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Re: Seth Cochrane murdered my husband!
Well, er, uh, I say, mamm, is he buried yet? No use wasting, uh..
Originally posted by Jean Poole
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Some of you will have known my husband Bill, a delightful and Godly man who occasionally posted here. Well, my husband was murdered this morning. 
While going to the bank, my husband was accosted by Mr. Cochrane, butt-raped by him and his goth friends, and then hacked with an axe. We know it was him because a slack-jawed cripple ginger was seen running from the scene.
Bill died before reaching the hospital.
I would also like to counter the unfounded accusations that I paid Mr.Cochrane to murder my dear husband. The $50,000 that was missing from our bank account (which my husband had gone to the bank to check about) was likely just a small clerical error.
YOU SHALL PAY, COCHRANE!
My boys are hunting you as we speak.
While going to the bank, my husband was accosted by Mr. Cochrane, butt-raped by him and his goth friends, and then hacked with an axe. We know it was him because a slack-jawed cripple ginger was seen running from the scene.
Bill died before reaching the hospital. I would also like to counter the unfounded accusations that I paid Mr.Cochrane to murder my dear husband. The $50,000 that was missing from our bank account (which my husband had gone to the bank to check about) was likely just a small clerical error.
YOU SHALL PAY, COCHRANE!
My boys are hunting you as we speak.
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