[True Disciple]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

Don't worry, Brothers and Sisters. I've discovered that, besides being a gay, I'm a universalist as well. There is no hell! We are all going to heaven! Stalin and Obama as well! Even joos go to heaven! Let's all LOVE each other!! Who wants a hug??

[Meek and Humble]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

Brother, just because you like having sex with other men regularly and have no interest in women does NOT make you gay!

Trust me, I know from experience.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

The Qur'an The Bible commands that we gang-rape execute you filthy sodomites! Please report to the town square, where Bobby-Joe and the boys will carry out the sentence!

Brother Jones, I trust the Internet links are up to stream the video of the punishment? There are literally tens of thousands of sodomites waiting to watch, in the hopes that the horror of this violent, sweaty display will help them turn from the gay and to Jesus, that they be spared a similar fate! And they're all donating $9.95 for the opportunity to find Jesus!

[Levi Jones]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

The Qur'an The Bible commands that we gang-rape execute you filthy sodomites! Please report to the town square, where Bobby-Joe and the boys will carry out the sentence!

Brother Jones, I trust the Internet links are up to stream the video of the punishment? There are literally tens of thousands of sodomites waiting to watch, in the hopes that the horror of this violent, sweaty display will help them turn from the gay and to Jesus, that they be spared a similar fate! And they're all donating $9.95 for the opportunity to find Jesus!

Wow, my first stoning!! I can't decide whether I should dress up as a tiger or as a horse for this one, Reverend.

With Clown Love

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

Wow, my first stoning!! I can't decide whether I should dress up as a tiger or as a horse for this one, Reverend.

With Clown Love

Clown Love? Dress as a tiger or a horse?

I'm afraid I don't understand. Have you been brainwashed by furry Juggalosers, Brother? Because that might be two additional audiences interested in watching the event. Think of the income outreach!

As for which outfit . . . which are you more like? A big pussy, or a stallion?

[True Disciple]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

Wow, my first stoning!! I can't decide whether I should dress up as a tiger or as a horse for this one, Reverend.

With Clown Love

A bunny is always ok, Brother!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

A bunny is always ok, Brother!

Only if it's on a leash...

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

He's not THAT gay. I think he is the father of my unborn baby.

[Miss April]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

I'm so Shocked I can't believe that a,Wonderful True Christian Pastor like yourself whould be gay But i have a Confesstion to I'm in love with Brother Heathen Basher i just can't help it he is the most Wonderful, Caring and and Sweet True Christian man

[Miss April]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

He's not THAT gay. I think he is the father of my unborn baby.

Sister are you sure your unborn baby is not Pastor Ezekiel?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

Sister are you sure your unborn baby is not Pastor Ezekiel?

Oh April, your femme powers of intellect stir within me my butch powers of protection.

I want to be the bulldyke to your lipstick lezbo; I'll wear the dungarees but we'll both be bra-free, my bosoms sagging downwards towards our great Mother Earth, your bosoms bouncing pertly as they dance for the great huntress Diana.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

Oh April, your femme powers of intellect stir within me my butch powers of protection.

I want to be the bulldyke to your lipstick lezbo; I'll wear the dungarees but we'll both be bra-free, my bosoms sagging downwards towards our great Mother Earth, your bosoms bouncing pertly as they dance for the great huntress Diana.

Mrs Rogers...I know our love was just beginning to bud, the tender petals of our sexuality unfurling for each other, but you have crushed me with this. I thought after sharing my pecan nibbles last night we had reached an agreement about our feelings for each other? My, I feel such a fool. The nibbles really must have been too dry, I should have known.

[Miss April]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

Oh April, your femme powers of intellect stir within me my butch powers of protection.

I want to be the bulldyke to your lipstick lezbo; I'll wear the dungarees but we'll both be bra-free, my bosoms sagging downwards towards our great Mother Earth, your bosoms bouncing pertly as they dance for the great huntress Diana.

Mrs.Sister,Rogers have you lost your mind?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

MRS ROGERS! STAY AWAY FROM MISS APRIL! SHE IS MINE!!!

I love you, baby

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: [Press Release] Rev. Jim Osborne Reveals Deep, Dark Secret!

Mrs Rogers...I know our love was just beginning to bud, the tender petals of our sexuality unfurling for each other, but you have crushed me with this. I thought after sharing my pecan nibbles last night we had reached an agreement about our feelings for each other? My, I feel such a fool. The nibbles really must have been too dry, I should have known.

Anna, I am sorry to have hurt you so -- your pecan nibbles weren't that dry, however April's chicken nibbles are so juicy that they do not require additional sauce.

Mrs.Sister,Rogers i'm so skocked:0 did you hit your head? Everybody around here seems to have gone nuts:/

No more nuts for me, not anymore -- but I'll make an exception for you, dear.

MRS ROGERS! STAY AWAY FROM MISS APRIL! SHE IS MINE!!!

She's my little singular nut now, HB.