldn't surprise me if you're around to hear it, since Jesus did tell John, Surely I come quickly. Revelation 22:20.

[John Scopes]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

You are no less brain dead than any other denizen here, what is your point ?

YES! piffle as much as you can!!! it is how I will corrupt your loved ones, and get demons to possess your soul! heil satan!
WE WILL POSSESS YOUR SOULS.
the end times are near, and satan's armies are gathering. soon, he will come forth from the darkness of hell into heaven, and take his rightful place on the throne, and cast god and the holy spirit down to hell to suffer for eternity.
HEIL SATAN! HEIL SATAN! HEIL SATAN!

[hellfire Republican]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

The quickest way to get rid of your girl friend in not being able to get it up. So yes, I think there is an obligation on your wedding day to do it. Other wise she is going to wonder.

[Sideshow]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Yes, the wedding night isn't for sex; even thought that is the only time the bible except that kind of thing, and only in certain poitions. I digress; Once your married I guarantee your sex life is over, so why don't you just skip everything and stay a virgin for god. What can go wrong with that idea. It works for the catholic priests. (or does it....?) Would the world be a better place if everyone just would abstain?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Yes, the wedding night isn't for sex; even thought that is the only time the bible except that kind of thing, and only in certain poitions.

Please back that up with Scripture.


I'm not sure what you're even talking about to be honest....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Please back that up with Scripture.


I'm not sure what you're even talking about to be honest....

Apparently, he thinks that the Bible only allows sex on the wedding night, and while drinking certain potions.

He may mean the Satanic Bible, which of course is written to free the married man up for sodomy with strangers rather than Godly reproductive intercourse with his bride.

[Celestebear]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I have a question but i am not allowed to start a thread yet (i'm new to the forum, hello everyone) but what if you were planned to get married on saturday but a woman starts her (you know) would you postpone the wedding to keep her in isolation or have the ceremony anyway?

[James Hutchins]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I have a question but i am not allowed to start a thread yet (i'm new to the forum, hello everyone) but what if you were planned to get married on saturday but a woman starts her (you know) would you postpone the wedding to keep her in isolation or have the ceremony anyway?

Absolutely, cancel the wedding!!!!!!!!! You should be in your mentrahut, far away from decent people. But let the men still have the reception. There is no point in your problems ruining their good times.

God will not tolerate the foul stench of a woman bleeding in His home.

[Celestebear]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Thank you it was a silly question. I am the only True Christian in my family so I have no one else to ask. Thank you again.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Thank you it was a silly question. I am the only True Christian in my family so I have no one else to ask. Thank you again.

Also how is a man supposed to do his duty and test your virginity immediately if you're being unclean down there?

[Celestebear]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Thank you again for another point.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Thank you again for another point.

Why not head over to the Introductions Forum and tell us what church you go to, how you found Jesus, and what your favorite Scripture is?

[Celestebear]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I will have to tomorrow but thank you for being so nice!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Thank you again for another point.

I just noticed you're from The Isle of Man

It's especially important you heed the Rev Rodimer's advice. Your Salvation(C) is in immediate danger.

[SavedSouthernBelle]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I just found this thread and would like to add that the best thing to do is pray to the LORD for a multiple birth--twins are good, triplets are better! That way you only have to become carnally involved once!
Don't forget to pray for little boys. I have twins myself and one of them is a girl.
That is entirely my fault. I did not pray hard enough. My husband, bless him, was so disappointed in me.