[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: What is Fap?

Killing the mesenger as usual.
Go out into the chat rooms for people below age 30 and ask what "fap" stands for.
Also please the OP, state what the context of the use of "Fap" was!!!! The Context is VERY important. Context is all that matters and untill the OP has no provided it we cannot really define what "fap" the chatroom people where referring to.

But really, go to online forums for young people or use chatrooms and ASK what "fap" means. If you don't know, don't ciritizise people who do know.

Brother Mayfield has clearly stated that he saw this in a "chatroom about Sarah Palin". What more information do you need? What kind of sick, twisted things are you trying to do, bub?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

Go out into the chat rooms for people below age 30 and ask what "fap" stands for.

This is all in your dirty mind my friend. I have no doubt in those darkrooms you often visit every word is interpreted in a nasty way, but normal people view the world in a different way.

If you ask normal people what FAP means you will get answers like: FORTRAN Assembly Program, Fair Access Policy, Femto Access Point, Functional analytic psychotherapy, Familial adenomatous polyposis, Familial amyloid polyneuropathy, Fixed action pattern or Fas-associated phosphatase.

You see, normal people have normal meanings for normal words. Not everything is about sex.

[MarkHenry]

Re: What is Fap?

I would still really like to hear from the OP.
Unless we have the CONTEXT we cannot deduce anything.

Its like the word "love"
I LOVE Jesus.
I would LOVE to beat you up.

One word, two absolutely different meanings, only different: context.

Untill the OP does not reply we cannot take this any further. To others, please go to chatrooms and ask what fap means. Don't think, research THAN think.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

Don't think, research THAN think.

I did:

If you ask normal people what FAP means you will get answers like: FORTRAN Assembly Program, Fair Access Policy, Femto Access Point, Functional analytic psychotherapy, Familial adenomatous polyposis, Familial amyloid polyneuropathy, Fixed action pattern or Fas-associated phosphatase.

Why do you insist on everything having to be related to sex?

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: What is Fap?

I would still really like to hear from the OP.
Unless we have the CONTEXT we cannot deduce anything.

Its like the word "love"
I LOVE Jesus.
I would LOVE to beat you up.

One word, two absolutely different meanings, only different: context.

Untill the OP does not reply we cannot take this any further. To others, please go to chatrooms and ask what fap means. Don't think, research THAN think.

I may not have the slightest clue what your perverse agenda is around here, but I do know that you are the last type of guy I'd want my borderline homo-gay son hanging around. Good day, sir!

[Godfly]

Re: What is Fap?

I would still really like to hear from the OP.
Unless we have the CONTEXT we cannot deduce anything.

Its like the word "love"
I LOVE Jesus.
I would LOVE to beat you up.

One word, two absolutely different meanings, only different: context.

Untill the OP does not reply we cannot take this any further. To others, please go to chatrooms and ask what fap means. Don't think, research THAN think.

Now you are saying you would "Love to Beat up Jesus?" Well I can tell you one thing, Our Lord with his manly carpenter muscles would give you a fine thrashing if you had the guts to try it! He could wipe the floor with a hundred pencil neck hell-bound sinners like you. Love to beat up Jesus, I have never seen the like.

[The Word]

Re: What is Fap?

Hello, fellow Children of Adam. I am new here, but I wish to express my opinion on this "fap".
First, the true meaning: http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/fap

Originally it was used to refer to being drunk and coming home late.

We should be more open about talking about this sort of thing. It promotes awareness, and by putting it out in the open, we can hopefully reduces these cases of "Self-Satisfaction".

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

I am new here, but I wish to express my opinion on this "fap". First, the true meaning: http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/fap

You think a site that says it means "onamatopoeia" is going to impress us?

Please start reading the Holy Bible. Now!

[The Word]

Re: What is Fap?

You think a site that says it means "onamatopoeia" is going to impress us?

Please start reading the Holy Bible. Now!

I was just posting what I had found, along with the true meaning I discovered. I don't think tearing into me is a great way to promote unity.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

I was just posting what I had found, along with the true meaning I discovered. I don't think tearing into me is a great way to promote unity.

Not everything is about sex, that's just an obsession of you. You should spend less time on porn sites and more time reading the Holy Bible.

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[NicoNutsy]

Re: What is Fap?

And how will thee read the holy bible with no eyes?
And how will thee turn the page while reading the holy bible with no eyes?

Fap Fap Fap...

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

And how will thee read the holy bible with no eyes? And how will thee turn the page while reading the holy bible with no eyes?

God has a solution for everything. Just listen to it: http://www.audiotreasure.com/indexKJV.htm

[NicoNutsy]

Re: What is Fap?

Why does god charge me 30$ for a better version of the "audio" bible?

Shouldn't god's love be free ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What is Fap?

Why does god charge me 30$ for a better version of the "audio" bible?

Shouldn't god's love be free ?

God's love is free. Audio Bibles are not.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

Why does god charge me 30$ for a better version of the "audio" bible? Shouldn't god's love be free ?

Did you ever notice that on the right side of your screen there is something called a scroll bar? You should try it, it's amazing. If you use it on the page I sent you you will notice that you can download the mp3 version of the KJV1611 Holy Bible for free!

What you are feeling right now? Your own stupidity!

Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."