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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #226
    Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
    Um...Pastors and Jesus forgive me for noticing that those gummy guitars look a bit too much like tallywackers.
    Indeed, Nurse!

    Whoever heard of a flesh-colored guitar?
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #227
      Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

      I'm really glad that the microphone shaped candy is not pictured above. That would have been totally inappropriate.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #228
        Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Whoever heard of a flesh-colored guitar?
        Were you referring to the tallywangcaster?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #229
          Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

          Miely Cyrus is apparently too 'pure' to joke about:
          Jamie Foxx Apologizes to Miley Cyrus
          NEW YORK (AP) -->
          When the incident was brought up on the "Tonight" show Tuesday, Foxx apologized and said: "I didn't mean it maliciously."

          Foxx had started talking about Cyrus on his Sirius satellite radio show after someone brought up the singer's recent feud with Radiohead. Foxx said: "Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? She needs to get a gum transplant!"

          Foxx noted to Jay Leno that he was doing a routine, saying: "Sometimes as comedians, you know, we go a little too far."


          Miley Cyrus, Jamie Foxx
          Either that, or Jamie Foxx's kids love Miely Cyrus and he was just trying to make it up to them.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Rick 'Magma' Bocchino
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2009
            • 26

            #230
            Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

            Did anyone else see the Hannah Montana movie this weekend? I illegally downloaded it off of the internet. For those of you that are interested in seeing it but are skeptical about showing it to your children here is a brief plot outline:

            So Hannah is hanging out around her house reading a magazine. She gets hungry so she orders a pizza. Then the pizza guy comes over like 30 seconds later (I don't think it was very believable for a pizza to be made and then delivered that quickly unless the pizza place was next door to her house and it was made before she ordered it [yuk!]) but she doesn't have any cash in her house. The pizza guy is getting impatient so she takes him into the house and starts giving him a handjob. Then she sucks his cock for like 5 minutes and then he gets her naked and eats her pussy out for a while. Then he fucks her in every position for like 25 minutes. At one point he cuts a hole in the middle of the pizza and sticks his dick through it and fucks her for a while like that.

            All and all I give the film a 7 out of 10. It didn't have very good production values or editing and the acting left a lot to be desired. It was also pretty short for a feature length film and I was expecting a lot more singing. But then again I'm not really part of this generation so whatever the appeal is of Hannah Montana was lost on me. Maybe your kids will like it, I don't know.
            My story is like that of most, if not all Born Again Christians: I was lost, I did some drugs, I had sex with a lot of women, then I had sex with a lot of men, then I did it with some children, then I did it with some animals, then I went back to women for a little bit but also did it with animals on the side, then I did it with men and some children, then I got a bunch of irreversible STDs and can no longer get an erection so I decided to give my life to Christ since I can't bone women or men or children or animals anymore. Read my testimony here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21140

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            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
               
              • Jun 2007
              • 6572

              #231
              Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

              Rick, being a gold-level tither does not give you permission to swear like a sailor.

              Either stop using profanity, or upgrade to Platinum-level tithing.
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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #232
                Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                Originally posted by Rick 'Magma' Bocchino View Post
                Did anyone else see the Hannah Montana movie this weekend? I illegally downloaded it off of the internet. For those of you that are interested in seeing it but are skeptical about showing it to your children here is a brief plot outline:

                So Hannah is hanging out around her house reading a magazine. She gets hungry so she orders a pizza. Then the pizza guy comes over like 30 seconds later (I don't think it was very believable for a pizza to be made and then delivered that quickly unless the pizza place was next door to her house and it was made before she ordered it [yuk!]) but she doesn't have any cash in her house. The pizza guy is getting impatient so she takes him into the house and starts giving him a handjob. Then she sucks his cock for like 5 minutes and then he gets her naked and eats her pussy out for a while. Then he piffles her in every position for like 25 minutes. At one point he cuts a hole in the middle of the pizza and sticks his dick through it and piffles her for a while like that.

                All and all I give the film a 7 out of 10. It didn't have very good production values or editing and the acting left a lot to be desired. It was also pretty short for a feature length film and I was expecting a lot more singing. But then again I'm not really part of this generation so whatever the appeal is of Hannah Montana was lost on me. Maybe your kids will like it, I don't know.


                Er,, that wasn't the movie we were shown at the Freehold pubic & safety health board meeting Manny. What is the name of this Montana movie? While there was a lot of that Disney' harlot's skin I do NOT remember any pizza with a side order of tube steak in it.

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                • Sixtha
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 65

                  #233
                  Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                  Originally posted by Rick 'Magma' Bocchino View Post
                  Did anyone else see the Hannah Montana movie this weekend? I illegally downloaded it off of the internet. For those of you that are interested in seeing it but are skeptical about showing it to your children here is a brief plot outline:

                  So Hannah is hanging out around her house reading a magazine. She gets hungry so she orders a pizza. Then the pizza guy comes over like 30 seconds later (I don't think it was very believable for a pizza to be made and then delivered that quickly unless the pizza place was next door to her house and it was made before she ordered it [yuk!]) but she doesn't have any cash in her house. The pizza guy is getting impatient so she takes him into the house and starts giving him a handjob. Then she sucks his cock for like 5 minutes and then he gets her naked and eats her pussy out for a while. Then he piffles her in every position for like 25 minutes. At one point he cuts a hole in the middle of the pizza and sticks his dick through it and piffles her for a while like that.

                  All and all I give the film a 7 out of 10. It didn't have very good production values or editing and the acting left a lot to be desired. It was also pretty short for a feature length film and I was expecting a lot more singing. But then again I'm not really part of this generation so whatever the appeal is of Hannah Montana was lost on me. Maybe your kids will like it, I don't know.
                  I think you are reffering to a Lizzie Mcguire movie, man.

                  I don't think its the Hanna Montanna movie, altought this sounds way better.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #234
                    Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                    Originally posted by Sixtha View Post
                    I think you are reffering to a Lizzie Mcguire movie, man.
                    Oh that makes sense. Lizzie "Bad Girl" Mcguire has been band on Freehold cable for a long time. Just a glance at the episode title for the Mcguire series got the dreaded "Jesus Weeps" for it from the Public Safety Committee. Wash O'Hanely did a series on how Lizzie Mcguire coincided with a direct rise in the number of pre-teens have abortions in this country.

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